smuggling

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Not in a large sense. Or even in a way that really deserved to be called smuggling. The problem is this: I need a few tips and some advice on what would be the most secure way to take a small amount of pot (only 2-4g) over seas on a plane. I know this will seem stupid to a lot of you but it's really good shit and a souvenir for a friend. Normally I would simply stick it in my hold bag but I only have hand luggage so that isn't option. Some ideas I've had are: Sticking it to my nethers, concealing it in my hand luggage and using coffee to cover up the smell.

Some information:
2 hour flight;
Within Europe;
Small chance of police dogs on arrival.

That considered, I'd like to hear all ideas anyone has that could help.

Thanks.

[-inefficiency-]

Judging that you're only flying within Europe and such, I don't think you'll have too much trouble. Don't take my word for granted though because there are always unforseen variables.

My old boss managed to sneak some weed half way round the world via anal-sneakage.

[ivanxthexterriblex]

You could stick it up your anus. But for 2-4 grams of pot i dont think it would be worth the trouble or you could swallow it in a ballon and then drink a capfull of dishwashing soap and throw it up when you get there. You picked a hard drug to transport on a plane in a sence that if they decided to pull you to the side and do a random search on you. There nothing you could say to them to try and make them believe its something else. But if it was another drug i could for sure help you out on that. But even though this doesnt help i was on a plane once with a friend goin from pittsburgh,pa to miami,fl and i didnt know at the time but he brought weed and a pipe with him and had it inside his coat pocket the whole time. And there was no problem going threw the checkpoints at the airport. The only problem he had was me almost at the point of beating his ass for being so stupid. So is it really worth it to you is the question really. You can never be to carefull at airports these days since people like to ruin it for the rest of us. But if you would like to know on how to transport something else i could be a very big help to you and others but only on a low scale.NOTHING BIG

[Semtex_Roach]

Originally Posted by -inefficiency-

Judging that you're only flying within Europe and such, I don't think you'll have too much trouble. Don't take my word for granted though because there are always unforseen variables.

My old boss managed to sneak some weed half way round the world via anal-sneakage.

From the sound of the thread you're in amsterdam wanting to carry a little sample/collection of samples back for a friend. If that is the case, and you happen to be flying out on wednesday, you'll probably see someone getting dragged away in handcuffs with dogs yelping by his suitcase - that will be me.
I'm saying i will be doing the same, for roughly the same amount, and have been contemplating a few ways.
If you Are leaving from Amsterdam you have to make sure the shit is smell-proof, 90% of the time you'll find dogs welcoming you back from high-profile countries such as Morocco and Holland.
In another thread i posted a proven technique of wrapping the weed up, while wearing latex gloves, in a lot of cling-film, changing gloves, and thoroughly wiping down the cling-film with lighter fluid or another non-polar solvent. You then get some paraffin (candle-wax), melt it down in a pot, and place the wrapped-up weed in a slightly larger container, such as a film canister, and pour in the liquid paraffin, letting it harden. You can travel completely safely as no dog will detect anything, unless you were stupid enough to smoke a joint or to otherwise leave traces of marijuana scent on your clothing. Also, make sure everything in your suitcase has been washed. I once had a dog stop me on my way to a concert, and all i had on me was an empty baggie in my wallet (no residue inside whatsoever) which had been there for two months if not more. They will detect it from Miles away...
The problem is, of course, that your package now becomes larger and harder to conceal... I personally will be packaging it as stated above and completely avoiding possible loss of anal virginity by simply mailing it to my address in the UK and hoping it gets there - if not, it's a shame, but if something goes wrong at the airport it'll be a lot of hassle for a few joints.
i'd say your best bet other than anal/oral sneakage is to buy a hair-brush with a fat handle which can be removed, and pack the weed/paraffin into there, or something of the sort.

The truth is, airports are extremely busy in this season, and i doubt you'll actually get stopped/searched unless you happen to be dressed like a vagrant and be high on psychedelics when you're making your way through the metal detector. The problem is that you can never be sure, so it depends on how safe you want to play this. But as i said, smell-proofing is your number one priority.

[headcase]

Are you flying back from Amsterdam? Because that would change things. Anyway, continue the discussion in this thread. It's a different location but it's almost identical otherwise.

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