-- Posted by Cloak Au on 3:54 am on April 2, 2002 Down the end of my street is this middle aged poor white man who beats his wife almost. The whole street knows about it. He has a kid who is like 3.  I want to try to scare him or piss him off in an attempt to divert his attention on to something else other than his wife and kid. I regard myself at being quite good in electronics. I was wondering if anyone has any ideas on like remotely launching eggs or golf balls etc. at his house. In like the form of say a catapult but electronic and smaller. Thanks for any ideas posted. -- Posted by chroniccrescent on 8:26 am on April 2, 2002 kidnap his son n jus fuck with his mind, if u want the kid to live, dont let him see u remember -- Posted by TheAnarchist on 8:28 am on April 2, 2002 Make a mortar... It for tennis balls but im sure you can use other stuff too.  i got this outa the Vortex Handbook maybe it'll work for ya. -7-10 tin cans (the kink with peas or stuff like that in them) -lots of duct tape     Now take the tin cans and empty the stuff inside. Eat the stuff!  Then cut off the bottom plate on each can except for one of them. Then take the duct tape and tape all the cans together with the one that still has its bottom, on the bottom. Make sure you ape it GOOD, unless you can find some other way to seal them. Take all of the lids and glue of tape them on the bottom of your tube.  Then you bury two thirds of the tube in the ground.  You then must make a picolo pete bomb with a 20 oz (1 liter) soda bottle.  Drop that in the tue after lighting it and drop a tennis ball ontop.  If you made correctly it will shoot the tennis ball out so fast you won't be able to see it.  YOu mist have to retape the cans back together after you fire it because the blas usually screw it up.  You can get creative and shoot paint mortars out of it.  CUt an aluminum soda can in half and line in with foil.   Then pour your choice of paint color into it.  FOld the foil over the paint and there its is.  DO tht same procdurec as the tennis ball. -- Posted by Radiant on 8:30 am on April 2, 2002 Make a spudgun. www.spudtech.com -- Posted by cort on 5:39 pm on April 2, 2002 where is a vortex handbook      is there a website?      or is it a book? -- Posted by Grim Reefer on 8:44 pm on April 3, 2002 how do you make a picolo pete bomb?     http://www.bombshock.com