-- Posted by Justin Clarence on 6:40 pm on Mar. 15, 2002 Got fined the other day for twenty dollars for parking ten feet too far over into the wrong section.  Got angry at how they doubled the fine after a few weeks.  Got even by sneaking into their lot and sticking nails under a few tires. Got any stories to tell on the subject? -- Posted by Roland49686 on 6:54 pm on Mar. 15, 2002 Well.. once I got caught for being out to late at night (we have a curfew in out city) and I got caught by this one cop for lighting a house on fire at 3am. Anyways... a few days later I got an out-of-school suspension and was at the government center. I was sneaking around the building when I saw a unit of policemen doing a weapons check. I told my friends to start a fight in the hallway so I could take a cops gun. ( the cop that arrested me) and they did. They all rushed out into the hallway (leaving the guns in the box) And I took the one guys 9mm. I still have it with all the original bullets (except 2) And I baught a silencer for it from my friend. The 2 bullets were used on a dog that killed my dog. I found the nasty fucker eating his own shit when I shot the cocksucker. I loved my dog. :sad: I HATE THAT STUPID DOG!! :angry: well at least I avenged my doggy! peace ;) -- Posted by largeidaccam on 7:00 pm on Mar. 15, 2002 come on 20 bucks aint alot of money , and also your probly going to get flammed for a thread like this cause you could have added it to another thread but neways , i got a story here i am me and me friends bored the shit out of so we figured hmmm lets blow something up...the closest thing around was a garbage bit...so we figured yeah thatll do so we went about our bissness and blow the fucker up just as the piggers drove around the corner so thinking of the manlyest thing we could do......we fled into the bush -- Posted by Roland49686 on 7:04 pm on Mar. 15, 2002 lol Bushes tend to be a great hiding spot. I've avoided the cops 2 times all thanks to bushes. For all the bushes out there..thanks for keeping America a great place to commit crimes! lol Peace :cool: ( no bushes were harmed in my pussy-like escape attemptes from the local law enforcement ) -- Posted by Justin Clarence on 7:15 pm on Mar. 15, 2002 I guess my fine wouldn't have been so bad, but the late fees made the total 45 dollars.  I figured the total would be avenged for in two different tires (on two seperate police cars).  My dorm room has a view that overlooks the police station, so I got a good view of the two squad cars leaving the station.  Apparently the nails were small enough to not blow out the tires at first, but I know they were long enough to go through.  Yeah it was a cheap shot, but it beats open confrontation. -- Posted by qube on 7:23 pm on Mar. 15, 2002 Ive said it before, and ill say it again. Why take revenge, all the police are doing is doing their job. Its people like you bringing the pride of the US down (and i dont even live in the US) Also you wouldnt have 2 pay fines etc if u were a clean cut person who didnt commit crimes. (Edited by qube at 7:24 pm on Mar. 15, 2002) -- Posted by Roland49686 on 7:44 pm on Mar. 15, 2002 Not many clean cut people on bombshock. Or in all America for that. I would say pipebomb the squad car. Seriously I would. If u can get to your dorm before it explodes ur gonna get away with a fuckload of revenge. I've bombed cars before but not police cars. I should've slashed the tires not put nails under there. I mean some tires won't be effected by nails. My dads cadillac got it's tires slashed. And you KNOW when ur tires are slashed. About as limp as a 90 year old mans cock. Or take the hubcabs (if there are any. Lots of cop cars don't have hubcaps.) Also..this is very tricky and requires loads of skill... I've never done it. it just popped in my head. Take paint and somehow put it in the windshield wiper cleaning fluid. Then take water and put it on the windshield. Then take dirt and put it on the wet windshield. Wait in a hiding place and watch him 'clean' his windows. lol. make it pink too. lol. :cheesy: peace :cool: P.S. If ANYONE tries this. Tell me how it went after u get out of jail..or the hospital either one will probably happen if ur lucky enough. lol. -- Posted by loscgk83 on 11:04 pm on Mar. 15, 2002 Lets see [How to get revenge on a cop] Easy, break in there car steal there radio,cb,etc. Take a knife edge to there seat and everthing,take a base ball bat to there lights and wind shield,etc,etc,etc. Then  when ur all done with that shit take a crow bar to gas take pop it open the n stuff a long rag in there a light it a run ......do this at night ,no one around, and be sneaky about it. -- Posted by vigilante on 3:11 am on Mar. 16, 2002 Well, loscgk83. Why would you bother chundering up a police car when you intend to chimmy open the fuel cap and blow it sky high anyway, eh? -- Posted by Darkie on 7:43 am on Mar. 16, 2002 YOUR DORM OVER LOOKS THE PD? dude, get a high powered paint ball gun and let them know how vulnerable they are, they HATE that. -- Posted by Roland49686 on 4:58 pm on Mar. 16, 2002 Buy a sniper rifle or equip ur standered rifle with a cool sight and when a cop comes next to a window..show him what REAL justice is.. :cheesy: Peace -- Posted by Darkie on 8:13 pm on Mar. 16, 2002 no man, don't shoot a cop, they'll kill ya. Get a pre ban .22 and perferate their cars and windows. -- Posted by Roland49686 on 8:32 pm on Mar. 16, 2002 Go to a small town: Find a really small town where the nearest police station/law enforcement is like.. 2 police. Make sure that like... there are NO COPS in like 100 miles. Then rampage the whole fucking town! Rape the women and kill the men! (for the girls - other way around) and steal, mame, and destroy. Then leave and have the happy memories! Peace :cool: This is TOTALY unrealistic but if sumone had the balls to do it.. email me how it went! -- Posted by loscgk83 on 12:43 am on Mar. 17, 2002 do all the stuff i said before but set a note that theres a bomb in there car and put a black box in there. they'll have bomb squad there so fast ,u will shit ur pant laughin -- Posted by confuzious on 1:01 am on Mar. 17, 2002 Find a town with just a couple cops, keep calling the cops out for bullshit until there is only one or two cops left in the station, and drive a cop car through the station doors. Or you could just do safe little things like i did and impersonate your local pizza delivery service and deliver an ex-lax pizza. There was a health inspector at the pizza place the next day. -- Posted by largeidaccam on 6:10 am on Mar. 17, 2002 Quote: from qube on 5:23 am on Mar. 16, 2002 Ive said it before, and ill say it again. Why take revenge, all the police are doing is doing their job. Its people like you bringing the pride of the US down (and i dont even live in the US) Also you wouldnt have 2 pay fines etc if u were a clean cut person who didnt commit crimes. (Edited by qube at 7:24 pm on Mar. 15, 2002) lisen to qube -- Posted by Roland49686 on 11:32 am on Mar. 17, 2002 Well there are some cops that try and make some peoples lives hell. I mean they think very low of street guys and will somtimes purposly do things that might be out of their job to make thing miserable for them. Peace :cool: -- Posted by trowe on 8:39 pm on Mar. 17, 2002 come to my town man. there are only 3 to 4 cops max, and the closest cops are at least 45 minutes away. u can do anything you want here. it rocks. problem is finding loyal friends. -- Posted by markyadeadhomie on 4:48 am on Mar. 18, 2002 ever try oil based paint on a car? does wonders if it sits long enough get pink in write sumthin in the hood it soaks deep also ive heard bologna (spelling) if left on a car for 4 hours or sumthin can destry th e paint job buy a package and put it all over the pigs whip -- Posted by confuzious on 12:07 pm on Mar. 18, 2002 Near my house there is a construction site, and they have a pig directing traffic. This pig is near the end of the road, and the actual construction is at the other end of the road. There is a portapotty at the end of the road with the cop. My friends and i were thinking about waiting until the pig goes to the portapotty, and tipping it over with the door down. I'm just waiting for a day when this particular pig i have a grudge against is directing the traffic. I'll let you know how it goes. -- Posted by brainwave on 1:14 pm on Mar. 18, 2002 ok, call the cops tell them someone took your bike, when they get to the place you called them from, you and 5 of your friends egg the shit out of them and run, do this at night:cool: -- Posted by Sicopath on 12:15 am on Mar. 20, 2002 Go down to the station and ask all the random cops what their badge numbers are, by law they are REQUIRED to answer. Keep doing that until they force you out, then file a complaint for police misconduct because they're not allowed to kick you out for excercising your right. -- Posted by Roland49686 on 10:22 pm on Mar. 23, 2002 Quote: from Roland49686 on 7:54 pm on Mar. 15, 2002 Well.. once I got caught for being out to late at night (we have a curfew in out city) and I got caught by this one cop for lighting a house on fire at 3am. Anyways... a few days later I got an out-of-school suspension and was at the government center. I was sneaking around the building when I saw a unit of policemen doing a weapons check. I told my friends to start a fight in the hallway so I could take a cops gun. ( the cop that arrested me) and they did. They all rushed out into the hallway (leaving the guns in the box) And I took the one guys 9mm. I still have it with all the original bullets (except 2) And I baught a silencer for it from my friend. The 2 bullets were used on a dog that killed my dog. I found the nasty fucker eating his own shit when I shot the cocksucker. I loved my dog. :sad: I HATE THAT STUPID DOG!! :angry: well at least I avenged my doggy! peace ;) Hey trowe.. this was awhile ago when i posted this.. but thats how I got my free glock.     http://www.bombshock.com