Misc

All random and crazy docs are put in here.



Fire breathing

There are two basic methods to fire breathing

MASTURBATION

A funny list of all the slang names for masterbation.

AXIOM OF A WARRIOR

In order to become a man of knowledge, one must be a warrior, not a whimpering child. One must strive without giving up, without complaint, without flinching.

How to have fun on a waterbed

How to setup and play games on a waterbed.. weird..

WWIII - a fantasy

An interesting theory in how world war 3 could begin.

Exploring Bill the Cat’s Brain

Gary Trudeau, author of the Doonesbury comic strip, did a series in the strip called “In Search of Reagan’s Brain” back in around 1980 when he was first campaigning for president. I thought a similar expose on Bill the Cat would be appropriate.

REALISTIC BLOOD

How to make realistic looking fake blood.

Fun with Aeresol Cans

Dangerous things to do with aeresol cans, very dangerous.

Censored Books

Responding to the Meese commission’s official approval of pressure-group censorship, Waldenbooks staged a promotion featuring 52 volumes that had been “challenged, burned or banned somewhere in the United States in the last 15 years.” The titles and the reasons for outrage against these books are so astounding that we decided to publish the complete list.

Two Heads Talking

David Byrne in conversation with Timothy Leary

Mentor’s Last Words

The following file is being reprinted in honor and sympathy for the many “phreaks and hackers that have been busted recently by the Secret Service.

HOW TO CHEAT ON SCANTRON TESTS

This Method of Cheating took a lot of time to “compose and was painstakingly Finished

Chinese Words

chinese english translations?

Chlorine gas

Chlorine gas is fairly easy to make, and the effects of it “are very deadly.

Gems, The untold story

Well, in the spirit of more advanced moneymaking topics, I am releasing this “file, which is geared more towards either the very experienced carder, or the “more advanced thief (for further information on either of these topics, please “refer to my previous files).

The Complete Guide to Beastiality and Necro-Beastiality

Since the beginning of time ,men have been plagued with cold-nosed women “who simply refused to put out.Well ,it was not long before man realized the “value of Rosey Palm and her five sisters.Men really liked ole Rose,but she “lacked that lubricating wetness that provided for mind blowing orgasms that “pussy could secrete.So those men got to thinking:A pussy is a pussy ,no “matter what the species.

THIS IS CLASS WARHISTORY

The first issue of Class war was produced in 1983 by a small group of peoplebased in Swansea. Their background was in the production of a local,populist,agitational paper called the Alarm, which achieved some notoriety by exposingthe corrution of local council leaders. The first issues of Class War were aimedat the large,punk ,anarchist and pacifist movement of the time,for instancefollowers of bands like Crass.

How to throw a REAL PARTY

OK, I just went to my last lame party ever. This is going to teach you all “how to throw a real party, so that I don’t have to waste my drinking money on “cab fares home instead of wandering around too drunk to throw out a complete, “intelligent sentence… that’s the way a party should end!

1001 ways to Torture a Cat

Many a time have I wanted to beat the shit out of that furry “little bastard that always seems to piss me off. Either by “taking a nice warm shit on my brand new carpet, or decided to use “me as a clawing device.

Climbing Tutorial

MAY RUMORS HAVE BEEN SAID THAT NINJA’S CAN FLY OR THEY CAN CLIMB FLAT, “VERTICAL WALLS, WITH NO SWEAT…

Conspiracy Nation

Recommended books. Unorganized at this point; not in any “particular order.

Big Myths about copyright explained

This was true in the past, but today almost all major “nations follow the Berne copyright convention.

CONSPIRACY How It Undermines Your Money

Hundreds of millions of American dollars in bogus bills areflooding the world market. And while counterfeiting is nothingnew, recent global counterfeiting strategies may undermine theintegrity of the dollar.In addition to small-scale counterfeiting, large counterfeitoperations are being sponsored by foreign governments and have agreater potential for weakening the U.S. dollar.

How to make a homemade still

DIAGRAM:
RUBBER ________________________ TUBING –! ! ! _____!______ _!_ \ / \
/ \ / RUBBER TUBING TO OUTSIDE>>>> PYREX ! ! \ /___________!______ _______
FLASK– ! ! \____/ _!_!_ / \ / \___/ / \ BUCKET W/WATER AND ICE / \ __(_______)__
& RUBBER TUBE COILED INSIDE ! ! ! _______ ! AND OUT THROUGH A HOLE [...]

THE STILL

In a phew philes on this system some “of the recipes need a still, well here “is how to make a still:

Suicide

Interesting facts about suicide and also reports on different ways people have gone about it.

Suicide Methods

The largest suicide manual available.

World’s Most Powerful Glue

Eastman Chemical Company some years ago synthesized a simple “chemical called Methyl-alpha-Cyanoacrylate. This colorless liquid belongs “to a class of organic chemicals called acrylate or acrylic monomers.

Car Tailer Aid

This project is not at all dangerous, and is designed only “to ease your effort if you are tailing someone in a car. Often if you are “staking someone out, you want to be able to find their car in a line of “traffic. This little device will help you tremendously.

Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption

This is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the “full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat. As in any field, there “are a number of methods to the practice, and you may wish to view this as a “set of suggestions rather than concrete rules.

Australian Army’s infantry camouflage and concealment procedure

Excellent camouflaging and concealing techniques

So, you thought it was the tar that caused cancer…

It is an attempt to point out some of the absurdities in the marijuana- “is-bad-for-you-like-cigarettes bullshit, as well as take a few cheap “(but well aimed) shots at the tobacco industry. “It is written from a pro-marijuana-relegalization perspective,

Cap Gun Conversion II

This file will explain yet another way to convert a cap gun into “a very loud cap gun

CBI General Information Text

As many of you know, CBI is a credit reporting agency, or credit “bureau. It keeps the credit history of millions of Americans on file. “Our friends at CBI have been kind enough to make this information available “to the public for a moderate annual fee.

Simple Cryptology

“Cryptography is the art and science of hiding data in plain sight. It is “also the art and science of stealing data hidden in plain sight.”

Concise Guide to Forgetting How Much You Suck

How many times have you said this to yourself? Things just suck, people “are stupid. You haven’t washed in a while and are probably better off dead.

The Best Way To Die

A story about the authors idea of “the best way to die”

Deproofing lighter

This is a real quickie: How to de-childproof lighters. Almost all lighters “available now in the country (or at least my state), are “child-proof”, “which is pretty stupid, cause the childproofing is a seperate little thing “you have to depress or slide around beforre striking, and little kids are “so good with their hands, I doubt the new system makes it that hard for kids “to light them

LISTS OF SUPPLIERS AND MORE INFORMATION

Most, if not all, of the information in this publication can be obtained “through a public or university library. There are also many publications that “are put out by people who want to make money by telling other people how to “make explosives at home. Adds for such appear frequently in paramilitary “magazines and newspapers

TREE PINNING: THE ART OF SILENT TREE SPIKING

If you’ve been stopping the freddies with your tree spiking for long enough, “they’re gonna be getting pissed of. They’re slow learners, but when they “start to loose money, they’ll be more careful. You can be sure that after “about a week of spiking, they’ll be looking for us eco-freaks. But we can’t “give them a rest, ’cause as soon as we stop spiking, they start milling. “Here’s one way to get around this problem.

THE BEGGINNERS GUIDE TO TREE SPIKING

This file is intended for all you anarchists out there who, like me, “wish there was something you could do to help our dying woodlands and our “earth. This is the first of what will (hopefully) be a long line of “Ecodefense files. All techniques described in the files of this series have “been tested and are proven to work if done properly.

Anarchist’s Ordering Catalog

No good anarchist should be without a good ordering catalog, So, I hunted “around and came up with some good ads, that you should look into. some of “them offer catalogs, that you can get more ““things from, so until then….