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Great place to keep yer stash

— Posted by TheAnarchist on 11:57 am on April 1, 2002

Well if your going to walk around with marijuana then open up yer zipper of yer pants theres a peice of cloth cut a slit in there and keep joints in there…im not sure on this but police officers are’nt aloud to go and unzip yer pants and see if you have anything under there.  This is usualy used for going to school

— Posted by ActivePsycho on 12:59 pm on April 1, 2002

Another great place is cut out a section in a bible, and put it in there! Who the hell is gonna expect a kid walkin around school with a fuckin Bible to be a stoner? Ha! I laugh thinkin about it! And Bibles are nice and big!

— Posted by Roland49686 on 1:05 pm on April 1, 2002

lol… some kid w/ a bible is walking around.. He drops it and joints go everywhere… lol

— Posted by AcidTrooper on 1:39 pm on April 1, 2002

no, you need to get a bible with a LEATHER STRAP MAN

— Posted by ghettopimp70 on 3:44 pm on April 1, 2002

About a year ago i got pulled over and my friend had stolen shit on him so we were both getting searched and i tried that same thing but it wasnt a bible it was an old text book in my backpack. I had an eighth in there and they werent gonna open in but the cop was holding sit by the spine and the shit fell out

— Posted by PeoplesMindlessGames on 8:46 pm on April 1, 2002

are you all stupid?

The trademark for carrying drugs around is having a doggie bone on your bookbag, its like, a law….

In the city i live in if you smoke weed or do drugs at all you have one on your bookbag.

The catch : at school or raves drug dogs usually start finding places, and if they sniff your bookbag you say its because you have a dog bone, not cuz your on drugs.

That easy, never fails.

— Posted by bigboom on 11:57 pm on April 1, 2002

replace the bone with a steak only good for short times couse it roughts but at the end of the party you got supper

— Posted by TheAnarchist on 8:50 am on April 2, 2002

Well whats the point of that whole bone thing if police dogs don’t walk around your halls everday…maybe in a city but not like small town er someting

— Posted by soul burn on 12:24 pm on April 3, 2002

dude in your sock under the arch of your foot. when poes frisk you there not allowed to go into your shoe without probable cause.(pipe in pocket) if you arent carying parephenilia just put your stash in your shoe. they need a strip search warrent to look there. they will however feel your ankles around your socks but they cant go into the shoe. this method requires you to be standing on your shit and that can be uncomfterble.

— Posted by forge on 12:20 am on April 4, 2002

the best stash case i can think of is the one i have. its a broken old mobile phone that i pulled the guts out of. whatever it is your choosing to hide gos in an out through the battery case. its saved me from a day in court many a time, let me tell you…

— Posted by bigboom on 12:48 am on April 4, 2002

i got one of those but one day when i had it luckily empty,a cop ask me to turn it on and ofcourse nothing happened so i just said the batery was dead but he opened it and saw no batery anywho thats not illeagil so it wasn’t a prob. but, now just incase i ghetto rigged lights into it so when power is pushed they come on

— Posted by TheAnarchist on 1:49 pm on April 4, 2002

soul burn,  Ive been searched at school so i had to empty my shoe..ofcourse there was nothing there but after that whole Bomb in the shoe at the airport.. the shoe idea isn’t gona work

— Posted by forge on 11:40 pm on April 4, 2002

as a rule schools cant search you, even look in your pockets, without a police presence. unless you agree. so sometimes the best thing to do is say no if they ask you to empty your pockets. unless they know you have something to call the cops over.

— Posted by knotty on 2:55 am on April 5, 2002

the best hiding spot is inside you own home 😉 doesnt get any safer than that.

— Posted by TheAnarchist on 9:50 am on April 5, 2002

most schools have signs at the top of the door saying that if you enter this building any searches are legal or whatever..so if your school has any sign like that they are allowed to search

— Posted by Radiant on 11:27 am on April 5, 2002

Here in sweden body searching is illegal in ALL schools BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

— Posted by knightmedia on 12:50 am on April 6, 2002

The best place for a guy to hide his stash if he must carry it with him (remember, if you don’t carry it, you won’t get caught with it) is the same place they put the transmitter if you wear a wire:

under your balls

wrap your baggy tight and put it into a draw-string pouch. Tie the pouch to a fishing line and tie the fishing line to your two front belt loops. Put the pouch in your hands and adjust accordingly. To retrieve, yank on the fishing line (both sides).

I’ve also seen some ingenious dealers make their own inside-zipper belts, and the drugs are stashed inside.


— Posted by FaTaL on 9:12 am on April 6, 2002

(sorry, i know this post is old).. Alright, a great place to hide your stuff is in a vent in your basement (if you have a basement). Thats where im hiding 3 bags each filled with an 1/8 of pure KB (mmmm) right now. But make SURE that that vent doesnt lead throughout the house and that you put something to block warm air from hitting that bags or else it MIGHT stink, but most likely wont. just to be safe, you dont want to have your own parents kick the shit out of you, right? well, its really simple to put it in the vent (This is for if your a fucking moron) you unscrew both screws holding the metal gate up, you slip a box or something in the vent to prevent warm air, or most of it anyway from hitting it, put it in and then screw back on the gate… You cant even see it!!! Peace out guys…

— Posted by spootyguy on 11:25 am on April 6, 2002

Apologies for dragging this post up again, but:

For when you are moving around: wear a really old beat-up pair of shoes with thick soles… separate the soles from the shoe bit (thats why they have to be beat up), and carve an eigth sized hole in the sole (thats why they gotta be thick) and then try and get hold of some loose press-studs from a fabric shop or something.
Staple or rivet the press studs to the flappy bit on the sole so you can press it back and itll stay together until you pull it sharply. You might have to carve it up a bit so it doesnt feel too lumpy when you walk, but this is a good way of doing it if you can make it not that obvious that they are modified.

At Home: Sometimes the really obvious places are the best… Of course, stay away from under the bed (save that for porn stashes…), but make it somewhere that anyone could go to if they knew exactly where it was, but would take a while to look for and could easily be missed, like in the bass port on the back of your speaker or in the light-switch. Imagine: your parents press the light switch 10-15 times a day and their hand is maybe 2 inches away from your stash without them even suspecting 🙂

— Posted by Pyr0Maniac on 11:35 pm on April 6, 2002

my hidin spot is, the same exact thing at spooty guys

— Posted by Sicopath on 10:38 am on April 7, 2002

put it in a camera, say you can’t open it or the film will expose.

— Posted by qube on 11:06 am on April 7, 2002

LMAO, that would work Sico :biggrin:
I saw on a TV documentry that some people put hashish in a condom, knot it and swallow it…..then collect it in a few days. The only problem is sometimes the condom can rip or whatever and you can die of an OD, doh 😎 That idea is more of a way to get through customs.
You could just get a tophat and hide it all under that…..:biggrin::cool:

— Posted by ActivePsycho on 8:02 pm on April 8, 2002

Or if your a sick fucker or desperate enough you could shove it up your ass (Ouch!) But there is a chance they could do a cavity search and reach up there with their whole fuckin hand,which they probally enjoy, which I can correctly assume would fuckin kill. Oh ya, my freind has a dog that used to search for drugs so we test ways to trick it. If you stare into its eyes with a evil look it can’t concentrate but it might bark, and you can tell them your really allergic to dogs and when he gets close to your shit let out a huge ass sneeze sending snot and shit everywhere, this totally scares away the dog and throws him way off. But dont make any of that shit to suspicious because the pig might notice it. We are still trying to find ways to throw off the police dogs, and unreasonable search and seizure goes against your 4th amendment, so if you no that they have a weak reason to search you, you do have the power to refuse it, those dumbasses they shouldn’t have taught me Civics!

— Posted by forge on 11:44 pm on April 8, 2002

i gotta say, even though im sticking with my mobile, the camera is a DAMN good idea. a shitload cheaper too.

— Posted by Hendrix on 12:46 am on April 9, 2002

Ok where i keep my shit i have wood floors  so i cut out a peace of the floor and i can fit a 3Ft bong and about 4lbs  in there an cover it back up… Another place is the walls… and if u gunna carry shit  stright up Nut it if u a dude  peace out

— Posted by Hoot on 5:22 pm on April 9, 2002

Some ceilings actually push up  so you can put your shit up there. Also this is good because its kinda hard for a drug dog to smell the ceiling.

— Posted by Ronith on 6:50 pm on April 9, 2002

Usually I dont stash my shit away, but sometimes when that unexpected relative shows up I need a quick place to stash away whatever was being ingested. Usually I keep an air tight baggie or two with some grains of rice in them. The rice asorbs any moisture that might otherwise be asorbed by the substance. Usually I just stick this bag some place private. As for the larger devices (paraphenilia), it is generally a good idea to keep these as out of sight as possible ( it’s always bad when a surprise visitor shows up on your doorstep and plainly sees the water bong lying on the dining room table). Personally I suggest keeping them in your closet, or maybe in a storage box.
If you still live with your parents I suggest keeping a personaly chest in your room with a lock on it. Just tell your parents that it holds precious childhood memories and personal journals. Just don’t let them catch you opening it. Just play it cool when your folks are in the home.

— Posted by qmakowski on 7:12 pm on April 9, 2002

up yur ass. best place hands down.;)  well actually if you ware Whitty-tighty’s like me there is a little pocket in the front. works good sept for the ball sweat.
“why do my nuts itch?”

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