BUILD AN ATOMIC BOMB
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BUILD AN ATOMIC BOMB BY THE WIZARD
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YOU SAY YOU WANT DEATH? YOU SAY YOU WANT
DESTRUCTION? WELL, HERE IS THE
*ULTIMATE* IN DEATH AND DESTRUCTION.
THE FOLLOWING
PLANS REQUIRE THE HANDLING OF RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS, AND I ASSUME NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY HARM
DONE TO ANY PEOPLE OR CITIES AS A RESULT OF THE USE OF THIS INFORMATION!
BEFORE WE GO
INTO THE DETAILS OF BUILDING AN ATOMIC BOMB, LET’S EXPLORE THE HISTORY OF THE A-BOMB.
THE TIME: WORLD WAR II
THE PLACE: LOS ALAMOS
AMERICA’S TOP SCIENTISTS HAD BEEN
WORKING FOR MONTHS ON A NEW KIND OF BOMB. ONE OF THESE NEW BOMBS COULD BLOW UP A WHOLE CITY! HITLER
AND THE NAZI’S WERE ALSO WORKING ON THE A-BOMB, BUT WE GOT IT FIRST!
ONE MORNING, THE
SKY OVER THE ALAMOGORDO DESERT WAS LIT UP BY A TERRIFIC EXPLOSION! THE NUCLEAR AGE WAS BORN!
THE TIME: SUMMER, 1945
THE PLACE: JAPAN
THE ALLIES WERE WINNING THE BATTLE
FOR THE PACIFIC, BUT THE INVASION OF JAPAN
WOULD BE A LONG AND BLOODY AFFAIR!
PRESIDENT HARRY TRUMAN DECIDED TO DROP TWO ATOMIC BOMBS ON JAPAN, ONE ON HIROSHIMA, AND ONE ON
NAGASAKI.
NEEDLESS TO SAY THE JAPANESE SURRENDERED SOON AFTERWARD.
NOW, ON
WITH THE BOMB!
THE ATOMIC BOMB WE WILL BE CONSTRUCTING WILL HAVE A YIELD OF
APPROXIMATELY 2
KILOTONS. THAT’S ENOUGH TO WIPE OUT A GOOD SECTION OF A CITY!
MATERIALS:
– 20 KG WEAPONS GRADE PLUTONIUM
– TNT OR C4
– WIRE
–
BLASTING CAPS (20-30)
– A TIMING DEVICE OR RADIO CONTROLLED DETONATOR
– AND SOME SORT OF
CONTAINER TO HOLD ALL THE STUFF!
(CONFIGURATION MAY VARY)
CONSTRUCTION:
NOTE: SINCE YOU WILL BE WORKING WITH PLUTONIUM, I SUGGEST YOU WEAR ADEQUATE
PROTECTION FROM THE RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL! ONE MICROSCOPIC BIT OF THAT PLUTONIUM WILL CAUSE A
PAINFUL, AGONIZING DEATH!
STEP 1:
TAKE THE BALL OF PLUTONIUM AND PLACE IT
ON A SUPPORT SO YOU CAN GET AT IT FROM
ALL SIDES. NEXT, TAKE GOLF-BALL SIZED CHUNKS OF THE TNT
OR C4 AND PRESS THEM
ON TO THE BALL OF PLUTONUIM IN AN EVEN PATTERN ALL AROUND. PLACE A
BLASTING CAP IN EACH CHARGE.
STEP 2:
RUN THE WIRES FROM THE CHARGES TO THE
DETONATOR, MAKING SURE THAT THE CHARGES
STAY IN PLACE ON THE PLUTONIUM.
THE
DETONATOR CAN BE MADE FROM AN ORDINARY CLOCK AND A CAR BATTERY. SET THE DETONATOR UP SO THAT WHEN
THE CLOCK READS A CERTAIN TIME…KA-BOOOOOM!
IF YOU ARE USING A RADIO CONTROLLED
DETONATOR, MAKE SURE YOU USE A QUIET RADIO FREQUENCY, OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT HAVE THE BOMB GOING OFF IN
YOUR LAP!
STEP 3:
TAKE THE BOMB TO WHERE YOU WANT TO SET IT OFF, AND GET
THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
YOU WANT TO BE AT LEAST 5 MILES AWAY WHEN IT GOES OFF!
HOW
IT WORKS:
THE EXPLOSION OF THE TNT/C4 CHARGES CAUSES THE PLUTONIUM TO IMPLODE (SQUEEZE
TOGETHER), AND THUS ACHIEVE CRITICAL MASS, AND EXPLODE WITH AN UNCONTROLLED CHAIN REACTION!
Ohhhh dammmmmmmn, now the Iranians’ll make it after all!! You fool
Oh come on! You forgot the most crucial part, a beryllium/polonium which on high compression releases the neutrons necessary to fission the plutonium. With out this the bomb would never function except allot noise and a lot of toxic plutonium floating around which would probably be an effective way to do allot of people in and a horrible death for all in its wake, who the hell would wont to do that? Also composition 4 nor Trinitrotoluene(TNT)has the explosive capacity to achieve the plutonium’s critical mass and the explosive has to be triggered precisely around the core. Luckily weapons grade plutonium obtainable, not by stealing it from Los Alamos (Which is Where I live)by by creating it in a home made reactor made from thorium lantern mantles, clock hand radium, and smoke detector americium, in which the thorium absorbs neutrons from the americium while the radium knocks neutrons off the thorium and the the americium quickly decays into plutonium. have fun.