How to hide weapons.

[crzydan]

what would some good weapons to hide and how to hide them. For Example how to hide razor blades in your mouth.

[Jago]

I suggest NOT to try hiding razor blades in your mouth. I knew guys who used to hide flick blade knives etc inbetween their ass cheeks sometimes, as they'd often get searched/patted down. I don't think too many cops are willing to spread someone's ass cheeks and do a search.

[crzydan]

Thanks a lot the only problem with that is their isnt eazy access. Today i did find a safe way to hide razor blades in your mouth. First o take a razor blade and second you take a hot glue gun and glue the blade. Once it is covered witht the lue let it harden and then make sure you cant cut yourself with the blade. Once its done you can put it in your mouth with ot cutting yourself. You can ezily pull the glue off wen you are ready to use it in less than second.

[Random]

If the glue is easy enough to remove in less than a second, I wouldn't be confident it would stay on while in my mouth, so I'm going to assume that at least one of those claims is false.

[kbk]

I dunno about elsewhere, but here if cops think you have something in your mouth they would check it.. I just don't think it's really plausible to hide stuff in your mouth like that..

[crzydan]

Originally Posted by Random

If the glue is easy enough to remove in less than a second, I wouldn't be confident it would stay on while in my mouth, so I'm going to assume that at least one of those claims is false.

Well the glue has to be pulled off so it wont just fall off. Plus it takes some practice to get it all off in one pull. So not only will it hold but it is also ez to pull off.

and to get back on topic. Can anyone think of some other weapons and places to hide them?

[Cre8tor]

...and when you shave, it is quite important to make sure the razor blade is on the outside of your face

(that is, I suppose, unless you have ingrown hairs :roll: )

[crzydan]

Originally Posted by Cre8tor

...and when you shave, it is quite important to make sure the razor blade is on the outside of your face

(that is, I suppose, unless you have ingrown hairs :roll: )

Lol, well i guess were u guys live you have never seen anyone do this.

[Jago]

well generally when you are pulled up by cops they ask you questions, and usually you talk back. Having razoblades in your mouth would make life very difficult, and you can't exactly come up with a decent excuse as to why they are there. And saying "i need to up my dietry iron intake" won't work

[Random]

Originally Posted by crzydan

Lol, well i guess were u guys live you have never seen anyone do this.

Well, where I live (and I live in a similar location to Cre8tor), there are generally two groups - those who resort to weapons and fight anyone who gives them a problem, and those who have the intelligence and balls to do what they do while keeping out of trouble in the first place. I suggest that, if you have to be in either situation, you do what you can to be in the latter. I tend to be placed in the latter. But again, that's off-topic.

Let's work through a brief excercise. Think about the different places you could be searched by an authority (mainly police, but others search you too), and tell me the different places where you could be searched.

Also, tell me the ways that authorities find weapons. This thread actually answers itself, with a bit of research. Consider this a learning activity.

[crzydan]

Ok thanks random.

[blank stare]

The side of the boot, next to the ankle. Good place to put a knife.

[Beyond]

Originally Posted by blank stare

The side of the boot, next to the ankle. Good place to put a knife.

Incidentally all pat downs end at the ankle for this very reason. So, not a good idea.

[blank stare]

True. Bottom of the foot, under the arch?

[Jago]

sometimes they will make you take your shoes off and search there. Depends
Ankle is a bad idea though

[FerretBone]

I dont know much about hiding things on my person, but im of the opinion that if you feel like your going to be searched for "weapons" by cops, why try to "hide" them. Why not hide them in the open. Like a 4 cell mag light (beaten club). Or have a tool belt, think of all the shit you could carry legally in a tool belt, like carpenter knifes, 22 Cal powder hammer drive tool (basicly a firearm) chains, all kinds of blades, the list goes on. All I'm thinking is, a man with a three foot 2x4 in one hand, and a three foot wood saw in the the other can do the same damage as a man sporting a ballball bat, and a samurai sword. If dressed right i could hangout at my local police station without to much suspicion and have enough "weapons" on me to perform the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Just a thought

[db]

I have gotten pass a patdown with a knife in a jacket collar a number of times. It was one of those jackets where the the hood zips into the collar. Possibly mid back or chest (a ways above the waist) would be another location as I don't remember LE ever checking me there either, however this may not work with tight clothing. Softer weapons such as strangulation tools could be placed easily on the body that isn't visible.

[crzydan81]

Well I usually wear very baggy clothes so I guess I could hide them somewhere with out being seen.

[kbk]

They could still pat you down and find it though, regardless of how baggy your clothes are.. As my dad might say "the best way not to get caught with weapons, is not to carry them"...

[tac0]

for hiding things like blades, in a backpack slit a small part of the seam at the bottom of the strap and slide it in there, or do the same thing in coats and such

[crzydan81]

I dont know if you guys wear bandannas the headban way. Basically how Young Jeezy wears his. You could hide a razor blade in the folds.

[kbk]

Who the fuck is Young Jeezy?! That would work pretty well, you could potentially hide things in a hat as well I bet.

[crzydan81]

Lol sorry young jeezy is a black rapper from Atlanta.
he wears his bandanas like this http://www.gossipand.com/images/2006_03/jeezy_full.gif

[Jago]

you'd get searched there

[crzydan81]

Damn. The pigs think of everything lol.

[Jago]

it's their job

[tac0]

a way to not have to hide weapons would be to make a fake sort of business card saying you were an artist specializing in found object art, but dont put your phone number, just like an email, but this would be more for some of the homemade weapons, i have found that when you start talking about found object art, the police stop asking you why you have it and are like, what are you making, and then i just start being sorta vague and say, i have this crazy idea, and they let you go, this happened when i was carrying a very large piece of metal for bashing cars

[crzydan81]

Good idea tac0. Ferret also had a good idea carry around a toolbelt.

[Jago]

Another few problems. It is dependant on the time of day you are going, what you are doing etc.
Now, what if you were going to a party, had alcohol on you etc, and were carrying your "Art work". Suspiscious? Im sure you could think of more similar scenarios.
As for the tool belt, it's very time specific too. You won't want to be caught walking around in the middle of the night, randomly, just happen to be carrying/wearing your tool belt. Also very suspiscious. You are forgetting that police are trained to pick up such suspiscious things and analyze the details.

[crzydan81]

Well I think I just decided that I will only carry a weapon when I need to.