The best way to Commit Suicide

[Jonnybegood666]

Hypertheticy what is most painless way to kill myself?

Mod Edit; (This thread has more than a touch of angsty-teen about it but then again if we start locking threads like this we might as well shut up shop and head down to the community centre...)

Edit (this thread is boring) Any cool, funny, different...etc way of commiting suicide, please post.

[CHEVY_454_POWER]

Break into my house. You won't feel the double ought rip through your skull.


Chevy

[Ak_finder]

My great gramps ODed on sleeping pills but it sucked for everyone around him cause we really cared for him

[realgone]

I'm ambivalent about suicide: not sure if someone contemplating it is a punk bitch or very brave mofo. I guess it depends on the reasons for considering it in the first place.

With that said, note that if attempt fails, you will end up in psychiatric ward and have to deal with not just staff there, but with those you know. So if attention is what you're after, you'll get it, but it may not be what you want or expect.

And, with that said, if going thru with it, make dam sure to not fail. I would go via high caliber firearm with heavy load and eat it like the cops do when they "opt out".

[Jonnybegood666]

First off I would like to say that i am not just an angsty-teen looking for

attention. And if you say something like, if i was going to kill myself then i

would do something really cool (like getting fucked by a horse lol know you

where only joking). Then its shows that you don't know what you are

talking about. Also call me old fashioned but i i don't like being in pain. i know it dosn't really matter, but hey thats just

me. I am 20 years old knocking on 21, and i have been having to

go to shrinks, countselers and mental health hospitals on and off since the

age of 14. Those places suck and they can't help you, you have to help

yourself. And yes iv been debating for many years if i dare or most

importantly can i do that to my family and friends. I did try to kill myself

last night, but failed (oviusly). and just incase you give a shit I have had long chated with a close friend

that went through the same thing and i am not trying to kill meself for the time being.


The restof my post is very self indolgent and long


And last night had a bottle of wine then took 34 Citaloprams (20mg), a

couple of travel sickness pills and 1-2 other random pills but a can't

remeber what they were. then had another half a bottle of wine and

started feeling very sick and just really ill. Started falling asleep so i just

went with it. Unfortuatly I woke up feeling like i was dying. i looked at the

time and i'd sleep 9 hours, so new that i'd fucked it up, big style. All my

musles where shaking badly. I kept going cross eyed for some reason.

then i looking the mirror and my face had got suck in a very strange

possion, that made me look like a fish. My eyes sort of boldged out, very

dilated and blood shot. I was just a complete state and couldn't piss even

though i wanted too. So I went back to bed to rest. You know when you

try to remember what people look like, I found that i could get a very

clear image. Then i closed my eyes and started seeing peoples siluets, and

the more i consented the better i could see them. it got to the point

where i could see them purfectly and hundreds of random people, objects

and places where before my closed eyes, and was getting more and more

intense. so i opened them, fliped the light swith and new i was awake. so i

turned on my computer, sat on my bed closed my eyes and could see my

computer again. so i walked out the room closed my eyes and i was back

in my room looking at my computer, witch was odd, but feelt to shit to

cure that much. then started hearing very shit heavy metal in my left ear.

When back to bed closed my eyes and i was i the woods. it was fucking

amazing. Just by closing my eyes i could be some where else. thats all i

remember, thank god.

And apart from this post i only told 1 close friend abort all this, because other people start to treat you differently and i hate it.

Anyone else tryed to kill themselfs or can sensably awnser my original question?

Also call me old fashioned but i i don't like being in pain. i know it dosn't really matter, but hey thats just me.
Sorry for long post.

[CHEVY_454_POWER]

Only cowards kill themselves. Grow up and deal with your problems like a man. Don't pussy out, especially on your own life. And if you do kill yourself you will be remebered not for your strong points but for your lack of mental and emotional strength. Don't be a coward, and if you do, do it somewhere that no one has to see it or clean it up.


Chevy

[Jonnybegood666]

imajenius i wasnt just talking about your comments. I fact i didnt take any of the comment too seriously, just wanted to have a serious conversion. Being suicidel is just part of my illnes and normaly i can spoke it and deal with it, but last night thought it was fate and i had no emotions about it.
Cheers for your surgestions though.
And yeah i thought i had gone insane.

[CHEVY_454_POWER]

You are a weak individual, so much for survival of the fittest.

Chevy

[Jonnybegood666]

I agreed but we have almost alimanated natrol serletion, so what do you expect. In the wild i'd of been weeded out by now and out of the gene pool. and yes 9 times out of 10 only cowards kill themself.

[CHEVY_454_POWER]

Idk what to tell you. I would say get some help, you have and it didn't work. As ridiculous as it sounds, find Jesus. It is the best thing for everyone to do.

Chevy

[Jonnybegood666]

Chevy
Im getting help already and have been for nearly the last contiuosly. I'm trying not to think about relgion or science anymore and just get on with it.

Everybody
I didn't really want this thread to be just about me

[Aequitas]

I think if I were to kill myself, the most painless way would be to choke myself, but the funnest way would be to set myself on fire in a crowded mall. If I were to go for most gruesome I would go for Jesus type crucifixion and vivisection. I don't go for guns much just because it's too easy, and using a knife hardly works nowadays, not just because of modern medicine, but because too sissy to actually cut their own throat out. They do it too slow and then wuss out.

[huntin]

suicide? why the fuck would someone want to do that? life gettin you down? well the rest of the world deals with stress and depression so really people like that are just weak and shit stupid. its serious shit, my next door neighbor tore down his wall in his bedroom to get to the back of his dads guncase and shot himself so theres an idea if you dont have easy acess to a gun. a freind of this chick i know tried shooting herself and the dumb bitch shot off her jaw so be careful with the gun or you will be in deep regret and pain. best way to kill yourself? a well placed gunshot to the temple

people who survive incredibly painful sucide (e.g. jumping off a tall bridge) always wish they didnt BECAUSE COMMON SENSE HIT THEM ALONG WITH THE PAVEMENT so painful but cool sucide is out of the question.

[S7@1T3D]

Umm you do know that if you are applying pressue to your neck via bare hands or twisting a tie etc once you pass out your grip will lossen and you will begin breathing again.

[CHEVY_454_POWER]

Don't be another statistic. Grow up, wise up, and get on with your life. If no one else can help you then help your self. I don't know waht else to say for now. I would like to say I care about you and I want you to move on. But I don't know you and if you did die I would honestly not care. However, suicide is never, I repeat never the right choice. And I don't like it when people do it because you never know what they could have been.

Chevy

[FerretBone]

Being hit by a train would be prety quick and painless.

What would you do if killing yourself was not an option? You would have to deal with life like everybody else in the world. Your nothing special, so your life sucks, tough, deal with it, and do something about it.

If you dont like your life, change it. Pick a spot on a map, then move there away from everyone you know. Reinvent yourself and do something new.

Who says you have to kill yourself? If you dont like beeing you, then change you. Thats easy to do in a new location.

[headcase]

I don't think changing location is much of a solution to manic depression. Nor is how you'll be remembered much of a disincentive (you'll be dead).

Try not to derail the thread with your opinions on suicide. It wasn't asked for. There's a discussion on the moral side of the matter in the appropriate section.

Now, moving on...

[Jonnybegood666]

Headcase
Good point, well made (and we prefere bi-polor now, if we're PC)

huntin
I already moved from everyone that new me a year a go. people that pretend to be something their not, can't keep it up, well i couldn't anyway.

Aequitas
I know you can die from fucking a horse (i've seen the videos) but i just used that as a exstreme exsample of a silly way for myself to kill myself, When i was tryin to have a serious thread. but it did make me laugh though.

Everyone

I think this is a bit depressing so any good, funny, different, ramdon or how you would Commit Suicide is welcome as well as the oridinal question.

[Aequitas]

Johnny, I never said you couldn't....are you confusing me with imajenius?

And S7@1td3, I never said I was going to use my hands, I'd choke myself in a way kinda like a slow hanging with a belt. Once I let myself pass out and my body goes limp, my own weight would continue to choke me. I think that if I just leaned forward as I did it, I might be able to keep standing as I died.

[FerretBone]

Originally Posted by headcase

I don't think changing location is much of a solution to manic depression. Nor is how you'll be remembered much of a disincentive (you'll be dead).

Try not to derail the thread with your opinions on suicide. It wasn't asked for. There's a discussion on the moral side of the matter in the appropriate section.

Yes I know, far be it for me be to pretend to offer support for people like this. Frankly I could careless if someone committed suicide or not. I've always thought getting hit by a train, snake bites, or anyway to get yourself killed while making look like an accident, would be a lot softer on the family and friends left behind. So Id say get hit by a train, it’s quick and cheaper than a firearm or even a bullet.

But, what if someone took my opinions about suicide, and actually used them. Could the authorities charge me for assisting in a suicide? Could I be summoned in a civil suit by the family? I don’t want to find out.

So I also offer an alterative to killing yourself. And pretend to give a shit.

[Jonnybegood666]

Aequitas
Yes,very sorry i did confuse you with imajenius. that must of sounded a bit weird when you read it lol

imajenius
I know you can die from fucking a horse (i've seen the videos) but i just used that as a exstreme exsample of a silly way for myself to kill myself, When i was tryin to have a serious thread. but it did make me laugh though.

FerretBone
Thank you for giving a little surport, even if it was just incase your comments incrimaned you, when people check my pc. and don't take Headcase's post as a personal attact because i dont think it was meant as one.

[headcase]

Of course it wasn't an attack on anyone. FerretBone did, after all, offer genuine advice. I just said that I didn't think the advice would be effective in this situation. None of us are experienced with bi-polar (my apologies) nor, evidently, with suicide. I didn't feel the need to critique advice like "choke yourself" for obvious reasons.

If someone were to go the sleeping-pill method, try to acquire barbiturates rather than benzodiazepines. Benzos became popular because they're a lot safer and risk of overdose a lot lower. The number of accidental, nevermind intentional, barbiturate overdoses is surprisingly large.

Anyone know what Heath Ledger was taking when he died?

And for the record, I'm not advocating suicide. If someone were seriously considering suicide I would recommend they tell this to their psychiatrist. Eventually the psychiatrist will be obliged to prescribe the most potent possible medication. Basically, a last throw of the dice. Your quality of life will be low relative to mentally healthy people, but it'll be higher than being dead.

Looks like this thread encouraged a lot of philosophical/moral discussion on suicide. I don't mean to stop that discussion, but if someone asks for honest advice then everyone telling him he's a coward or a pussy isn't exactly constructive. SO here is the thread for that discussion.

[jhoeks]

NOTE: This is for educational purposes only. I am not responsible if you are injured or killed while following this tutorial.

1. Cover your vehicle's exterior in gasoline.
2. Take big cans of gasoline or napalm in said gasoline-doused vehicle.
3. Drive off of a big cliff.
4. Boom?

Don't actually do it I would feel bad. But there's my cool way.

[Jonnybegood666]

If someone actually did it, i wouldn't feel bad.

I think a cool way to commit suicide would be to dress up as santa, set myself on fire, then jump of a cliff shouting DUROMINO!

[Steve_TPF]

Originally Posted by FerretBone

But, what if someone took my opinions about suicide, and actually used them. Could the authorities charge me for assisting in a suicide? Could I be summoned in a civil suit by the family? I don’t want to find out.

In Australia, you would be.

Originally Posted by CRIMINAL CODE AMENDMENT (SUICIDE RELATED MATERIAL OFFENCES) ACT 2005

A person is guilty of an offence if:

(a) the person:
(i) uses a carriage service to access material; or
(ii) uses a carriage service to cause material to be transmitted to the person; or
(iii) uses a carriage service to transmit material; or
(iv) uses a carriage service to make material available; or
(v) uses a carriage service to publish or otherwise distribute material; and
(b) the material directly or indirectly counsels or incites committing or attempting to commit suicide; and
(c) the person:
(i) intends to use the material to counsel or incite committing or attempting to commit suicide; or
(ii) intends that the material be used by another person to counsel or incite committing or attempting to commit suicide.

So it would actually be illegal for me, or any other Australian, to offer advice on this subject. I strongly disagree with this law, but that's not the topic of the thread so I'll leave it there. But FerretBone might find the above link interesting.

Originally Posted by Jonnybegood666

I think a cool way to commit suicide would be to dress up as santa, set myself on fire, then jump of a cliff shouting DUROMINO!

What exactly is "Duromino" supposed to mean? I couldn't find it in the dictionary. Did you mean Geronimo?

[Jonnybegood666]

what exactly is "Duromino" supposed to mean? I couldn't find it in the dictionary. Did you mean Geronimo?[/quote]

Yesops:

[liquidsmoke]

hanging or gun shot to the head...

[FerretBone]

Originally Posted by Steve_TPF

In Australia, you would be.
So it would actually be illegal for me, or any other Australian, to offer advice on this subject. I strongly disagree with this law, but that's not the topic of the thread so I'll leave it there. But FerretBone might find the above link interesting.

I could have given him help, but instead gave him so much more, my concern.

To avoid doubt, a person is not guilty of an offence against subsection (1) merely because the person uses a carriage service to:

(a) engage in public discussion or debate about euthanasia or suicide; or
(b) advocate reform of the law relating to euthanasia or suicide;

if the person does not:

(c) intend to use the material concerned to counsel or incite committing or attempting to commit suicide; or
(d) intend that the material concerned be used by another person to counsel or incite committing or attempting to commit suicide.

[Steve_TPF]

Excellent nitpicking FerretBone. But given that the OP was "What is the most painless way to kill myself?", any advice that I offer could be seen as intending to assist or advise on a suicide. I'm not sure that the "Hypothetically" would absolve me of all blame, especially given that the OP ask about ways to kill himself.

It's something that would have to be argued in court, and I frankly can't afford a lawyer.

[CHEVY_454_POWER]

I don't give a rats ass, so, here we go. Bullet to the temple, hang yourself, drink a bottle of wine and take a whole bottle of zanax, call the police and when they show up run at them with a gun or knife, jump off a high building, jump into traffic (highway), do 100mph and hit an oncoming trucker, get coked up and cut your wrists very badly, or your throat, or heres the best one. BE A FUCKING MAN AND DEAL WITH YOUR DAMN PROBLEMS.

Chevy