The one and only "I need ... / Where do I get ..."

DIzzIE · #1 (**permalink**) 07-15-2007, 03:53 AM

I'm tired of reading through the recent barrage of threads asking for hitmen/dead hookers/forgeries/whatever the fuck else you hardened criminals write Santa about--especially when the posters don't seem to be volunteering any knowledge themselves--so all request posts will now be corralled to this one sticky.

Post all of your craptastic "I need a ... / Where do I get a ..." requests here. Post them once and only once, and don't bump this thread with multiple "guyz plzzz help i reaally need dis shit y0" requests every week.

Obviously, this thread, much like the rest of the forum, isn't meant to facilitate any illegal activity, and is provided solely for educational and/or entertainment purposes (mainly so the rest of us can have a good laugh at all of your dumbfucky requests :P).

And one more thing: Bombshock isn't a marketplace, so there will be absolutely no posts that either request or offer payment in exchange for any goods or services.

Post away...

TonyT · #2 (**permalink**) 08-02-2007, 10:34 PM

Hey DawG! Wherez can 1 get th33 free $DucKets$ Y0?

Amtrack · #3 (**permalink**) 08-04-2007, 11:43 AM

Hello all! I am new here and first of all i wanted to say thanks to all you seasoned posters for all your useful knowledge.

I was interested in getting into the world of novelty IDs and I was wondering if anyone had any old or outdated templates that i could develop my skills.

I am willing to try to make my own, but i want to make sure that i can create decent quality before i create my own.

Thanks a lot for your time!

Snalopuff · #4 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 11:48 PM

Hopefully this is the correct place to post =).

Does anybody have any useful resources on creating fake auto insurance? I'm sure it can't be that hard, especially with how many brilliant people we have here on bombshock.

But then again, we have quite a few, 'not so brilliant people' lol. Has anybody ever done this? Thank you. =).

xdeimusx · #5 (**permalink**) 09-26-2007, 06:24 PM

does anyone have a newer ca template with halo.. would be very very helpful thanks.

dxming · #6 (**permalink**) 10-01-2007, 11:33 PM

SANTA I WANT A BIG SLEIGH WITH 14 REINDEER AND a novelty ID from any state with good quality. Willing to pay $$ or plenty of trade info...

mynameszac · #7 (**permalink**) 10-14-2007, 08:55 AM

Need a good quality AZ ID.

Axius · #8 (**permalink**) 11-06-2007, 04:14 AM

Looking for quality novelty. Any state acceptable.

Mr big · #9 (**permalink**) 11-15-2007, 06:27 PM

need overlams, with holo pre-applied. or overlams with holo and uv ready to roll. anyone with novs contact me.

bastian.1343 · #10 (**permalink**) 11-15-2007, 10:37 PM

Anyone got any response yet?

headcase · #11 (**permalink**) 11-17-2007, 04:04 PM

There's no vending, so lazily asking for someone to send you a fake ID isn't going to generate any. Case in point;

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snalopuff

Hopefully this is the correct place to post =).

Does anybody have any useful resources on creating fake auto insurance? I'm sure it can't be that hard, especially with how many brilliant people we have here on bombshock.

But then again, we have quite a few, 'not so brilliant people' lol. Has anybody ever done this? Thank you. =).

... is acceptable (with or without to ass-licking), while;

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameszac

Need a good quality AZ ID.

and

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxming

SANTA I WANT A BIG SLEIGH WITH 14 REINDEER AND a novelty ID from any state with good quality. Willing to pay $$ or plenty of trade info...

...is not.

dxming · #12 (**permalink**) 11-17-2007, 04:51 PM

yes dxming is very very dumb. I still would like a nice sleigh with only 1 reindeer. Buying a fake is gay anyways just do it yourself.

Mr big · #13 (**permalink**) 11-19-2007, 06:16 AM

as for the ages old car insurance question goes... get some ones copy of their insurance card or policy. scan/copy it, edit the info in photoshop. change the V.I.N to your vehicle, etc. then alter the policy numbers so your friend/accomplice is not Implicated. Presto! "theoretically"

brendon575 · #14 (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 01:46 AM

wow i was thinking something along the lines of what mr big just said and you are a genius thank you very much that sounds like an awesome idea.

Phil8 · #15 (**permalink**) 03-04-2008, 12:59 AM

Hello everybody

I need to find somewhere to buy : 10 mil Trans Kote KRTY Die Cut

can anyone please help me out?

Thanks,
Phil

Mudkipz · #16 (**permalink**) 03-09-2008, 03:46 AM

Where I can I get blueprints of a public building? (not for a crime)

Chronntec · #17 (**permalink**) 03-24-2008, 04:33 AM

your gonna have to contact someone at your local city hall, it really depends on your city, but city planning and development office would be a good place to start. If your doing it legally (not going to rob the place) it should be really quite easy to view blueprints for a public building. But if it is for a crime you will need a good alias, a good excuse, remember, most people working in these offices are just regular people who work a 9-5 and have no idea whats going on and are usually happy to help anyone who seems like they know what they are doing. For some public buildings you should even try the actual building itself, if they have an office.

Also Im up in Canada, its a little different out here, in the US I would start by going to the local county clerks office, they should have it there.

D-seat · #18 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 07:13 PM

I NEED a vouch/referral/invite to CZ.org im legit and willing to prove it 8)

Phil8 · #19 (**permalink**) 04-02-2008, 07:22 PM

Does anyone know of someone other than Perf that sells 10 mil DIE CUT LAMS?

WZRDSGAME · #20 (**permalink**) 04-09-2008, 07:58 AM

i need some cali templates- i dont have much to offer except the one temp i have wich is the basic "Cali-Temp" PSD wich has the back and the seal. but ill trade and i wanted any version of nobelcat- im just trying out my creative skills and am new to this but a friend or two said i have some good work--- i have the nobelcat2000 font if anyone needs it.... thanks.

stimjunkie · #21 (**permalink**) 04-29-2008, 08:41 PM

need an ID to get into clubs in hollywood, so it needs to be scannable and work under a blacklight

atombomb · #22 (**permalink**) 05-09-2008, 01:11 AM

im looking for a DE template or PA template..also im wondering what material the PA and DE ids are printed on. I also read about the overlay lams and holograms and how people are making copies. Where can you get those? i was told the Fargo C60 printer would be fine to print the id im looking to make, just looking for a template or starting point..any help would be great..thanks

purplecheeser · #23 (**permalink**) 05-21-2008, 07:45 PM

looking for CA template. Will pay $

atombomb · #24 (**permalink**) 05-22-2008, 04:31 PM

im looking for a DE, PA, NY, VA, MD, SC,NC, or FL id..willing to pay good $$ to whoever can get one to me..message me if you can help..

purplecheeser · #25 (**permalink**) 05-22-2008, 06:30 PM

Hey were can I get photoshop cs3 or cs2 for free or a very low price? I dont want to spend nearly $600 for the software

Paranoid Ecstasy · #26 (**permalink**) 05-22-2008, 08:25 PM

This isn't a warez site, but I'll throw you a bone.
Download photoshop cs3 trial.
Then download rapidshare.com/files/103924602/Dirtywarez.com_Adobe.rar
Type in the keygen.

atombomb · #27 (**permalink**) 05-29-2008, 07:05 PM

i need an id from any state..doenst even have to be perfect..need help

Paranoid Ecstasy · #28 (**permalink**) 05-30-2008, 01:03 AM

Does no one understand no physical items are to be sold, given, or traded here?
This is more for asking questions or wanting information.

Example: Can anyone tell me how to create a time machine?

thevicar · #29 (**permalink**) 06-02-2008, 11:36 PM

I would be very grateful if someone could give me a pointer to where I could locate a replica UK Driving License for amumement purposes.

Any information about sources, whether they be methods (preferably without too much effort), or firms or individuals, would be appreciated.

vlucasv · #30 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 03:26 AM

can anyone tell me where if how i can find a software or a step by step guide to making my own ID? (preferrebly works under blacklight + scannable but only needs to look good enough for a liquor shop)

edit: purplecheese try w*w.isohunt.com it is a torrent site i am positive you can find it there for free (kind of illegal)