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— Posted by Sicopath on 5:51 pm on Jan. 24, 2002

I was at an event recently (I won’t tell you which one) and they were selling a ceramic bong shaped like a big penis. The bowl was on the scrotum and you suck on the tip…. Anyone seen/made anything similarly fun?

— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 2:38 am on Jan. 25, 2002


— Posted by moorey on 5:31 am on Jan. 25, 2002

lol.:) ive come across similar stuff… mainly only available at festivals and stuff though… and u need to be able to get to one:(  but time will allow that for sure;)

— Posted by Sicopath on 4:07 am on Jan. 28, 2002

Come to think of it, that penis-bong would be perfect for TWO things….. Yuck.

— Posted by death the horned god on 9:05 am on Jan. 31, 2002

one time i took a trip to cancun and we went to a mall. in the mall there wassome sort of gift shop that sold pipes, a lt of them were shaped like penises, some of them were sculptres of little dudes with giant wieners, funny stuff, i guess.

— Posted by Sarah on 9:31 pm on Feb. 7, 2002

I have one. I got it at Discontent. I don’t know if they have them all over or if it’s just a local store, but that’s where I got mine.

— Posted by ranmille on 1:21 am on Mar. 19, 2002

This is weird, but I’ve found that the weirdest things always happen to me when I’m getting stoned…I’m smoking out of a penis bowl right now!  It’s only about as long as my middle finger (musta been a little guy) and it’s gray.  The bowl is in the scrotum, as was pointed out earlier, and you suck off the head.  This is a really nice bowl for a girl to carry because no guys I know will hit off it, which means more fun for me and my girls!!!  

— Posted by twiztidkin on 9:14 pm on Mar. 20, 2002

hmmm…….. the bong i have now is made from those gaterade bottles with the lock on the top.

any body ever make a hooka out of one of those water cooler juggs?

— Posted by twiztidkin on 9:18 pm on Mar. 20, 2002

sicopath im me some time

imean: to the naked eye this boy has not been healed

— Posted by David carr on 3:22 am on Mar. 21, 2002

u can buy bongs like that from www.ganga.co.uk

— Posted by Strobe on 5:03 pm on Mar. 21, 2002

i made a 4 person bong outta one of those 6 gallon office water bottle thingies…. it was tight as fuck! the bowl held about an once and a half… it got confiscated when my friends house got busted though 🙁

— Posted by Roland49686 on 6:15 pm on Mar. 21, 2002

Hollow out friut and attach a bowl and ect. and u got a hefty lil bong. Adds a great taste depending on the friut.

— Posted by ghettopimp70 on 1:24 am on Mar. 25, 2002

Ive seen a bong thats shaped like a gun and you put your mouth over the barrel and the bowl is on the hammer

— Posted by Zombalaya on 7:46 am on Mar. 28, 2002

I have an excellent homemade bong that someone made me this past december.  This is what you need, or what was used in the creation of this masterpiece:
1) Two prescription bottles of equal size, caps included.
2) The metal end of a guitar cable, the part that covers everything else at the tip of the cable.  Just slice the whole metal part off and then slide this perfect pipe off from the rest of the contraption.
3) For the bowl (and this fits PERFECTLY inside the guitar thingy pipe), use the METAL end of a bic pen…they screw right off the end of the pens, last forever too.
4) Electrical or duct tape.

1) Take the cap off of one of the pill bottles, set aside.  Cut the bottoms off of the bottles…as little as possible.  Take one bottle, turn it upside, cap intact.  Take the other cut bottle and place it into the open end of the other bottle.  Slap some duct tape around the whole thing, making it airtight.  Of course, leave one end open (the top, duh).
2) Jab a knife into the side of this contraption wherever you want your pipe to go in.  Tilt the pipe upwards so your damn weed doesn’t fall out onto the floor.  If you want you can take some hardware-store or walmart bought silicone and seal around the pipe and the bottles.  Place your perfectly sized bowl (this bowl will accomodate a pinky-tip sized bud…a little more if packed tightly) into the pipe, fill the bong with water (the capped end of the bong is flat, water-tight, etc.), fill the bowl with your stash, fire it up.  It only takes about 5 minutes to make this bad boy.  You won’t even need a carb either.  Have a unwound paper-clip or similarly-sized jabber to unclog the bowl if you packed it too tightly and need an airway to get it to pull.

So far this thing has lasted 3 months, is easy to clean (just unscrew the bottom cap and scrape/boil the thing) and is better than my Gator-bong I had once (gatorade), which was really a p.o.s.

If anyone makes one of these tell me how you like it.

— Posted by bigboom on 3:42 pm on Mar. 29, 2002

ive got a bong made from a ceramic pig shaped piggiebank the stem for the bowl comes out the ass there are 2 tubes out its nostriels (spelling) to inhale  and the coin slot is the carb the little rubber cork on bottum i seelled with sillicone

— Posted by letsblowsomethingup on 11:25 pm on Mar. 29, 2002

once i put some 151 rum in my girlfrend’s snatch, inserted 2 tubes (one with a bowl, one plain) lit up and SMOKED THA MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

— Posted by Roland49686 on 7:57 am on Mar. 30, 2002

Load of shit.
About the pussy and the guy ranting about dog shit. That mofo is being banned.

— Posted by AcId TrIp on 4:04 am on Mar. 31, 2002

I made this bong out of a fire extinguisher… (however u spell it). I made it and it had a bowl sticking out the side and u sucked on the hose while squiezing the knob…..
but just make sure u clean the shit b4 u use it cuz that shit is NASTY…

well i dubed my creation
Fireman Phred

— Posted by Mr Mushrooms on 5:48 am on Mar. 31, 2002

Quote: from letsblowsomethingup on 11:25 pm on Mar. 29, 2002
once i put some 151 rum in my girlfrend’s snatch, inserted 2 tubes (one with a bowl, one plain) lit up and SMOKED THA MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

You liar! Can you imagine them lying there together, ‘iwanttoblowsomeethingup’ turns to his girl and says;
“I’d really like to try something different!”
She asks him what’s on his mind.
“I want to smoke a bong out of your cunny.”
She smiles and says;
“I’ll get the rum and tubes.”

What sort of relationship was this??????
I’m actually laughing out loud!

— Posted by Sicopath on 2:10 am on April 1, 2002

What a dumbshit, THC is soluble in alcohol!
On top of telling everyone about his “cunt” bong he seems very fucking stupid.

— Posted by kingpin on 2:37 am on April 1, 2002

where im from (frankston) in australia there are three bong shops with in 2 mins of each other and they’ve all got cool bongs i saw this one, its a guy sittin on the toilet and the bowl is the toilet you take it in from his head and you pack it at the end of his cock.
they’ve also got heaps of those old bongs they used to use in china with the long tubes and multiple bongs and kenny and cartman from southpark bongs. and heaps of others.

(Edited by kingpin at 2:38 am on April 1, 2002)

— Posted by ghettopimp70 on 3:35 am on April 1, 2002

I saw a bong that was attached to a gas mask so you were it and the mouth had a long tube that went about a foot out with the bowl at the end

— Posted by cHaOs oNe on 5:20 am on April 1, 2002

A few times when I have been to a friends house we have made bucket bongs.  People have probably use a few different variations in the past, but here is what we do.
1. get a two litre plastic bottle of coke & cut the bottom off.
2. poke a hole in the lid of the bottle and jam the cone into it, making sure it is air tight.
3. fill the laundry sink up with water.
4. Submerge the bottle into the water.
5. pack the cone and crew on the lid of the bottle.
6. Spark the shit up, and slowly pull the bottle up, make sure you don’t bring the bottom of the bottle above water level.
7. The cone is now pulled so all you have to do is take the lid off and inhale the smoke.

try this shit out some time when you are having a chop with a bunch of friends.


— Posted by ActivePsycho on 9:51 am on April 1, 2002

I’d say the coolest bong I ever toked up in was a hot ass chick where you put your bud in he head, used her tit as a shotgun, and sucked in through her cunt! It was great! My freind also has a sweet ass ceramic Scooby Doo water bong with a hose on it and everything! The Scooby Doo bong will make laugh your ass off when you get baked off of it.

— Posted by ActivePsycho on 10:23 am on April 1, 2002

Oh ya if your cheap like me here is a easy way to make your vaporizer pipe!
Materials needed: 1 clear lightbulb, drill with drill bits, strong clear tape, 1 (preferably) clear pen, 1 hot glue gun with glue sticks.
1) Alright lets begin! Take your clear light bulb and wrap it in your clear tape, this prevents it from breaking while you work on it.
2) Now orking with the lightbulb may be hard, but it is possible, so take a nice big drill bit (This bit wil be the one you use to put the hole in the top so pick a pretty big one) and start drilling through the top, be careful the light bulb can break easily. Now remove the filiment and all that other crap. I managed to pull off the whole metal thing except I forgot how I did it.
3) Now this is the hardest part, pick out a small drill bit (this will be the one that you suck through but must small enough for the pen to go around it) and put on a thick glove, hold the lightbulb in your hand and start drilling on the side of the lightbulb. I broke a lightbulb doing his and it does take a while but it is possible.
4) Once you have the hole take your pen and rip out all the insides, then put hot glue around the hole you drilled and put the pen tube over it. Make sure no glue is cloging the hole, then put a bunch more glue around the pen to make sure it stays because glue doesn’t stick very well to glass, but hotglue is non-toxic so use it on any bongs or pipes you make.
5) Once the glue has dried now all you need is a cork to put in the top. Find the right size cork (or something similar) and gently put it in the top.
6) Thats it! take the cork out and drop your bud in there and use it.

Heres how to use it:
Pull out the cork and drop your bud in, next turn the flame on your lighter down real low, Put the cork back in, cover the end of the pen with your finger, light your lighter underneath the bud, Wait a few seconds and you will start to see it steam now shake it a little and pull the lighter away before it starts to burn, put your mouth on the end, take out the cork and suck in slowly letting all the warm vapor go into your lungs, Hold it for as long as you can, then breath out, nothing should come out which basically means you didn’t waste any bud! Vaporizing saves you 35% more than smoking out of a bowl! Which means your 35% more stoned! By the way be very gntle with your vaporizer because they break real easy, and when you wash it out, make sure its cooled off because the cold water will crack your glass (I did this and I wanted to cry) use warm water and be very gentle. If you make this and use it right you will love it and never regret taking the time to make it!        

— Posted by letsblowsomethingup on 4:53 pm on April 1, 2002

first of all, it seem i have been getting some “posts” about my pussy bong idea. the following should explain a lot.  first of all, my girlfriend suggested 151  thinking it would get you higher. she is apparently a dumbshit when it come to weed, like me. second, i dont constntly smoke weed and do drugs. and third, roland, if you think im an idiot, check out what dis guy says.                    

I’d say the coolest bong I ever toked up in was a hot ass chick where you put your bud in he head, used her tit as a shotgun, and sucked in through her cunt! It was great!  

this was posted by “activepsycho”

mr. mushrooms, this is a fucked up relationship.

— Posted by ActivePsycho on 5:08 pm on April 1, 2002

You Idiot! that was a bong made out of ceramic! Not a real girl! Are you fuckin retarted? God Damn!

— Posted by aSs BacKWuRds on 6:28 pm on April 1, 2002

I makin 1 out of bamboo

And i have a matching pipe

— Posted by aSs BacKWuRds on 6:28 pm on April 1, 2002

I makin 1 out of bamboo

And i have a matching pipe

they are simple as shit to make and awesome to use

— Posted by Jimmy Long on 8:23 pm on April 1, 2002

ive made them out of gel bottles, 2 liters, 20oz, 3′ PVC pipe. pens, apples, oranges, calculators, cameras, and even once out of a barbie. once u know da basics of bongs, u can make them out of ANYTHING. lol.

— Posted by Roland49686 on 8:33 pm on April 1, 2002

heh hehe hehehehehehehehhhh

oh shyyyt…I’m soo fucked up! AHhhsh yout mom!
I made a bong out of this one thing… a uh. thing. Anyways it was ooosso cool hhehehhhhhhe. Oh i remember! A Tic tac case. It wuz so kick ass! And I smoked it in science class! And ii was like…. Yo homie fuckerrrrrr to my teecher and he’s all like.. “Fuck you” and hit and I’m dn hahahaha fuck am. Hit this shit man. I’m all like..fuck amnan. hhhhahha

— Posted by sparks on 9:27 pm on April 1, 2002

my friends brother made one out of a gas mask and a pastic plumbing pipe with a bowl atached. i was halarious. funny shit

— Posted by kingpin on 9:36 pm on April 1, 2002

roland you are so maggoted its not funny.
once this chick i knew made one out of a m & m’s mini container ( those little cylinder things) and just used a bit of hose and foil to make the pipe and away she went, she was smokin it in art class and it was funny as fuck.

— Posted by Roland49686 on 4:01 pm on April 2, 2002

Sorry about that. I was a bit blasted.

— Posted by kingpin on 10:55 am on April 3, 2002

i once saw in a movie they made a bong out of this huge ass fucking barrel and it was pretty funny.
but that isnt really relevent is it.
also i saw in another movie a guy smoking weed through a fish tank.
thats not relevent either.

— Posted by knotty on 3:53 am on April 5, 2002

i can make a bong out of an apple 😉 it tastes great! ! ! if your curious of how to make one hit me up n ill let ya kno

— Posted by AcidTrooper on 10:02 pm on April 5, 2002

you guys seen those like seven footers? when you need like another person to light it for you?

— Posted by AnarchistChaos666 on 10:10 pm on April 5, 2002

Acidtrooper    I smoked outta 11 foot bong  we had it on the ground outside by my window   a couple of us went inside  and a couple outside  and it was sik! i was fuckin baked!!!! but i was sooooooo outta breath!!

— Posted by AnarchistChaos666 on 10:14 pm on April 5, 2002

We worked it really fuckin sweet     the people outside loaded it and lit it   while  one of us inside had our head out the window  and baked it like that     it was fuckin stress full to get it up the bong   but once it hit me   it fuckin knocked me over!!!  

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