Things That Go ‘BOOM’ Issue Two
Things That Go ‘BOOM’ and Other Stuff That Rulez
Issue Two
Written by
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Cerberus
Count Zero
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Shroud of Deception
Gut Shoveler (Gutz)
616.775.2945
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4-06-94
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WARNING: Don’t try this at home. If you’re stupid enough to try any of this
shit, we’re not responsible. We aren’t gonna pay your hospital bills because
you blew
off your thumb. We’ll just laugh at you. WE AREN’T RESPONSIBLE FOR
ANY DAMAGES CAUSED
BY USE OF ANY OF THE MATERIAL PRESENTED IN THIS FILE.
This issue is
dedicated to fun with lighters and other people’s cars. Two of
the tricks, shower of
sparks from nowhere and what to do with a left over
lighter casing are taken from
Phrack issue #6. They have been modified
slightly. We would like to give credit to the
Leftist for writing the
original article in Phrack.
Shower
of sparks from nowhere:
This trick is done usually with an empty lighter. Disassemble
the top,
being careful not to loose the flint, and the spring, which are under the
striker wheel. Throw away everything else, unless there is still some fluid
in the lighter, which can be used for some of the other things in this file.
Save the
flint and spring.
Ok, now take the spring, and pull on the end a little,
and stretch the
spring out a little longer than the flint. Next, take the flint, and
kind
of wrap the end of the spring around it. It should look sort of like the
picture below. Next, the fun part. Take the spring, and hold it by the end
that doesn’t have flint on it, and heat the flint till it glows. Don’t
worry, the heat
won’t burn your fingers. Then, throw it flint first at
victim, pavement, or
whatever.
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\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ <- heat this end
/ \ / \
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spring flint
What to do with leftover lighter casing (Bic
or compatable):
Light one of the striker wheel supports, and lay it upside down in a
corner
and run like hell! This will blow pretty good. You can also take the
or use a
Chud varient), light the towel (or whatever), step back, and
shoot it with a BB gun.
Fun. Experiment, but don’t ever puncture the
lighter while you’re holding it, that
would be foolish.
How to get a big flame (with a Bic or compatable):
So, you want more flame than that little adjuster dohicky will give ya huh?
Well, just pry off the metal casing and turn that plastic thing as far as
you want. You
can get alot more flame that way. Don’t be a dumbass though.
After doing this to his
lighter, this moron I knew stuck the lighter right
up to his face to see how much
bigger the flame was and burned off one of
his eyelashes.
Things to do to a Zippo:
Okay, your friend got a really nice Zippo. What do you do?
Zippos are
really cool lighters because they are reusable. That also makes them
susceptable to sabatoge though. If just wanna piss him off, open up his
Zippo
(when he’s not looking of course) and wash all of the lighter fluid
out of it. Replace
the fluid with water. Then, have fun laughing at him
as he tries to dry it out.
Want to have a little fun with him? Replace the lighter fluid with gas.
Watch the expression on his face when he lights that baby.
The
Commie approach – In Vietnam, Commie spies would take out the insides
of a Zippo and
rig it up so that if you light them up, the C-4 inside would
blow up. Several people
got thier hands blown off this way. However,
unless you have some spare C-4 and a ride
outta town I wouldn’t recommend
this method.
Take apart the
Zippo again (and again when the owner isn’t looking). Take
out the sponge-like thing
that holds the lighter fluid. Cover it with super
glue. Then, put the fuel holder back
in the Zippo. In a little while, your
friend will be able to forget about ever
refilling that lighter.
Take a close look at the Zippo. Notice the
inclosed area where the wick is?
Okay, take some Chud (see BOOM #1) and put some in
there. Be careful
though, you still want this to light. Then when the owner doesn’t
notice
the white flammable substance and lights the lighter, his Zippo will start
on fire (well, more than normal.)
And finally, try using your
friend’s Zippo as bait one day while you’re
fishing.
Fun
Things to do to Someone Else’s Car:
So, there’s someone you don’t like. You wanna get
him bad right? Well,
ever consider his/her car? Here are some mischevious things to do
to a car:
1. Pop the tires. Pretty simple, take a big sharp object and cut a slit
right down the length of the tire.
2. Take out the battery. Physically remove
the battery from your friend’s
car. Then, watch his face as he lifts up the hood and
finds that his
battery is missing.
3. Wreck his paint job. Just make his
car look bad by wrecking his paint
job. You could take a key a scrap a line down the
length of the car.
Or, you could be creative and use acid. Probably one of strongest
and
cheapest acids is Hydrochloric acid. Hydrochloric acid is found in
Works toilet bowl cleaner.
4. Set a Works bomb inside the car. If your friend leaves
his car
unlocked, simply open the door and put a Works bomb inside (see above.)
If your friend locks his doors, break a window and unlock them. Then
put the
Works bomb inside.
5. Put sugar in his gas tank. The sugar expands and eats away at
the
insides of the car. Someone I kew had this done to his car and had to
pay $2000 to have the car fixed.
6. Put popcorn seeds in the gas tank. The gas will get
hot and the seeds
will pop. I can only theorize that this would cause a shitload of
damage. If you know anyone who has done this or had it done to them,
contact
me. I want to know exactly what this prank does.
7. Take the hubcap off and remove all
the bolts. Caution, this is
dangerous for both you and your enemy (especially if he
finds out you
did it!) But we’re not worried ’cause we won’t take responsibility for
use of anything in this file!
Further issues to come….