-- Posted by MechanicalReaper on 12:38 pm on Feb. 28, 2002 The BEST way to piss off a teacher is to back talk constantly.  Put a loogy in her drink.  Also mover her papers.  Deflate her tires to her car.  Put shit in her hair, cover the board in chalk.  Make wise ass remarks during lectures EX. Hairy Balls, needle dick, Shit licker etc. ,  if you really hate your teacher bring her in a box of chocolates except take out one of the chocolates and put a piece of shit molded to the shape of the chocolate and replace the chocolate:D  any other suggestions or ideas would be much appreciated -- Posted by RoboMaggot on 7:55 am on Mar. 16, 2002 is that a new hobby of yours molding shit why not cookies with exlax a little less shity. -- Posted by someoneisluke on 8:38 am on Mar. 16, 2002 you could inject poisen into one of the cream filled one to try and make her really sik and maybe die if your twisted. -- Posted by Cerebral Rapist on 7:52 pm on Mar. 16, 2002 LoL, I hate alot of my teachers and especially the 5'5" wannabe tyrant principal(reminds me of Frieza), you all are giving me ideas now. =) -- Posted by Roland49686 on 8:38 pm on Mar. 16, 2002 I find tumbtacks on the teachers chair the most effective way of pissing a teacher off. U have NO WAY of getting caught. Unless ur a dumbass. I mean.. how could u get caught doing that? Also The laxitive cookie thing is cool. But don't let her know its u. I mean if he/she starts shitting their brains out they will know u gave em a laxitive cookie. Leave things on the desk. Death threats, Dildos, used condoms, porno videos. If ur teacher uses overhead projectors. *before school* come in and draw a penis or sumthin in *permanint* ink. they will turn it on and whatever u drew there is now in front of the whole class ( also u can find a way to get the principle in there when it happens :cheesy: ) Peace :cool: -- Posted by loscgk83 on 12:37 am on Mar. 17, 2002 or u cold just cut there head of !!!lol -- Posted by confuzious on 1:18 am on Mar. 17, 2002 The vice principal at my school looks just like Ghandi and acts just like Hitler, so i stole a road sign, and did a really nice job of painting "convicted sex offender works here" on it, and then i broke in at night and welded it to the door of his office. The next morning he was going crazy trying to figure out who did it. -- Posted by Digital Mage on 2:46 pm on Mar. 17, 2002 Quote: from Roland49686 on 8:38 pm on Mar. 16, 2002 I find tumbtacks on the teachers chair the most effective way of pissing a teacher off. U have NO WAY of getting caught. Unless ur a dumbass. I mean.. how could u get caught doing that? Also The laxitive cookie thing is cool. But don't let her know its u. I mean if he/she starts shitting their brains out they will know u gave em a laxitive cookie. Leave things on the desk. Death threats, Dildos, used condoms, porno videos. If ur teacher uses overhead projectors. *before school* come in and draw a penis or sumthin in *permanint* ink. they will turn it on and whatever u drew there is now in front of the whole class ( also u can find a way to get the principle in there when it happens :cheesy: ) Peace :cool: Sorry for beeing stupid but what is a tumbtack ? -- Posted by Lord Storm on 3:51 pm on Mar. 17, 2002 He means thumbtack, the little things used to post pictures on walls and so forth. -- Posted by Just0nePepsi on 4:54 pm on Mar. 17, 2002 If you take the teachers pens you can get them going and they get really mad. Thats what i do sometimes. Also you could steal their purse. -- Posted by brainwave on 6:45 pm on Mar. 17, 2002 yea steel their money, I did that when I was in school and one time I got $230, it was cool as shit, she was pissed and I had pot money:cool: -- Posted by brainwave on 6:46 pm on Mar. 17, 2002 yea steel their money, I did that when I was in school and one time I got $230, it was cool as shit, she was pissed and I had pot money:cool: -- Posted by LSD on 5:45 pm on Mar. 21, 2002 Quote: from confuzious on 8:18 pm on Mar. 16, 2002 The vice principal at my school looks just like Ghandi and acts just like Hitler, so i stole a road sign, and did a really nice job of painting "convicted sex offender works here" on it, and then i broke in at night and welded it to the door of his office. The next morning he was going crazy trying to figure out who did it. LOLOL OMG SHIT THATS PURE -- Posted by Grim Reefer on 9:17 pm on Mar. 21, 2002 how the hell did you break in with a welder? or did ya just torch it to the door (blowtorch) ohh well i had a bit of extra money so i bought a joint, lit it at the end of class (while the teacher went to photocopy) left it in his filing cabnet .... you get the rest -- Posted by loscgk83 on 9:31 pm on Mar. 21, 2002 steal all there stuff ,chalk, markers.books,etc.fuck with all there shit , be creative.if u want to scare them leave anonomous letter of hate to them like i will kill u so an so or i will blow up ur car on so an so day.u don't have to do nothin else but watch them get really nervous..... .... don't write it ur self use cut out let , make it look like a pro did it -- Posted by EVILEYE on 6:03 am on Mar. 24, 2002 why dont you get a tub of paint and a paint brush and paint the school gates pink and write on the school sign  "gays only school no hetrosexuals alowed " this never fails to get the authorities in ! you could also go into filing cabinets and take everything out then mix 'n' match all the documents ! -- Posted by Strobe on 6:58 am on Mar. 24, 2002 bring and buncha of rocks or something and whenever he turns his back throw one at him... if you want to make it really funny get all your friends in the class to help out -- Posted by ghettopimp70 on 2:35 pm on Mar. 24, 2002 Steal all the tests and saved work from all the students that she will need to give you your final mark -- Posted by Sy on 4:11 pm on Mar. 24, 2002 All you need is a small amount of extremely potent skunk. Place the skunk somewhere close to her, but no-where within sight.  Make sure the scent can reach her. This smell will annoy the teacher all day, especially if he/she knows what the smell is.  Then when the teacher leaves the class light the ganja and quickly sit down.  This, of course, only works if the rest of your class is cool (which mine was when I was at school) -- Posted by confuzious on 5:41 pm on Mar. 24, 2002 I used the oxy-acetylene torch from the shop room. Sometime i could go in at night again and use it to cut open the vending machines. I know they don't have alarms. The only good thing about my school is that there is no security. -- Posted by chroniccrescent on 6:07 pm on Mar. 24, 2002 my friend dropped sum dope in my old art class (that was when we had to take art, i hate art, stupid liberal pish) and because evry art teacher is a pot head, he just lifted it up smoothly (or  so he though) and put it in his pocket, of course, someone shouts out "whats that in ur pocket" then the silence, what a laff :cool:     http://www.bombshock.com