HOW TO CHEAT ON SCANTRON TESTS
HOW TO CHEAT ON SCANTRON TESTS
This Method of Cheating took a lot of time to
compose and was painstakingly Finished on 5/10/94. The
author of this file will remain
anonymous and is not a
member of a group or any group affiliates. I also do not
wish
to become a part of any group because groups are a
utter waste of my time and energy. I
publish and release
what I want and thats that. None of that group crap for me.
This
method is FOOL PROOF. I have used it many times
and it has worked wonders for me. I have
gotten past 3
achievement tests, the SAT, and 3 AP tests with this
wonderful godsend.
The first thing to do is to hide a piece
of tracing paper in your calculator. Most
standardized tests
allow calculators and this shouldn’t prove a problem. Then
when
you grid your REGISTRATION # in, put the tracing paper
between your pencil and the paper and
shade it in DARKLY.
This way, the graphite of the pencil will be filtered and
the OGR
(Optical Graphite Recongnition) will be somewhat
faulty.
Next, the machines that score
your tests aren’t that
highly sophisticated. ETS wants you to think that but it
really isn’t the truth. ETS are a highly corrupt
institution. A court case took place a few
years ago in
which ETS accepted a bribe from a very rich man who will
rename nameless.
ETS allegedly configured their scoring
machines to not count errors towards the final score.
This
can be easily done because only ONE QUARTER of the incorrect
responses are
substracted from the number correct. The
officials can easily make this to 1/0, and in
layman’s
terms, Fry the system.
So where do you come in? Well you can fool the system
into thinking it is taking off 1/0 per question answered
incorrectly. In order to do
this you must shade in your
answers DARKLY on the left. That is because the scanner
reads from Left to Right and the OptaVisor (the company who
ETS employs) sensor will simply
go out of comission upon
this task.
Then on the left hand side make smear marks of the
pencil by shaving off the graphite in a fine powder and
smearing it across the left
size. This will control the
actual computer which tabulates your score.
The final thing
to do is where it says “For ETS only
shade in the SECOND circle. This will override the
scoring
procedure used by the machine and you will be given a
perfect score.
This method may have a few bugs in it and you can send
me responses, critiques, suggestions,
etc.. to
TIM [dot] JONES [at] VGIS [dot] COM
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS I got 100% on my SATs!