Where teh money at?

[Muh-Dick]

IMPORTANT:I am not bruce and dont plan to rob ANYBODY.........I just got tho thinking about this and couldnt stop and so I want some answers


I have seen so many movies/shows on da history channel or w/e about bank robberies and such that its rather embarrassing.I have also read a couple good .txt files and seen some awesome youtube videos on the subject. But 95% or something of the bank robbers get caught somehow and it kind of makes you think if your favorite movie star like bruce willis would actually get away with the loot.

So lets just say that I'm writing a more realistic script for bruce and that that in this movie he will be robbing a little check cashing/petty loan place in the ghetto(you know the place, right?).

Bruce will be disguised while robbing the place and will wield a airsoft replica gun, but just in case someone turns into a hero he has pepper spray and some kind of close combat weapon(but more likely he will just run because we all know bruce willlis is a pussy).

Bruce would like for me to make this movie as accurate and realistic as possible, so I will ask you a few questions so that our movie can be a true success.

-How should bruce get to the location?
-If he drives there should he have a stolen car with a driver?
-Does bruce need more firepower?
-How much money can bruce net from this heist?
-Will the serials on the bills be recorded like in the banks?And will there be any inkpacks or lojack like things that the guy might throw in the bag?Will the guy have a gun?
-How could he make his getaway smoother?

Most other stuff that applies to banks applies to these little check cashing places right? I know a some stuff about the whole bank thing, but not too much about these check cashing place. As for the security, me and bruce will just have check the scene out when we start shooting the movie.Mostly bruce just wants to know how much monopoly money he can get.Again, I dont plan on doing this shit, Im just curious.......

[Muh-Dick]

Oh and where would they put the big bucks(the mustard colored 500 dollar monopoly moneys lol).If theyre Asian I think it wold be somewhere in a box or safe(which could be shut but not locked if its early store hours I think), right???

[Lone Gunman]

Banks and casinos are really high risk. Personally off limits to me.... This said however it can be done if you and whoever your team is are professionals.

-How should bruce get to the location?

Bruce should get to his location in a car or other vehicle that doesn't stand out. Stolen vehicles are heat magnets as well because cops are already looking for it. The object is to blend into traffic and crowds. Always have a driver ready to go and not at the exact location either. try to have them park in an alley near by.

Second question is also answered here as well.

-Does bruce need more firepower? Bruce needs a gun just in case, bank security has then and you may need to use it.

-Will the serials on the bills be recorded like in the banks?And will there be any inkpacks or lojack like things that the guy might throw in the bag?Will the guy have a gun?

Bank security is almost always armed, yes there will likely be die packs and the bills will be unmarked.

The solution here if you get away with the robbery is to be careful and not shake the bag to much. All you have to do is sit on the cash for a while and let the heat die down.

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I have never robbed a bank, I'd much rather hit ATM's, stores, bars and restaurants.

ATM's are the best because at any given time you are guaranteed at least 10-20k and there is much less risk involved.

[Muh-Dick]

Sorry if I confused you, but bruce wants to rob a check cashing business, those ones in the shitty parts of the city. The ones Ive seen around where I'm at also offer quick cash loans. Maybe you don't have any where you're at but I noticed a couple round here and a few when I visit relatives in Fresno.