Obtaining Money From Communion

[GuyFawks]

At Church a tray often goes around for donations. Offer before hand to be an "usher" or someone who will take this around. You can easily palm a few notes. If you want to go smaller and without effort, sit in church, when the lights go dim and the tray gets passed around just grab a few notes.

Note: Sit somewhere thats not around too many people. Not by yourself, not crammed with people.

Note2: [sic]Maaaaaaay the fire and brimstone BURN you for doing this. Stealing from a Church. That money is used to benefit the needy.

[dagoflip]

Normally, you have to belong to the Church and become an Usher (like volunteer part-time) in order to do this

seriously, I would just take the whole thing and run xDD


you get more money, and hell, I'm sure you won't be going back anyways

[Beyond]

Normally I don't speak up but I think this about the cheapest and evilest free money plot ever. Come on guys, do you want me to give you a few ideas on easier money so that you don't fuck with the church?

That moneys going to people that desperately need it. I realize that your parents still probably pay for all your shit but realize when you hit the real world, bumps and snags are common place and there are times when life just hits you so hard that you can't instantly rebound. Whether you agree with their stance on the origins of human life or not, you have to respect their effort towards helping those less fortunate.

Find another place to steal from guys, come on.

[crazy white guy]

This is nearly impossible in any church I've been to. There are four people that pass around the collection plates and they are on either end of the row of pews when its being passed. They wait for it to get to the other side and then pass it down the next row. Its always being watched.

I'm an atheist and would still kick you in the balls for this.

[GuyFawks]

In most churches, they dim the lights, making it an easy target to steal money. If you want have a loonie (dollar coin/bill) in your hand, deposit it and take out a bill.

[master lurtz]

This isnt much different to stealing from tip jars or those little aids collection boxes on shop counters and what not. It is still stealing money (usually) from people who need it more than you.

Another way to indirectly scam the needy is to pose as a fake charity and collect money for the 'feed the lurtz fund' etc.
A guy recently did this using a busness that was called ..........trust ltd, it was a private busness, but people thought they were donating to a charity trust and he made millions collecting donations from busnesses etc, until people started asking questions.


dagoflip- that is very risky, and quite an immature way of making 'dirty money', just because they are christians does not mean that they will just let you steal from them; for all you know the clean shaven christian guy on the seat behind you is a cop or a champian sprinter or a boxer etc..

[bloodlusta]

come on guys if your going to steal in church the best way is to use the gaps that are in the pews to go through peoples pockets and purses, just make sure you sit at the back.

Thats the "honest" way to do it