General Random Thread

[headcase]

A friend of mine loves doing all-nighters at the local internet cafe. We visited him one morning (screw staying up all night 1pm is my morning). He had these chocolately things next to him that he said he didn't like so I ate them all, about 12. Turns out they were caffine sweets (for all nighters), didn't feel too good for the rest of the day, and couldn't hold anything steady. Funny though.

[kbk]

I finally did get some sleep, fell asleep around 6am and got up at 10am..I hate how slowly times goes when you are trying to fall asleep...That's a pain.

[imported_Bob_Almighty]

What I wouldn't give for a bath about now...

[Mr Mushrooms]

Pot Noodles! So nice...

[blank stare]

I love kittens. They taste just like chicken.

[imported_Bob_Almighty]

Hmm... I wonder if its neck will stay like that...

[kbk]

I've got a kitty you could eat if you want..I hate that damn cat...My other one is cool as hell, brings me birds and squirrels and shit.

[blank stare]

Originally Posted by kbk

I've got a kitty you could eat if you want..I hate that damn cat...My other one is cool as hell, brings me birds and squirrels and shit.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/cutebirdy.html

[kbk]

I finished making my pungy pit for that damn gopher. I don't think I put enough pungies in there but I guess I'll find out...What do gophers eat by the way?

[Fuse]

Dirt?

I miss Vagina.

[blank stare]

Yeah long distance relationships, like I said, are hard to work out. I'm in a very long distance relationship with Sex, a really great person but I'm barely aquainted with her. And it seems like I always have to pay cash to be with her. Hmmm I guess this is what high-maintenance means.

[kbk]

I beat Doom...Yay...Never had the full version of the game but I uh...Obtained it recently and it's hella fun.

[kbk]

I'm getting my PSP wednesday..Actually it is wednesday, 3AM wed. morning...I got a car adapter and some other shit for the system yesterday and am looking forward to getting it later today after some sleep...

[Bongermann]

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/7888/sunshine2xp.jpg << What does everyone think of that? Be honest, I want constructive criticism.


Made with The GIMP, by the way.

[kbk]

It looks pretty cool but it seems to light and up beat...Throw some darker colors in there and it'd be great.

[blank stare]

Yeah a little clash would help. But I like the simplicity.

[kbk]

Got my PSP, it is quite amazing...Wish I had some movies to watch on it but o well..

[Kaos-theory]

its quarter to five in the morning, i think i have work at 9. im very tired, if i fall asleep now i wont wake up till gone 2pm.

[kbk]

I ate too much chinese food...I'm starting to feel sick. On another note, I have found that lemonde made with no sugar and just lemons tastes really good...I guess it would be lemon juice but whatever.

[Gav]

I hate my computer, it keeps screwing up on me. I would buy a new one but I can't afford it.

[Kaos-theory]

well i originaly woke up at 10am (one hour later for work if i was suposed to be in) so i went back to bed till 3! ahg the joys, im guess im lucky the boss didnt phone up and ask where the fuck i was, oh well best get up tomorrow as its friday a busy day!

[Fuse]

Va
Gi
Na

[kbk]

Di
Ck
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Ad........Anyways...I'm at my aunts for the night...She's got cable so I've been watching alot of the shows I miss since I don't...But now I'm bored since they are showing the exact same things that were on an hour ago on ever channel...

[Gav]

Just back from a small concert which was good and I'm hungry. Going to work in the country for a few days tomorow to earn some money.

[kbk]

I'm boiling down my TNP to use the liquid again...Only 200mL to go!

[Kaos-theory]

its my bday today. go me, im depressed already and it hasnt even happened

[kbk]

Happy birthday! How old are you?

[Kaos-theory]

old enough. iu left the internet connected tonight lol. damn movies. its 11 oclock and the fast and furious only juat completed thats almost 14 hours online this compuiter OUCH

[Bongermann]

The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all
down

Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules"
from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it
down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become null and void
after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible,
please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and
neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin
is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we
will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the
shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but
did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.


^^ True.

[custombass]

I love this Bongermann... whered you find this?

I got one of my own that i got from a friend...

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.