-- Posted by Burnsy on 5:32 pm on April 6, 2002 Does anyone know how i could grow marijuana in like an old part of my backyard without drawing much attention and i think i need a way to get the light and warmth it needs to grow cause i live in the uk and how do u turn it from the leaf to the brown shit? :) -- Posted by 4N4rKi3 b0mZz3 r k3w on 7:15 pm on April 6, 2002 Read, you stupid motherfucker! Read!!! Those have gotta be some of the dumbest questions I've seen during my tenure here at this piece of shit forum. Plenty of people grow outdoors in the UK without miraculously changing the weather conditions. You could also just grow indoors. Check out http://www.overgrow.com for more info on growing pot. The stuff you want is the buds. They are the female organ of the plant. You want them WITHOUT seeds, which means you kill the males. Then just prune off the buds and dry and cure them. To find out the details, I have an idea... Read, you stupid fuck! -- Posted by Ronith on 11:06 pm on April 6, 2002 Oh and by the way DONT plant in your own backyard for chrissakes. I mean get some creativity, go to a park, scope out some nice territory. Trust me if you grow in your yard you'll get fucked.Thankfully for you however the UK isn't too harsh on it but still, they'll find it and take it away from you and make you pay a BIG fine. 4N4rKi3 b0mZz3 r k3w is right, your questions are stupid. Read up about growing in your climate, or just buy a book. Trust me a small book will teach you how to grow like a pro. The buds are not the female organs of the plants, but the pistills are so when you start to grow make sure you can identify males from females. Peace and happy growing   -- Posted by Pyr0Maniac on 11:17 pm on April 6, 2002 also keep in mind sum plants grow taller than you are -- Posted by IcedMetal on 11:17 pm on April 6, 2002 I'm the kind of guy who would report to the cops if i see some fog on my neighbor's glass. Haha I do it for pranks but i haven't nailed a real weed farmer...... YET. -- Posted by Pyr0Maniac on 11:18 pm on April 6, 2002 ie u need alot of space -- Posted by Ronith on 12:36 am on April 7, 2002 pyro is right weed grows TALL. Make sure that if you do grow in your yard (fuckn dumb idea) make sure you plant some nice bushy mint plants or maybe some corn. IcedMetal.. Why wouldn't you just blackmail your neighbor into giving you half the product?? Besides the cops don't respond right away, so if Burnsey was smart enough he could transplant them before the cops got there. Anyways- Peace and Happy Growing -- Posted by soul burn on 1:06 am on April 7, 2002 dont grow in your property fool. and about the second part of your question theres a little part of this website not many people know about, maybee youve heard of it?, its called the "archives" try looking there. at least the authors of those articles woulnt be bothered with your stupidity. -- Posted by IcedMetal on 7:09 am on April 7, 2002 Alot of dumbshits grow it in their bedroom, or so I heard from some of mah friends...... blackmail, not a bad idea hehe!  I'm afraid of getting shot or something though.  :( -- Posted by TheAnarchist on 12:33 pm on April 7, 2002 FIrst off DON"T GROW IT WHERE HELICOPTERS CAN SEE THEM!.. police do check for marijauna with helicopters and will bust you!.. if you live in the country and you have a big backyard with alot of woods plant them there.  Because the trees will cover the grass Helicopters won't be ablet o see them..and plus whos gona come across yer grass if the woods are in yer backyard -- Posted by Ronith on 3:40 pm on April 7, 2002 A fact that many people dont know: poilice use infarred cameras to spot ganja. From the air a marijuana bush glows, i know it sounds like utter bullshit but i've been in helicopters and it's true. It's alot easier to grow inside, but your finishing plant will be alot smaller and you will get alot less buds. If growing outdoors tie down your plants, this will increase yeilds and will decrease the chance of detection. Cops are told to look for main colas, and that is how they identify marijuana. Also tieing down the plant will cause the side stems to grow upward toward the sun. Peace and happy growing -- Posted by IcedMetal on 10:20 pm on April 7, 2002 Yeah and don't grow it in parks/woods because animals will eat it for food and you will be screwed when there are a bunch of high strung animals roaming around the neighborhood...... -- Posted by 4N4rKi3 b0mZz3 r k3w on 10:29 pm on April 7, 2002 Fuck that you pussy. Don't keep all the ganj for yourself, you selfish bastard. Share some with our four-legged brothers. Marijuana glows under infrared? You really are retarded! All plants give off some amount of heat and marijuana is no exception... but to think that cops can just fly over and pick off marijuana with heat signatures... you are an idiot. Cops use infrared to look for warm areas of your house; possibly where your nice 1000w HPS's are keeping your babies happy? That's the only thing they use infrared for. What next? They have special cameras that can catch the pattern of a marijuana leaf? You people think up so much shit... Grow indoors, it's much safer. I forget my links for a UK lighting shop (I think it's something like http://www.fastlights.co.uk ), but you should just get yourself some HID lights and do it up right. If you grow outside, grow in an area that is secluded and rarely visited. Don't grow on your own property. -- Posted by IcedMetal on 10:38 pm on April 7, 2002 Do you have to be such an ass? (  )o(  ) (Edited by IcedMetal at 10:39 pm on April 7, 2002) -- Posted by Ronith on 10:40 pm on April 7, 2002 Whatever Im not sure how the cops use infarred, but what I do know is that I've been growing for probably longer then you've been alive, and have never been caught. I have been in helicopters and have scoped out large and small plots alike, and marijuana THC crystals DO REFLECT LIGHT you fuckn prick. Think before you fuckn talk. -- Posted by 4N4rKi3 b0mZz3 r k3w on 10:45 pm on April 7, 2002 That's not gonna do shit! My ass-crystals reflect light, but you don't see me moanin' and bitchin'. The simple fact of the matter is that cops only use infrared to hit up indoor grows where very hot HID lights are used. They sometimes also use helicopters to check out outdoor grows, but they just fly by and look at the ground to see if they can spot any marijuana. They just use their eyes for this, no mythical optics necessary. -- Posted by Rebo on 1:31 pm on April 8, 2002 I mentioned this before, but growing in trees has always been highly productive and safe in my experience. plant one plant per 5 gallon bucket (and paint the bucket in camoflage colors before you hang it), and tie it at a sturdy joint in a tree that is not yet very leafy. Ive grown 8 plants in a good sized tree, and have heard of people growing up to 20 in one. Noone looks up in the tree for weed, why the hell would you? Another cool aspect of this methond is that when the leaves fill in on the tree, the light is cut & it induces flowering. If you prune your plant correctly, it won't get too tall, but will be a bush. when you water & or fertilize, do it in the very early am-when it is still dark but before most people get up. Daytime tending gets alot of people busted....... -- Posted by 4N4rKi3 b0mZz3 r k3w on 2:43 pm on April 8, 2002 That's a really good idea... isn't it a bitch though to be climbin' round a tree like a monkey trying to tend to all your little babies? -- Posted by IcedMetal on 10:16 pm on April 8, 2002 How do the cops prove the plants are YOURS??? You could just be walking around trying to figure out what it is.....     http://www.bombshock.com