Question & Answer

[Semtex_Roach]

I just thought i'd revive the biggest waste of time there was on Bombshock, which was also the most popular thread if i remember correctly.
For those unfamiliar with the delightful and exhilirating Q&A, you simply answer whatever question the previous post asks, (a choice between two things), and subsequently think up your own.

So,


Would you rather be diagnosed with a terminal degenerative disease (kills you slowly), or be schizophrenic?

[X-ray Cat]

Schizophrenic, dying would be a bitch if slow and painfull. Schizophrenia i think will probably have some sort of medicine to keep it into low activity.

Jack an icecreamtruck wearing an elephantsuit singing the barneysong, and give icecreams away for free whole day long

or

walk into a grass field, find a goat, name him Bert, then crown him and treat him like a king for one day. Imagine the newly king would be kinda wealthy so you might get something out of it, being his slave n' all..

[Draven]

I'll give away ice cream, visit a few kids hospitals be nice to them pick up hot chicks who think what I'm doing cute... Yeah...

Would you rather...
Show up to a homophobic friends wedding dressed like a Vegas drag queen, singing its raining men?

Or-

Good through a haunted funhouse while tripping on Acid?

[General Grim]

Haunted house on acid. That way I don't get associated with them and get reminded of it for the rest of my life.

Who do you hate more:

Random or Headcase? (Remember, I said HATE not LIKE LESS)

(WARNING: Your answer could result in some unfortunate repercussions)

[Azrael21]

Lol, Random. Just because he has given me an infraction. Lol.

Who is a bigger Nazi on the Explosives and Pyrotechnics Forum

General Grim

or

Corporal Punishment

[X-ray Cat]

General Grim, more intimidating avatar for some sort of reason..

Attain spiderman-like superpowers

or

Being able to read everyone's mind

[Paranoid Ecstasy]

Originally Posted by X-ray Cat

Being able to read everyone's mind

Does it have to be a choice between two things?

Or

Can it be a logical/mathmatical question?

[X-ray Cat]

A choice between two things usually of equal scale (otherwise it wouldn't be hard to chose from) so chose!

[headcase]

Originally Posted by Semtex_Roach

I just thought i'd revive the biggest waste of time there was on Bombshock, which was also the most popular thread if i remember correctly.

I also closed it back in the day. But that was because the questions got retarded (which is your favourite direction, up or down? Up!). Personally, I'd prefer open-ended questions but as long as SOME thought is put in and you justify your answer somehow;

eg;

General Grim, more intimidating avatar for some sort of reason..

I'll give away ice cream, visit a few kids hospitals be nice to them pick up hot chicks who think what I'm doing cute... Yeah...

That aside (given that X-Ray didn't provide an question after his answer - duh);

Where do you picture yourself in 30 years?

[General Grim]

I picture myself in a mental ward screaming "You FUCKING KEWLS" everytime I see a thirteen year old, then I stand up I lob a packet of custard creams at the kid before profuriously beating him with a PVC pipe whilst saying "It makes great other uses than pipe bombs, DOESN'T IT?"

Here's a tough one:

Ribs or steak?

Just kidding:

Which member would you most like to see banned?

[Semtex_Roach]

Xplosiv, for the obvious irony of it.

and Headcase, i did have the sneaking suspicion that someone had shut it down, just thought i'd try my luck.

guys lets try to keep the mud-slinging, flaming, n00b-calling to other threads, yeh? this is a family-friendly place.

if you had the chance to be omniscient, would you take it? (and to make headcase happy) justify your answer in a minimum of 500 words, with a 1000 word limit.

[edit] - Steak, red, all the way

[Azrael21]

In an instant. I dont care if it had any drawbacks. It would be worth it. You know what they say, knowledge is power. And power is o so awesome. Think of all you could do! Of course their are the good things you could do. But i am not going to kid myself. I would make people think i am some kind of god or something. That probably tells me something about myself....

If you could meet one person, who would it be?

[Bahr]

Reese Witherspoon. If you have ever seen her, you'll know why.

If you walk out of a store and see some one in you car/truck trying to steal your radio. What will you do? Im asking this becasue some one tried to steal my radio but sadly I diddent catch them in the act.

[Core Entropy]

I would press the button on my car keys allowing flames to fly out the sides (which is legal and some people do it, awesome) and then bash him in the face with the random pipe in my hand that i was going to deliver to General Grim in the psych ward.

If you had to eat anything in the world for the rest of your life, what would it be?

[Semtex_Roach]

female genitalia (and I will).

Money, or a meaningful life?

[Gitsie]

That's a really touch one as much as I looooove money, I'd have to choose a meaningful life, it's just better in the grand sceme of things.

My question is one I've faced before,



Testify against your best friend in court and send them to jail
or
Say nothing and go to jail yourself

[Bahr]

The way my friends are i'd go to jail for them because they would do it for me in a heart-beat.


And ot follow the subject from the last post.
Take a bullet for your friend or let him get shot?

[Core Entropy]

Take a bullet, awesome story laugh it up later be called a hero, sweet. And saving a friends life of course my friends are everything to me.

Kill your friend to save your family?
Or kill your family to save your friend(s)

[Bahr]

Family comes first bro.

Some one breaks into your house kill them first them call cops or just call cops and hope he go's away and they catch him.

[S7@1T3D]

Call cops but kill if the need arises.

Kill your siblings to save your parents
OR
Kill your parents to save your siblings

[Semtex_Roach]

To quote Phillip Larkin's poem: "They fuck you up, your mum and dad."

Parents will take the bullet any time on this one.

If you had an exam, and had a week of hard work pre-scheduled in which you Knew it was conceivable to prepare for it, but right in the middle of that week there was an a