Street fighting

[JuggaloFamily[TDA]]

Not only am i going to tell you tips in the fighting phase. i will tell you how to get out of a fight (not like a puss) how to scare them out of a fight.

1. if say your in a bar and you see some girls, you would prefferably like to take home, you walk up and start talking to them, flirting, and some douche walks up and says "you messin with my girl?" or some stupid shit like that. i like to say "hey bud, i didnt kidnap the flirtatious being i got in response" or "SHE didnt protest when i told her she was beautiful"
He will be pissed!!!!! hell propably ask you outside, so go outside with em, dont get pissed!!! joke with your friends n shit, he will get even more pissed you could remark " i'll be right back girls "
ok your outside, hes talkin shit, and says "your gonna get your ass kicked loser!" come back with (my favorite i learned from my poppy) "well no one has ever beat me, but hey there's a first for everything right?" or "ok i'll fight you but you might not make it to work tomorrow..."

2. mr. douche king didnt buy the remarks, your about to fight...
stance if your right handed fight with your left foot first at a 45 degree angle. if your left handed your right foot is first. and so on...
your back foot can either be parrellel to your front or angled as if you are angled foreward so a 90 degree to your hip i beleive?
keep your legs apart.

3. "hands" keep your hands to the side of your temples, your forfinger knuckle should be touching your temple. keep them loose!!!
your elbows should be at your ribs!!! make sure you font leave open shots!!!! many knock outs are due to body punches.

4. fighting!!! "the jab" you always jab with your front arm. wich is your non dominant arm. your hand should do a complete rotation in mid punch! dont lock it!!! bring it back quickly to cover up the open area's, the jab is the confuser!!! it is not meant to damage! or go through the body!!!! it just stings!!!! ok your fight should be 80 percent jabs!!! and 20 percent dominant punches!!! if that!! yess you should switch it up!!! but thats why jabs are quick!! i can throw 5 jabs in the amount of time it takes to throw one dominant punch. so if you want a variety... jab, jab, jab, dominant, hook, jab, jab, hook, body dominant, jab, jab, jab, dominant, hook. easy. if your good enough with a jab, it can save you!!! in the beginning up a fight, if you throw a jab, that touches his nose, just tapps it, then you smile and blown on your hand as if its a gun! hes not gonna fight you!!!!!!! the jab is meant to confuse your opponent long enough to get a dominant punch in there. and if you do it right, it should only take 4 punches! 3 jabs and one dominant.

5. "THE KILLER" a dominant punch
after the five or six, or 20 jabs!, a dominant punch will end the fight, if the opponent was never really trained. a dominant punch is with your dominant hand, this is not in the muscle in your arms!!!!! it has nothing do do with it!!! only locking your arm!!! the rest is the body!!! your hips actualy. you extend your arm... in mid punch your hip should pivit, dont move your feet, or pick them up
pivit like there is a pole up your ass and its going all the way through your head, your upper body should move naturaly with your hip!!!! alot of the punch is also in your back leg, as your hip pivots, your heel should pick up and put you on your toes and if dont right, this punch will end the fight.
then go back and keep flirting, if your not arrested, or they let you backinto the bar

these are all boxing instructions, if you have any other tips or wanna think your fighting style is better then just remember bruce lee got beaten by a boxer.

email me ryanfreak98@yahoo.com

[Mr.Worst]

great,a 120 word boxing lesson.(i didn't count just a guess)
it unlikely pure boxing would win a street fight,the other guys just going to slam u,ever tried to box on the ground?trust me when i say it doesn't work well.to win a street you'd need to be good at the clinch as well as basic boxing.and elbows and knees can fuck someone up if u know how to use them.


the Bruce lee things interesting tho,got a link to back that up?

and didn't you say something about getting out of a fight with out looking "like a puss"?where'd that go?


(off topic:Woop-Woop!)

[JuggaloFamily[TDA]]

haha i love it, ok first i got tired of writing to do the out of fights, second if im going to the ground the fight is won by the time we hit, im a totally fair fighter, but i am as afraid of the ground as cats are afraid of water. if im going dont your eyes are out of your socket, and your tounge is 10 feet away, im not going to the ground without you underneath me. and ill look for something with the bruce lee thing. it was when he was in college in america beleive it or not. they were actuly in a ring, so i bet bruce lee wasnt so familiar with the boxing techniqe, im sure if it was street he would have whooped ass. and these where just tips for people who are the best at fighting, im a kick boxer, i can do just fine in a street fight

[Mr.Worst]

i see what your saying but just because YOUR a fair fighter doesn't mean the other guy is.(think of those wanna-be Gangstas,who think fighting bitch makes them "hard") but as a tutorial you left out a major aspect.

as far as fair fighting goes I'm fair until they try a bitch move,then its on


P.S. i train MMA but i got most of my exp. in street fights/schoolyard brawls(i USED to be the kid that got his lunch money taken,so to speak)

[JuggaloFamily[TDA]]

i am currently taking instruction under tito ortiz the hunnington fighter of UFC

well i grew up under instruction of my father, who was really really!!!! good, so i have only lost one fight hit to the back of the head, ouch, and of course thats where the fear of the ground comes from
but thats why we become juggalos, we all are different people, in the same family

[JuggaloFamily[TDA]]

yet its also good to be trained enough to block the bitch move, people always say, well im 23 and i dont know how to fight, i dont want to go into a class that 15 year olds are better than me, they have classes that train older people! they arent going to put you in with kids!!!! take a class, and then find someone to spar with regularly!!!

[Mr.Worst]

Well being trained to block should be a given,and not knowing how to fight isn't a vialed point.Its your own fault if you don't i started boxing at 6 or 7 and every thing started from there,i found out i loved to fight,its human nature to want to be superior.

[JuggaloFamily[TDA]]

that is a very valid point, it is human nature to be supierior" towards everything else, but not humans. yes we like to be stronger and better, but most of us dont actualy try to be superior. in any aspect, look at george bush. then there are some of us who are still part ape and like beating the living shit out of people, we dont just want to be superior, we want to be the only one, we dont just want to beat the opponent, we want to smash them

some of it made sense at second look, but some of it was babbled

[General Grim]

Ah, excellent. Straight from Krav Maga class to another half-baked attempt at a fighting guide. *Cracks fingers*

"hey bud, i didnt kidnap the flirtatious being i got in response" or "SHE didnt protest when i told her she was beautiful"

So someone's parter walks up to you and (quite reasonably) tells you to back off. Rather than avoid an unnecessary conflict by apologising and moving on you'd rather escalate it? How silly, especially since more people these days are carrying weapons on them. It'd take him no more than a second to whip out a knife and stab you in the torso.

He will be pissed!!!!! hell propably ask you outside

Of course he will be pissed off, and what do angry people do? Knock you out there and then. "Fair fighting" doesn't exist any more, you live in a world of illusion which clouds your common sense making you believe that situations always go as planned. Had I be there and you, being a cheeky cunt, got rude rather than moving on I would have floored you there and then- since you're being cocky rather than pre-emptive and alert the chances of you blocking a hook to the jaw are low. Secondly, hypothetically this is a bar scenario, where I'm most likely to have a bottle or glass in my hand to hit you with.

joke with your friends n shit, he will get even more pissed you could remark " i'll be right back girls "

Great work genius, turn your back and make yourself vulnerable by trying to crack wise jokes. If I was the man in the situation, I would have taken the fine opportunity to pick up a bottle/ash tray/chair and swing it into the back of your head.

"well no one has ever beat me, but hey there's a first for everything right?" or "ok i'll fight you but you might not make it to work tomorrow.

So now we're working under the presumption that a person who's just had his pride raped to be scared by some silly threats? Do you not know how differently people react around their female counter-parts?

2. mr. douche king didnt buy the remarks, your about to fight...
stance if your right handed fight with your left foot first at a 45 degree angle. if your left handed your right foot is first. and so on...
your back foot can either be parrellel to your front or angled as if you are angled foreward so a 90 degree to your hip i beleive?
keep your legs apart.

How about trying out your stance and trying to throw a left jab? You'll immediately notice that the rotation at the hips force the left knee joint to move at an unusual angle; done enough times and the accumulative damage in the joint will have horrible repercussions. The lead foot (in almost every MA) is pointing forward. Unless you punch without the hips (which is highly ineffective) all you're doing is preparing yourself for arthritis.

3. "hands" keep your hands to the side of your temples, your forfinger knuckle should be touching your temple. keep them loose!!!
your elbows should be at your ribs!!! make sure you font leave open shots!!!! many knock outs are due to body punches.

Now think about it, if you're in a boxing ring with large gloves that protect the sides of your face, then that's suitable. However, you're in the street, protecting your face with your significantly smaller fist is a waste of time. Rather than schooling you in correct posture and stance, I'll just tell you that your method sucks.

Secondly, the majority of knock-outs in the ring AND street are from headshots. The almost all inexperienced fighters just headhunt. I agree that keeping your elbows down at rib level is the correct thing to do, but my problem with it is that you're perpetuating the false idea that body shots are highly common in street fights.

4. fighting!!! "the jab" you always jab with your front arm. wich is your non dominant arm. your hand should do a complete rotation in mid punch! dont lock it!!!

Doing full rotations causes accumulative joint damage in the elbows- especially in inexperienced practitioners. It's just not worth it.

the jab is the confuser!!! it is not meant to damage! or go through the body!!!

If I jab you in the bridge of the nose or larynx then tell me how much damage it didn't do.

i can throw 5 jabs in the amount of time it takes to throw one dominant punch

In that case your "dominant" punch is incredibly slow.

hat touches his nose, just tapps it, then you smile and blown on your hand as if its a gun! hes not gonna fight you!!!!!!

LMAO, stop watching the martial arts films, kid. If you did that the epinephrine dump will probably mean he doesn't notice it and he keeps swinging for you.

5. "THE KILLER" a dominant punch
after the five or six, or 20 jabs!, a dominant punch will end the fight, if the opponent was never really trained. a dominant punch is with your dominant hand, this is not in the muscle in your arms!!!!! it has nothing do do with it!!! only locking your arm!!! the rest is the body!!! your hips actualy. you extend your arm... in mid punch your hip should pivit, dont move your feet, or pick them up
pivit like there is a pole up your ass and its going all the way through your head, your upper body should move naturaly with your hip!!!! alot of the punch is also in your back leg, as your hip pivots, your heel should pick up and put you on your toes and if dont right, this punch will end the fight.
then go back and keep flirting, if your not arrested, or they let you backinto the bar

There's actually so many things wrong with that post I don't have the will to type it. Not only is the punching technique poor but the idea of a single manoeuvre being employed as "fight ender" is mediocre.

I await the lock.

[Bahr]

I have to agree with grim on this one.

[Core Entropy]

Um.. one problem. The dude will probably KICK YOUR ASS INSIDE THE BAR WHEN YOU DONT SEE IT COMING! Other than that nice! Except that NO ONE PLAYS FAIR NOW A DAYS! but seriously nice tutorial EXCEPT HE PROBABLY HAS A KNIFE OR GUN! Very nice kudos on the tutorial NOW THAT IM DEAD!

[JuggaloFamily[TDA]]

ok well if your not hanging out in the ghetto then i doubt he will have a knife, and for in the bar use your surroundings, im not talking crack 'im in the head with a pool stick, im sayin, use your surroundings to move. if hes not going to fight fair, fuck his ass up. this is meant for beginners, i boubt anyone is going to pull out a knife, though it has happened just say
"fine then, if your going to fight like a pussy lets go."
or maybe take some unarming classes. i forget little things like that because, i know how to unarm someone with a knife.

so most people with a knive will swing it. they will cock back their arm to the far left or right, and swing it to the other side.
when they swing act quickly. jump in close. grab their arm. break it at the elbow. then punch them as hard is you can straight on in the jaw, if your lucky youll kill him.

[Corporal Punishment]

no...most people inexperienced with a knife will stab, take a few armed combat classes and you will learn that.

if they are trained...they use it only for defense until after you strike (and get cut by the block) or in the case of aikido...well its still considered defense as there are no intrinsically offensive moves in the style, the knife "just happens" to be in the right position at all times.

[General Grim]

ok well if your not hanging out in the ghetto then i doubt he will have a knife, and for in the bar use your surroundings, im not talking crack 'im in the head with a pool stick, im sayin, use your surroundings to move. if hes not going to fight fair, fuck his ass up. this is meant for beginners, i boubt anyone is going to pull out a knife, though it has happened just say
"fine then, if your going to fight like a pussy lets go."
or maybe take some unarming classes. i forget little things like that because, i know how to unarm someone with a knife.

so most people with a knive will swing it. they will cock back their arm to the far left or right, and swing it to the other side.
when they swing act quickly. jump in close. grab their arm. break it at the elbow. then punch them as hard is you can straight on in the jaw, if your lucky youll kill him.

Another two (wrong) generalisations. So go on Mr.Fighter, explain how a beginner jumps into a knife (stabbing himself), breaks his arm then kills him with a punch to his jaw.

[paininvmuthafuckinass]

Dude I'd kill you if you were a dickhead to me like that, you'd get a glass bottle smacked upside your head (hey this is a bar after all) and a ton of kicks to the head, and a stomp on the jaw for good measure. Then I'd probably whip my cock out and piss on you because you thought you were some bad ass.

Yeah I'd probably stab you in the kidney just to finish it off afterwards as well.

Fight fair, pffft. Hardly anyone carrying a knife? I'll have you know if I'm not carrying a knife with me then I'll use whatever I have on me as a weapon in a fight, whether it has high potential of killing the person or not. People don't think "ahhh I best not kill this person, I'll get in trouble" when they're fighting, I actually make sure I knock the fucker out in every fight, I don't leave it just when I've broke their nose and they're crying.

Typical dumbass juggalos, go suck some more clown dick.

[Corporal Punishment]

I like throwing dirt they HAVE to close thier eyes allowing you to just scoop up more and back pedal.

A long leather belt (make sure you can unbuckle it and whip it out fairly quick) is a great weapon. I have been taught that by some of my coworkers at my last place of employment. if you get the chance to learn how to use a short whip do it.

biting is also very effective, as is groin shots, throat attacks, whatever it takes to end the fight.

bottom line is, if you are in a fight you could very well die...it's in your best interests to end the fight as quickly as possible

[paininvmuthafuckinass]

The aim of a fight is to maim or kill the other person not spar with them or "compete" with them.

Lol Corp, loose change ftw as well, shiny objects distract attention, especially when they're slung at your face.

Holy shit, corp is copyme?

Get on msn tonight nigga.

[Corporal Punishment]

what time?

I'll be on at around 10 or 11 eastern US

and all day tomorrow

[paininvmuthafuckinass]

Okay fair enough I'll see ya when I see ya then, I'm not good a time keeping lol.