the SHITBOOK is damn near undetectable by all means unless your George Clinton.
(p.s. If You Can't Smile For Whatever Reasons, Dont Read This.)
I dont encourage bad things, I only tell you how to do them.
so first, dont hack from home(unless you're a script kiddie, then by all means Please, no, MAKE SURE you hack at home. im totally kidding)
alright
The almighty Untraceable Shitbook.
buy the cheapest ugliest lamest netbook making sure it has at least a usb hub, and a card reader.
hard drive size doesnt matter what so ever. go for the small ones if possible.(for the shitbook you should have no reason for a 160 gig hard drive)
open it up and take out the wifi card, bluetooth(if it has it), and webcam.
go to a computer store and stock up on anywhere from 1-10000 usb wifi cards depending on how many illegal internet operations you plan on doing.
also buy a few cheap 128mb or less sd card.
NOW
wipe the hard drive and make sure you get EVERYTHING deleted.
get basic operating systems or build your own BUT IT MUST BE DONE FROM SOMEONE ELSES COMPUTER and put those minimalist operating systems on your netbook.(e.g. windows 98, windows 2003, small linux distro's whatever you want.)
using a diff computer download the drivers for your wifi cards, put them on the sd card.
plug it in install drivers, etc.
take out the sd card, put gasoline on it and watch the bitch burn and make sure you smile.
using other peoples computers get everything you are going to need to work with and put it on the usb stick.
now use your netbook to create, program, install your "tools" [you're on your own with that and if you know what you're doing you know exactly what to use, otherwise I can't wait to read about you getting caught on Google News

] and everything your gonna need.(WITHOUT CONNECTING TO THE INTERNET)
pull out another one of those little sd cards you got. install the best hard drive wiping tool onto it. your going to always want to keep this sd card with you, you should just leave it in the internal card reader.
now your shitbook should be ready.
DONT PLUG IN THE USB WIFI CARD
AND DEFINITELY
DONT CONNECT IT TO THE INTERNET YET.
now you hide your stupid shitbook in the darkest, most unlikely, ugliest, place hidden from all light, air, and moisture you can think of. Why? because light is not Dark. that's why.
okay when you believe your ready for the "funtimes". pull the shitbook out.
Here's Where You Can Be Slick And Sly and live a hidden life, Or Go to jail and cry.
now plug in one of those usb wifi cards. hopefully you didnt forget to install the drivers.
if your smart when i said get all your tools, you got all the best proxy programs, created some great set of tools [not used some off the internet, although there are some good ones] set up a virtual machine to use. otherwise..your taking a risk of getting caught for trying to beat the system.
now depending on what super computer powers your gonna be exposing, you can either use a public place's wifi, or use some idiots wifi, or crack into someones computer and use his or her computer to upload your programs on and pull it off from their computer. make sure you have the proxy set up already and the virtual machine open with another proxy program.[it's not neccessary, but it helps].
do your business, try not to take longer then about 3 minutes.
now leave that place. as fast as you can. RUN. no just kidding.
okay.
now if you just did some small things, go home. boot the sd card, wipe your hard drive. encrypt the blank harddrive, just because your paranoid for doing nothing. burn the sd card[make sure you smile] and the wifi card too. store your shitbook away with the rest of the supplies for it. in the darkest coridor of the brightest hall.
now, if your a bad bad person and "did good things for the enviornment"[aka the worst things possible], burn everything!! delete your records, create a new identitiy and move to antartica for a year.
now whatever it is you did. you should be smart enough to never say anything about it.
use another computer to do your forum posting and browsing[if you're really trying to be uh "cool" i guess, then you should have no business posting in a forum for advice, you should truthfully just keep to yourself like a loner and never talk.
keep nothing illegal on any computer in your possession other then the IMAGINARY SHITBOOK THAT NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT.
if you need to do bad things pull out your shitbook and wifi card and sd card.
prepare it up.
leave your house.
do your business.
and delete.
and hide yourself and burn away with a smile, or hide your tools.
so the moral of the story. live in the dark corners of the sunshine world, or be stupid and think your methods will never get you caught.
or for you people with a closed mind. "Dodge the big E and live free."
-jajinbonsu
and i leave you with this last thing. "If you're not paranoid, you're not doing it right."