-- Posted by sonsky on 12:13 pm on Mar. 3, 2002 there is a stronger dude i know who always wants to fight me at school...i wanna fight him but ill probably..without any guidance, get my ass kicked. Any special advice on how to send that fag straight to hell? (I dont want to kill him..just get him off my ass) -- Posted by Just0nePepsi on 12:20 pm on Mar. 3, 2002 Use my mace formula to spray him then kick the shit outta him -- Posted by aardvark on 12:59 pm on Mar. 3, 2002 go for the knees, if he's fat that's probably his weak spot. then go for that plate that connects the ribs together, you know, it's right between the nipples. that will have him on the ground gasping for air in no time. -- Posted by qube on 4:56 pm on Mar. 3, 2002 Okay, as Bruce Lee always said strength is nothing without technique, this guy might be bigger, but probably cannot punch, you are most likely faster than him, use it to your advantage, dodge around alot, if he grabs you go for pressure points to get him off, then strike. A crude method would be to aim for the neck, so this way if he tries to duck, you get him in the nose, and if he dont you get his neck and fuck him up. Fighting isnt just about winning, but to stop violence escalating, if you put all effort into your first punch, this could stop him attacking, this way you have won even if it doesnt seem it, beacuse you have stopped a fight from occuring and got rid of him. Do you know how to punch those? -- Posted by jmb1125 on 10:40 pm on Mar. 3, 2002 I like JustOnePepsi's idea. lol. -- Posted by emergencygangsta on 12:36 pm on Mar. 4, 2002 Duck at every oppotunity, donnt let him get any hits on you at all, and every time you duck, make sure every time youre coming back up to give him a punch in the face or the chest. But ducking is the question and speed is also it, are you quite fast?????? Because if you are you will easily beat him. -- Posted by Critical Damage on 1:31 pm on Mar. 4, 2002 Try using a weapon but make it something small and easy to get out like a flick knife -- Posted by emergencygangsta on 1:47 pm on Mar. 4, 2002 How much older is he than you?????? -- Posted by balor on 3:17 pm on Mar. 4, 2002 A flick knife is all well and good until its kicked out of your hands and ends up in his hand. -- Posted by Pyroclasm on 6:49 pm on Mar. 4, 2002 There is a few decent spots to get him at, if you could get a hard punch at his upper lip, there is a big bunch of nerves up there, and he'll be pretty much in agony, or you could try and jab himjust above the stomach and below the breastplate, just where his diapragm is, that willwind him if you get him hard enough and he'll either drop/panic or stop :) -- Posted by White Chocolate on 7:15 pm on Mar. 4, 2002 man have any of you ever been in a serious fight before?  lol the golden rule-if hes bigger, then stay away but........ if hes kicken your ass, there are better ways to get revenge!  for example, go into school with a raw egg, drop it down his shirt then slap him on the back (where the egg is) and walk away.  id he trys to hit you or talk trash, just shake your head then turn away.  then whip around as fast as you can and chop him in the throat.  then hes yours to whoop upon! -- Posted by somefukinsnapov on 7:44 pm on Mar. 4, 2002 Quote: from White Chocolate on 11:15 am on Mar. 5, 2002 man have any of you ever been in a serious fight before?  lol the golden rule-if hes bigger, then stay away but........ !  ha what a load of shit "if hes bigger,then stay away" bollocks if hes bigger find something bigger than ur own fist ...like a blok of fukin 2x4 that'll stop any prik even if he is bruce fukin lee!! and oh yeah i always carry around a hand spike on a chain even if they arent bigger ill always whip this out(if i need it)and smak anyone,but as qube said avoidance is best ..even if u do start it;) -- Posted by darkwhiteknight on 2:53 pm on Mar. 7, 2002 Crash him,  get so close so that when he throws a punch he will really have to wind up, when he does, hit him in vital spots : eyes, throat, etc.  When you get in close break his knee by kicking in the leg he puts forward.  If you can get a hand behind his neck, grab it and smack youe elbow into his cheek bone. ( vary painful if broken ) Dark White Knight -- Posted by emergencygangsta on 3:22 pm on Mar. 7, 2002 Have a look at 'where to hit for a knockout punch' that has a lot of 'vital places' to hit them. -- Posted by Sicopath on 12:43 am on Mar. 8, 2002 Just learn to fight for frig's sake. Learn the tactics, learn to use the environment. Putting something heavy in your hand will make you punch harder, find a rock, use it to punch once, then throw it away. Walls are good, if the fucker is next to a wall, a punch send his head smack against it. These tactics are sorta scamp, but most fights can be ended in one punch. -- Posted by Ghost on 1:41 am on Mar. 8, 2002 if he is bigger than u never  go in close u stay farst and keep ur fists ready and if u were going to go in close wait until he swings then go in and do wot u hav 2 do and if he bashes u tha next day take a knife -- Posted by vigilante on 5:15 am on Mar. 8, 2002 dont let him know your comming. jump out from behind and se if u can get him on the ground with an all mighty blow before he knows wats happening. that way your garenteed to get in the 1st punch and the upperhand -- Posted by Cypher on 6:47 am on Mar. 8, 2002 You do have friends.......DONT you? Let him know u wont take anyshit...umm a good one is 2 let him know ur not comming...then walk up behind the mutha fako and smack him in the face...then pull some of ur other fancy shit and knee him in the jaw and dig ur fist into the mutha fuckers adams apple then kick him in the head then fucken SCREAM AT HIM!! Then umm...kick him in the head again how many times u see fit, if ur up 2 it of course LoL i could totally see a comedy coming of over the 'Duck at every oppotunity' LoL u walk up 2 him ducking and shit...u say something 2 him constantly ducking and he hits you across the head ur on the ground bleeding and he proceeds 2 kick the fuck out of you while ur still trying to duck at every oppotunity hahaa and emergencygangsta ur sig is cool! -- Posted by stephenericrose on 1:32 am on Mar. 19, 2002 i was 6"4 and almost 300 lbs at the age of 16, I never got in any fights..  because people usually didn't hate me..  but as far as how one would have gone about beating me..  either they would have to be bigger than me..  or catch me off guard..  if you can catch someone by surprise, daze them, they you will have some time.. someone said that the knees were a weak spot if they are big.. well..  my legs are my strongest spot..  as a matter of fact.. the only place i am EVER worried about getting hit during a fight is the neck..  but that is just me.. -- Posted by lostguy on 11:36 am on Mar. 19, 2002        when you do win, be sure to spit in his face. cuz after you do the the physical damage, you should focus on emotional damage.........make him cry. -- Posted by mastamanny on 10:11 am on Mar. 20, 2002 Buy him lunch and find out whats been happening at home lately. -- Posted by Meta4ce on 1:31 pm on Mar. 20, 2002 kick that nigga in the kneecap with the heel of your foot, because that shit will break instantly. Or, you could sneak him, and hit that bitch ass nigga first...right in his throat with all your fingers bent at the middle...bring pockets full of dirt or salt to the fight and walk with your hands in your pockets...when he approaches you, throw that shit in his eyes...and kick the bitch in the stomach...then keep elbowing him in the eyes....and don't stop...stomp that hoe ass nigga out. -- Posted by Likwid on 6:53 pm on Mar. 20, 2002 Just rememebr that it' sremakable what one person no matter how small can do when he or she is determined....why do you have to fight him face to face...hit him from the back and run, and when he comes looking do it again and again.....but when you do it do it well let everyone know what a psychotic maniac  you can be...send a message to every big guy out there...stalk him take pictures of his family, loved one, show him and tell him that unless he actually kills you that no one including him will be safe from your resolve....tell him that if he lays one finger on you that it'll hurt but you'll heal, and you'll get him, maybe at school, maybe at work, maybe in the bathroom, maybe even at home when he fell the most secure.....but remind him that he can't be surrouded with people all the time and that you'll make sure that he'll always have a reason to look over his shoulder....or you could forget about the whole thing....if he kicks you ass anyways...do what you said you'd do..... -- Posted by Zero the Inestimable on 9:38 pm on Mar. 20, 2002 Kicks. Kicks, kicks, kicks. Say it with me. Unless he takes karate and/or has experience with blocking this sort of thing, chances are you can end it in one hit. Think about it: Big tough (dumb) guy starts a fight, what's the first thing he does? Either he puts up his dukes and gets ready for punches, or he gets in-your-face (A common tactic that actually has value - initiate a pushing match and your opponent can't swing a good punch when you're in his face. It's more or less grappling only from there.). Either way, put up your dukes, fake him for a second, and then sweep kick him. Hook your leg right behind his knees on the way in and hit him as hard as you can. I don't care how much he weighs - Do it right and he's going down. From there kick, beat, stomp, or sit on as necessary... ~Zero the Inestimable -- Posted by rageing redneck on 11:04 pm on Mar. 20, 2002 yeah id say that ducking method would only get your head split...lol why dont you just walk right up to him and blast that s.o.b. right square on the end of his nose..i bet it will put tears in his eyes...but dont stop there if he is much bigger.....remember daniel son if a man cant stand he cant fight,if a man cant breath he cant fight,if a man cant see he cant fight ..dont you guys watch tv? jaw shots hurt like a bitch to....and you defanantly got to stand on his adams apple and scream at him this is a must...put the fear of god in him -- Posted by STONNER420 on 10:00 am on Mar. 21, 2002 Jump on his knee's try to break them if you fuck him up real bad he'll probably leave you alone! -- Posted by Meta4ce on 12:57 pm on Mar. 21, 2002 Quote: from rageing redneck on 11:04 pm on Mar. 20, 2002 yeah id say that ducking method would only get your head split...lol why dont you just walk right up to him and blast that s.o.b. right square on the end of his nose..i bet it will put tears in his eyes...but dont stop there if he is much bigger.....remember daniel son if a man cant stand he cant fight,if a man cant breath he cant fight,if a man cant see he cant fight ..dont you guys watch tv? jaw shots hurt like a bitch to....and you defanantly got to stand on his adams apple and scream at him this is a must...put the fear of god in him Bro, this kid is probably scared, so he shouldn't steal on a dude bigger than him...chances are the kid punches slower and weaker than the one that's trying to beat his ass...A punch to the nose won't work if the other cat hits first...or knows how to block, which he probably does...this kid probably already got his ass beat by him and is on "redeeming himself" status...he should just do what I said and throw sand in his eyes and kick him in the kneecap...don't square up with him (put your dukes up) just bust out real quick to fuck his big ass up with something hidden in your pocket...like sand in one, and a big ass rock in the other...when he reacts to the sand in his eyes, don't just look at him like you're stupid, pull the rock out (which he won't see - SAND IN HIS EYES) and bash his shit until you floor the bitch...then you wanna go through his pockets and take what you want...and make sure it's not a public issue, cuzz....watch the bitch for a while, and know when he's alone, then sneak him and throw the sand and beat him with the rock...then you get in his pockets...keep everything that can't be traced to you when he calls the boys (cops) (and he'll do it, because he got fucked up and robbed) , like money and shit...and if he doesn't ever find out it's you, because of the sneak, do it again. -- Posted by Blackwolf on 10:31 pm on Mar. 21, 2002 OK I've had my fair share of fights for my dayz & I know better than anyone that bigger doesnt mean better... Im not too tall, but I know how to fight, take pain, & fuck with someones head. My rules of fighting at these: 1. Dont EVER show that your scared even if you are. If you do this then you will prolly loose because it gives your opponent more confidence & gives you less. 2. Be the first to get a good shot. Make him push you so your ass is covered from fines, but be the first to kick him in the balls, break his nose, & or KO him. 3. Dont fight like you see in movies. What I mean is dont try to do some karate bullshit unless you know what your doing. Also dont just use punches like in a boxing match. Fight dirty or the only thing you'll be fighting is the injuries you may have. Those are the 3 things to do in a fight if you wanna win. I also would recommend putting some stress on your body. You may think this is gay, but I used to backyard wrestle & after you do that for a while you learn to take lots of pain. If you know how to absorb shots then you can recover quicker. -Tom -- Posted by Juan dela Cruz on 2:51 am on Mar. 22, 2002 advices: *On weaknesses: -the temple of the head -the nape of the neck -the nose -the eyes -the solar plexus (do you know where that is?) -the ribs -the lower spine -the knees -the shins -if all else fails... hit him at his BALLS. *on safety bring some friends with you, if in case the man's got a backup. gOt it? -- Posted by Da Jaggalo on 6:31 am on Mar. 22, 2002 Quote: from Zero the Inestimable on 9:38 pm on Mar. 20, 2002 Kicks. Kicks, kicks, kicks. Say it with me. Kick's? Wtf? The worst thing you can do is kick, It make's it to easy for them to grab ya leg then ya fucked eh? My advice, (I know people think it's "un-honourable" but you'll be the living one) Go you the ball's, never punch with closed fist (or you'll break your fucking hand) use you your palm, And beside's the other odvious fact's, STAY THE FUCK ALIVE. -- Posted by Da Jaggalo on 6:35 am on Mar. 22, 2002 Or if all else fail's, Listen to I.C.P, And be DOWN WIF DA CLOWN'S. (du worry I'm just a big I.C.P fan, btw n e one know where to get any I.C.P cd's except: great melinko, riddle box, jeckel brother's,bizzar 1, Bizzar 2 and forgoten freshness?) -- Posted by blitzkrieg on 5:08 pm on Mar. 22, 2002 ese mein sheisse, du i.c.p. schweinhundt!!!!!!! -- Posted by preditor on 3:54 am on Mar. 23, 2002 Sprechen sie Englisch? if so then translate this post for all the non german speaking people. and no more posts written in another language entirely or you'll piss some people off -- Posted by irish man on 4:16 pm on Mar. 23, 2002 kick him in the balls iom 6,1 and 16stone and getting kicked still hurts -- Posted by trowe on 6:22 pm on Mar. 23, 2002 i agree with irish man, the little fucks on the street walk up to ya, "lets fight fucka" is what they say, than u start fighting, and the little fuckers kick u in the balls and run laughing like a bunch of school girls. i use that sumtimes on those little sacks of shit. it really works. -- Posted by Strobe on 9:25 pm on Mar. 23, 2002 WoOt WOot ICP rUlz!!! i get all my icp cds from a store called cdexchange if they don't have a cd then they'll order it for you and since its not a big ass chain company everything is really cheap :) magic magic ninjas!!! -- Posted by JaMeZz34 on 6:28 am on Mar. 25, 2002 what kinda moves wud he use? (strangle) or wud he just try an lamp u?! the most affective thing you can do is to get close 4 a split second, perhaps distract him wif a sharp movement of the Leg, this will almost cerainly bring his head forward.  quite an effective manoever is to make a half fist or full fist & use a sharp jab to the larynx, make sure u retract ur striking arm immediatly. it is the element of surprise that wins. u can take it from here wif a strike to the eye PS, It fukin hurts if dun properly, i suggest u practise it. Kicks are not so good to use, it opens u up to attack, i suggest if he trys a kik, rush in and fake to da face, and while his concentration is on that use ur other fist to deliver a full blow to the stomach (just below the diapraghm, this is where it is easiest to wind, the lower u hit, the more muscle dere is). this will also bing the head forward. but beware it does get ppl bludy pissed off. can  i suggest u buy a step by step guide to Hapkido, which specialises in self defense manoevers. if ur gonna literaly kill im, make sure he goes 4 u first > then u can say u were just defending urself. (preditor here. man, I just fixed all the upercase lower case shit in this post, no more of that, and try and use understandable grammer and spelling, I fixed some spelling too, It gets annoying reading it, This is your warning, no more upercase lower case shit) (Edited by preditor at 2:21 pm on Mar. 25, 2002) -- Posted by johnny 99 on 1:38 pm on Mar. 25, 2002 As far as punching some one in the larynix it fucking kills them if you do it right. or I should say wrong! Be damned sure you are prepared to deal with the consequences of your actions if your going to try it. Having said that, he's right this is a great fight ender! even a light blow will leave someone gagging, and chocking. As for kicks, stay low. The top of the foot, shin, side of the knee. Or strait up to the bottom of the knee cap. All of these are hard to block, and if delivered with suficient force will reduce mobility, allowing you to escape. or redirect your attack. Not to mention that they hurt like a bitch !!   -- Posted by JaMeZz34 on 2:20 pm on Mar. 25, 2002 a very valid kik can be if some1 is running towards you, a sharp and quick sidekick to the knee cap will take him off balance...............viola -- Posted by Ratty on 4:52 pm on Mar. 25, 2002 Stomp down hand on the instep of the foot if you can. this is a very sensitive area and most people neglect to defend it.  A sucker punch to the solar plexus shuold stun someone long enough to bea the crap outta them. a pepsi can in a sock works well too. binaca spray also makes a good impromptu pepper spray -- Posted by trowe on 5:25 pm on Mar. 25, 2002 just kick the fukker in the balls as hard as you can, than beat the shit outta him. it brings me down when little fuks do it to me. Ill warn u though, i get up quick and beat the shit outta them bring sumthin for back up like posted in the forum above. -- Posted by JaMeZz34 on 5:43 pm on Mar. 25, 2002 u get no credit 4 that -- Posted by Phree Thought on 10:59 pm on Mar. 25, 2002 Being a school fight you probably won't want to break his knees, you can damage him for life and will most likely get you a fat lawsuit.  If I were you i'd get a weapon. If you choose a knife be sure to *not* stab him in the chest. Personally i'd get something like a sap or a blackjack. Use caution however, most schools will expell you and take legel action if you are caught with a weapon nowdays.  Maybe you should try to catch him alone, off achool grounds.  Or just get some friends to gank him during lunch. It's cheap but it works. -- Posted by morrisonisgod on 9:19 pm on Mar. 26, 2002 hit him square in the marbles, knee him there first,then go straight to the eyes and neck -- Posted by guzzetti on 2:04 pm on Mar. 30, 2002 Beat the fucker in the head Several TIMEs with a Club then RUN AWAY -- Posted by guzzetti on 2:06 pm on Mar. 30, 2002 RUN AWAY REAL FAST....BUT NOT before breaking his fat ass shins with ur club!:)  sorry bout the violence for those that i have offended. -- Posted by thadon41 on 2:27 pm on Mar. 30, 2002 Aight, enough with all the BruceLee tactical bullshit. You say you dont wanna hurt him? ..bollocks, I bet he wants to pulverize you mate...buy yourself a handgun shoot him in the ankles..then proceed to kick the living shit out of him.This way he wont die, he will just get the message that you are not to be fucked with.. If your gonna go barefisted, I suggest watching Blade2 first, will build your confidence ..lmfao -- Posted by yowyowwow on 3:49 pm on Mar. 30, 2002 grab his balls, by you hand and squeeze them like oranges.  this guy will be so fucking humiliated. because his manhood just got tested and failed. Kinda undertsnad? no? okay if you say nobody fucks me up the ass, and somebody fucks you up the ass you are the lowest peice of shit on earth. As i quote from scarface "the only thing i got in this(my life is my balls and my word, and i dont break them for anyone"  im sure its worded wrong but you get the idea. you soon would get alot of chicks who want manly guys and friends who have abndoned him. if this is way off topic sorry i didnt even read the question. :) -- Posted by BigRed on 8:17 am on Mar. 31, 2002 hey, u probly alredy faught this guy but what the hell, forget evrething people say bout bigger bein slower, a bigger guy has larger stronger arms bu default, unless u do some sort of strenuous training this guy is stronger than u, if u can take a beating i suggest this, go home make a fuss to ur parents, try to get them to phone the skul, when he gets pissed about it and beats u again hell get suspended, then when hes away tell evre1 that he was cryin at the interview when he found out he was goin to be suspended, or just say he was cryin cos he got a warning if he didnt actually get suspended, the next couple of days take a knife to school until hes back, then if he tries to fight u, have a chilli in ur pocket, crush it on ur fingers get in close and rub it into his eyes, hell be cryin then stab the bitch, u can get off all assault charges and shit by sayin u were paranoid and scared, its all self defense, b4 u try this method, is this guy seriously goin to hurt u, or will he back off if he will back off use it, if hell hurt u, go straight to the last part with the chilli and the knife, and trust me, nebody who gets chilli in there eyes cry! thanks for listenin peace> -- Posted by blUeYedDeViL on 11:23 pm on Mar. 31, 2002 kik his fat asss in the nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Posted by kingpin on 2:44 am on April 1, 2002 just grab whateva object is nearest you and BANG just knock whatever you've got in to the side of the fuckers head and down he goes and if he tries to get up whack him again and again until he cant get up no more and if any of his buddies try to jump in whack them too WHACK,WHACK,WHACK,WHACK whack em all ULTRA VIOLENCE YEAH (Edited by kingpin at 5:28 am on April 1, 2002) -- Posted by kingpin on 2:45 am on April 1, 2002 phew, i got a bit carried away there, but im still serious about hittin him with a heavy object, it cant fail (Edited by kingpin at 2:47 am on April 1, 2002) -- Posted by JaMeZz34 on 5:02 am on April 1, 2002 this is bullshit, if hes still alive after the ball crushing...hes gonna b real mad asnd come and fukin kill u........ -- Posted by kingpin on 5:27 am on April 1, 2002 kicking a guy in the nuts is something a pussy would do. you aint a pussy are ya?? WHACK, WHACK, WHACK -- Posted by guzzetti on 11:35 pm on April 1, 2002 Shit dude Just Whip out Good'ol Billy Bob Nail Bat! That'll teach the Semen loving bitch not to mess wit u! Just Hit his Chest to head to inflict maximim damage with Ol'  Bill Bob Nail Bat!!! -- Posted by guzzetti on 11:37 pm on April 1, 2002 How u make a Nail Bat I will Leve to U to Find out cause I have NO fucking clue. -- Posted by tee hee on 6:08 pm on April 2, 2002 if he is really fat go for his weakness ......kick him in his stomach . -- Posted by Minion2000 on 9:50 pm on April 2, 2002 While your fighting him look around for somthing to knock the shit out of him with, but if that doesn't work always bring a couple friends with you -- Posted by thadon41 on 9:52 pm on April 2, 2002 Whats all this shit about 'hit him in the balls' ...? That is total shit mate. If this guy has ANY sense, he will know you are going to try that. And then once you try it, and fail, he will bury you. Half these people who posted here saying that shit have not got a clue what it feels like to be bullied, obviously. Well I have, and I went through it for nearly 3 years of my life. Until, I let it be known I would not take any shit no more. Im telling you man, buy yourself a gun, either make it a real one or a highpowered airgun. Walk up to him in the street or at a party. Say the following line : "Hi, you fat cunt!" When he looks at you and says : "What the fuck did you call me?" you, here dont say anything. Just put the gun in his face and dont wait for him to say or do anything. Pull the fucking trigger and watch his brains fly out into the atmosphere. Here, you can do one of 2 things : Either, -Run, hide the gun in the most unlikely place and go home like nothing happened. or, -Stand there, with the gun in your hand and laugh. And if anyone approaces you then stare at them with wide open eyes and say : "Whats the problem?" works better than any of this pussy ass 'hit his weak spot' sshit .....kill the m'fucka out straight. Otherwise he will just haunt you for years to come. -- Posted by xenonalieninfo on 9:57 pm on April 2, 2002 if he puch ,if posalbe crabis arm and push him the way is punch was going then, puch him in the kindeys(shock him for about 3 sec maxs), and if u are flex albe kick him in the face well you are behind him(under the arm pit). what tell he is spanning around, then you do the same but strech out your arm, like a karate chop and it the adams apple in his throug. you are i've going to kill him(by breaking is lareaks(spelt ...) or make him gassap for breath for about 10 sec. the stuff above is not going to work with you becuase, you are not going to practice it another, so it happens with out thinking -- Posted by Minion2000 on 3:58 pm on April 3, 2002 I found this out from this kid i know all you have to do is poke him in this spot on the back of the ear it is right at the bottom and just stab it really hard and it will stun him for about 10 seconds just enough time to beat the hell out of him....... -- Posted by thadon41 on 10:00 pm on April 3, 2002 You could go for the pressure points. There is one on his kneck apparently (mentioned in another thread 'how to knock someone the FUCK out'). On the side of his jaw, hit him hard enough here and you will knock him out. temples, obvious choice. Also if you upper cut his nose, this will knock him out, also temporarily blind  him. But if you hit him too hard with the uppercut the bone in his nose will shoot through into his brain and kill him. Another is, you know where your ribs meet into a 'V' shape above your abs? ..well hit him hard as fuck there to wind the cunt. You could possibly kill him there too, this simulates the 'Himelick' thing. Jump starts the heart, well if your already alive and you jump start your heart, its gonna rupture or somit..lol I would say, use a combination of all these pressure points. Run at him, upper cut him in the bottom of the nose (where the nostrils is..duh) as his head flys back, hit him in the 'V' shape where his ribs meet. Then hook him on the side of his jaw, at the side and close to his chin..then Im telling you, he will NOT be still walking. And you will look hard as fuck..lol Or go with my first idea. shoot him in the ankles.its alot easier and faster.lol. -- Posted by Scralatchtica on 10:30 pm on April 3, 2002 A friend of mine bought a marksman slingshot for only about $6 in the hunting section at k-mart. You can launch almost anything. Weve killed birds with small rocks. Be creative though. Maybe even a tack if youre looking to make him cry. When hes not looking just shoot it and laugh so he will know it was you. More than likely though, he'll come looking for you. Carry the slingshot with you(most can fold up) because hes gonna be lookin for your ass for a while. But everytime he comes around, just shoot him, unless he has some friends. Thats when you haul ass. If you have a car you could run over him or at least scare him really bad. haha -- Posted by guzzetti on 9:05 pm on April 4, 2002 DID u kill him yet? -- Posted by topgun on 5:01 pm on April 5, 2002 start hitting and dont stop . hit the ribs under his arms and get behind him kick out his knees from behind and put him in a choke hold -- Posted by thadon41 on 5:08 pm on April 5, 2002 Did anyone hear me? ...KiiiiiiiiiiiLL HIM!!!!!! -- Posted by THErAPIST on 11:32 pm on April 5, 2002 just actnormal. ignore the fucker. if he ever trys anything tell him to grow the fuck up. just dont do anything. if he ever talks shit, dont talk it back just swing once as hard as you can. not like a round punch. punch as hard as you can straight for his nose. dont touch him till he like shoves you or something. then hit him as hard as you can in the nose. his eyes will water up. then walk away. chances are hell leave you alone cause he never thought youd touch him. just swing with everything you got. in the off chance he comes after you while your walking away kick him in the side of the knee. like turn around and give his knee a good one. hell fall. make sure you stop after every hit or he can get you in trouble. your just tryin to use self defense here. if he swings at you with his right hand dodge over to his left (your right) and hit the muscle right below the elbow with your right hand and hit his bicep.(the muscle right above his elbow) with your left hand. hit both the muscles right after the other. fore arm muscle first. hit him with your knuckles (your hand should be in a fist) right after you hit  his bicep take your fist and swing it so that you hit him in the jugular (on the same side of his body as the arm that you hit) with the outside of your fist. hit him with the side opposite from your thumb. right in the jugular. then bring your right hand back and hit him in the left cheek or in hit left eye. do this combo as fast as you possibly can. the nck and arm thing is a nerv attack. it will make him drop instantly if you do it right meaning that you wont even have to hit him in the eye or cheek. just make sure you slap him in the face a couple times while hes on the ground to make sure that he stays awake. im not talkin bitch slap him. im sayin like softly slap him to keep him awake. then casually leave. it was all self defense. you wont get in any trouble. he tried to hit you and you made sure he wouldnt try it again he gets in trouble. you get off scott free. ive done that. only fight ive ever been in at school.some new guy was tryin toi act like a bad ass for his new friends who thought they were bad asses. i didnt want any trouble so i just said chill man and kept walkin. he came up and shpoved me i got him in the nose and kept walkin. he ran up behind me so i turned around and kicked him with the laced part of my shoe pretty damn hard. he went down. keep in mind he was a stubbornn bastard. he had blood all over his face from his nose. he tried to punch me so i did the arm combo and i made sure i hit him in the eye while he was goin down just cause i let my anger get the best of me and i couldnt help but hit him one last time. i didnt get into any trouble because i didnt get into a "fight" i was using self defense. he got suspended for 5 days.   -- Posted by Molitolv Volkov on 12:33 am on April 6, 2002 Alright fuck all tha kick him in tha balls shit. that would only piss me off. How flexable are you? can you kick high and fast? use high when hes stunned. not when it starts take the initative do a sidestep and spin around once, dont make yourself look gay, and while you do that do a legsweep this ill make him unstable and you can get some good hits in then. Hit him in the solar plexus and if he leans forward elbow him in the back of tha neck. this hurts, badly. also i suggest you do this while on pain killaz. some PUSSY ASS MOTHER FUCKERS KICK IN THE GROIN. no offence to n e 1. Good luck man and when all else fails use something blunt.     http://www.bombshock.com