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How to pass a drug test

— Posted by UnStAbLe on 12:54 am on Mar. 1, 2002

Sorry that im posting a question that has already been asked and what I got from it was drink a cap of bleach
mixed with water, which I don’t mind doing but I wouldnt mind knowing any other ways if there are any.  

I just now got a job at wal-greens, I dont know if they give a piss or hair test though… the only drugs ive really done in the past 6months is weed.  So anything you can post on how to pass would be greatly appreciated.

— Posted by redfish on 4:08 pm on Mar. 1, 2002

um if you drink bleech your gonna get sick. doesn’t any one read labels

— Posted by unabonger420 on 6:52 pm on Mar. 4, 2002

actuallt if u drink bleach u wont  get sick depending on how muvh you drink . and the bleach with water thing does work but you have to let the bleach settle in the water or when ur almost done drinking it u will drink all the bleach  last

— Posted by jjustinm25 on 10:13 am on Mar. 5, 2002

If you take a couple of Niacin pills and drink 1-2 gallons of water you can’t go wrong!  It’s sold over the counter at most pharmacies.  It’s a dietary supplement that burns the coc or thc off your fat cells.  Wait three hours after taking pills and you’ll be clean for a couple of hours!

— Posted by UnStAbLe on 11:10 am on Mar. 5, 2002

Ill try that jjust.. Seems like alot easier than drinking bleach.

— Posted by drybilgeltd on 12:06 pm on Mar. 5, 2002

I’ve been told that the stuff from weed will clear your body in about a month.  But if you are going to take a piss test, some dilution may help. If you drink large quanities of water for several days before takeing the piss test it can not hurt. Many years ago I was in the hospital with kidney stones, those fuckers hurt real bad. The nurse told me to drink a lot of water to try to wash the stones out. I asked what the recommend quanity was. The nurse told me ” as much as you can “. On the hour and half hour I would get up and refill the water pitcher on the stand next to me. On the quarter after and quarter to the hour I would have to get up and piss.  I was doing my best to meet her instructions and could have drank more, but got tired getting up every 15 minutes. Most of the time I’m getting chewed out for not doing enough to make someone happy. After a day and a half, the nurse chews me out for drinking too much. I had asked how much was recommended,  there are some people that just can not be pleased. Any way back to the original question, one the day you got to take the test, if you know about it in advance, if your a guy – I do not know how you would do this if your a lady – 1st  piss out every drop you have and then using a rubber squeeze bulb and a small diameter plastic tube ( inserted into the end of your manhood ) fill up your bladder with salt water solution and something to color it a little orange-yellow that looks like piss. For your safety use steril equipment, distilled water etc. You do not want to give yourself a urinary infection. There are enough overly friendly women around that are willing to give it to you. If you manage to pass the test, do not do drugs anymore. The only people your impressing are dumb shits doing drugs.

— Posted by hottice00 on 4:34 pm on Mar. 5, 2002

i just wanted to say that that is the coolest thing!  I can beleive u know that!  that is pretty damn smart!  Wow, it sounds like it would hurt, and it sounds like the infection part is right, and i’m guessin if u used food coloring u piss would b kinda weird for a few days…. but i do got one question…   My friend took a piss test the other day, and he used sumody elses piss.  But they tested for his perscriptions jus o make sure it was his, and he got busted.  This was a test his mom gave him, he is 15.  A salt water solution may not work?  Have you ever tried it urself?  Other than hat man it sounds genius!  

— Posted by drybilgeltd on 12:19 pm on Mar. 6, 2002

I have not tried it myself because I never need to unless they come out with a law against candy bars, double bacon cheeseburgers, Diet Pepsi etc.  However, I spent over 10 years in the military which conducts random piss tests (  5 days a week ). You never know when you will be tested. There is an official observer watching you piss in the bottle and then you give the bottle to the observer or the person filling out all the forms while  the observer is watching to make shure you do not switch it with someone elses or put something in it. The salt water solution is to have something to piss out to fill the bottle and dilute what urin will be collecting from your kidneys.  As for injecting it up into your bladder, it should not be a problem because when I had kidney stones, the doctor ran a rotoroter all the way into my kidney.

— Posted by Skankman on 1:16 am on Mar. 12, 2002

Dude if all you’ve done is weed your in the clear. If they’re going to piss test you; you better start drinking cranberry juice (like nonstop if you smoked the day before the test). Cran juice cleans out your urinary tack and will erase any sign of weed. As for the hair, don’t know dude, Shave your head and anywhere else. If any questions arise about the test being positive (if you are) ask to retake it next week (better lay off the drugs till then). Tell them you get severe headaches and you have to take aspirin alot. I was told that if you take aspirin the same day as the drug test you’ll test positive for weed. Kinda like how if you eat poppy seeds you’ll test positive for opiates.

— Posted by tee hee on 9:18 pm on April 3, 2002

Like a year ago i ordered this catalog with mostly rock oriented misc. stuff and along w/a bunch of other cool shit. Anyways in the back featured products claiming to defeat drug test. They looked authentic. Only problem is I forget the magazine. Dohhhhh!!:biggrin:

— Posted by Badassmf on 11:08 pm on April 3, 2002

allright thc is fat soluble this means that drinking fucking cranberry juice dont work go to http://www.netcheats.com for info on how to beat the piss test as for the hair test bleach the hair on your head(the night before the test) and shave everywhere else for the hair test

— Posted by knotty on 3:09 am on April 5, 2002

ok look the whole bleach n water thing they’ve caught on to that and look for it & also test for suregel.i took some niacin and that shit made me sick as fuck.the most recent new method ive heard of was crumblin up like 2 match heads n let it dissolve in your piss.the sulphur will clear your piss right up n you’ll pass the test 😉 but if you really wanna be safe jus start drinkin water out the ass.

— Posted by knotty on 3:13 am on April 5, 2002

shit i forgot about the hair test all you gotta do is goto http://www.yahooka.com and order some shampoo that cleans your tracks.its about 60-70bucks but its double your money back

— Posted by guzzetti on 7:09 pm on April 5, 2002

I no………DONT DO Drugs and u wont get caught.Dumbass

— Posted by keeko on 6:59 am on April 7, 2002

yeah..just drink a lot of water….there are pills u can buy from your local GNC store…..or any other nutrition store…..and as for the hair test…i heard those things cost mad bills and it really wouldnt be worth it for a regular old grocery store to hair test u….its really expensive

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