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— Posted by Zero Dark on 11:57 pm on Mar. 1, 2002

Their is this asshole thats getting in my face at my school, normaly I’d kick the crap out of him but he’s a lot biger than me, so I need to think of somthing else any ideas?

— Posted by deathbringer511 on 12:06 am on Mar. 2, 2002

read the explosive archives and learn to make a pen bomb. give it to him to use.

— Posted by smokeuman on 2:38 am on Mar. 2, 2002

If u really wanna screw this guy over, just make ur own small explosive using compressed black powder in a nice metal container (a make-shift hand grenade) and shove it down the assholes pants, once he’s out of the emergency ward u should have accumulated enough cash to fly to mexico.

— Posted by Just0nePepsi on 8:08 am on Mar. 2, 2002

smokeuman shut up you don’t even know how to make a “simpleton bomb” so shut your fucking mouth

— Posted by pyronigga on 11:49 am on Mar. 2, 2002

y dont u just make bomb..sneak it in his backpack and watch his ass blow up

— Posted by Mr Mushrooms on 2:08 pm on Mar. 2, 2002

Putting bombs in peoples backpacks is just gonna make it worse, the first way to deal with any form of harrasment is not to let yourself be the victim and to show you aint scared and stand up to them, sounds pathetic I know but if your putting bombs in his lunchbox and shit that makes you as pathetic as him.

— Posted by Zero Dark on 12:54 am on Mar. 3, 2002

you got a point mushrooms but you don’t know this prick like I do he’s the bigest asshole that you’ll ever meet

— Posted by Mr Mushrooms on 2:25 am on Mar. 3, 2002

Fair play mate. if he’s that much of a prick u can probably get a few more people on your side to help you as everyone loves humiliating a bad teacher.

— Posted by largeidaccam on 3:33 am on Mar. 3, 2002

yeah i agree with that also do that outside of skool so you dont get ripped off ne teachers

— Posted by Hergor on 6:11 am on Mar. 3, 2002

hey Zero Dark damnit, it’s not a matter of physical size!

what about a stun gun?

damnit, this wouldn’t even be worth starting a new topic…


— Posted by Darkie on 10:55 am on Mar. 3, 2002

Make him look really bad by walking up to him, yelling something to get his attention, then punching him in the face/chest. But what u and no one else will know is that there is a big old stun gun in ur hand. It’ll make u look tough when he flies a few feet and no one will phuk with u after that.

— Posted by MachiavellianSmith on 2:00 am on Mar. 4, 2002

I know there are other threads this post could go on, but I’m here, and its related, and, oh well…

Take 2 four-foot insulated copper wires and relay each from each of the connectors on the stun gun. if u can solder i would suggest doing that. next, put the gun in your pocket or onyour belt under your shirt, and run the wires under your long-sleeves to your palm. now just make sure part of the copper is exposed but not touching, and also wear either rubber gloves, or thick leather ones if u dont want to look like a geek. now just flip the switch on the gun and go show off your new secret weapon. I dont care how big the fuker is, one bitch-slap with that and he’ll see some stars.

PS I’ve never actually done this, and ‘course theres the risk of getting shocked yourself, but its just an idea so what the hey…

— Posted by vigilante on 4:58 am on Mar. 4, 2002

nobody says it has to be a fair fight. just come from behind.just make sure u get him good so he doesnt get back up in a hurry.then piss bolt it outa there so he doesnt see who it was and so he cant give you a wolloping. jumping off a small wall might give you enough power to knock him to the ground. id say to use a metal pipe but then you might kill him

— Posted by XxBULAxX on 12:34 pm on Mar. 4, 2002

Goto to his house(if he has one) and cover all of his grass with bleach. wait a couple days untill the grass is good and dead…now pour gasoline on the dead grass and light…napalm also works.  This is of course after you stun gun his ass….Have fun :biggrin:

— Posted by Jerprob on 5:39 pm on Mar. 8, 2002

if you dont want to get in trouble for what you do, do small things that really make him look like a stupid fuck…steal his books, put exlax in his drink, fuck up his car if he has one, plant some controlled substances on him and tell someone that you saw him dealing, fuck his credit, get a girl to say that she was raped by him, ect. This is just for educational uses, so don’t do any of it…good luck, later

— Posted by dellexo on 9:28 pm on Mar. 9, 2002

Quote: from Zero Dark on 11:57 pm on Mar. 1, 2002
Their is this asshole thats getting in my face at my school, normaly I’d kick the crap out of him but he’s a lot biger than me, so I need to think of somthing else any ideas?

Whats wrong with you man? Just go psycho on him.All it takes is for you to make the first move,go psycho,threaten to kill him,grab his throat,drag him all round the place while threatening to kill him(using iron bars,baseball bats etc etc) Iv’e done it quite a few times and people Just dont expect it In other words they SHIT THERE SELVES HaHaHa FUCKING SO CALLED HARD MEN .Don’t get me wrong i am a Peacefull Man but when crunch comes crunch,people should stand there ground.

— Posted by Zero Dark on 11:24 pm on Mar. 9, 2002

This guy isn’t bothering me any more, I’m not going to put a bomb in his locker or set his house on fire, I’m not ememies with this guy any more and it’s better to settel things peacefuly in most cases.  I think some times vilonce is nessesary too some times when someone is too stuped to lisen to reasion. But I’m glad things turned out the way they did.

— Posted by ArmyOFnonE on 1:13 am on Mar. 10, 2002

Well if he does ever fuck with you.. If your strong enoghe, run up to him and Jumping spinning backfist him right in the side of the fuckin head, near the temple. If u cant do that too well, then i suggest getting brass knucks, and just giving him 1 good one right in the fucking face, make sure he’s alone too so no one breaks it up and if u want u can hit him again, just for kicks and giggles lol.

— Posted by ghettopimp70 on 6:20 am on Mar. 10, 2002

what you gotta do is get some weed and lace it with salt…then put the guy in a situation where he will jack you…he’ll get the weed and the salt will look just like THC crystals so he’ll think its good chronic and be anxious to smoke it and of course smoking sodium isnt the smartest thing…but dont have too much weed or you know…he’ll die

— Posted by DeathWagon on 11:05 am on Mar. 10, 2002

If you look through the forum youll see about a thousand revenge threads! Come on we all ask stupid questions but each page has about two just look a little bit.

— Posted by XxBULAxX on 11:36 pm on Mar. 11, 2002

If you ever have some1 fuk with u..just get some crazy glue, and glue his locker shut

— Posted by Nninghizida on 4:00 am on Mar. 12, 2002

No matter what the situation, who the perpetrator, nor what the offense, however grave or slight… The best and only true way to exact revenge is to maximize the negative outcome for your victim and AVOID paying the penalty. Bombing him is not the answer, as any type of explosive devised by you at home (save precious few) are easy to trace back to you. What use is revenge if while he sits in the emergency room, you sit in jail? Use your head, little one – Start by framing him once or repeatedly for some offense, let the consequences distract him from you, then strike while his guard is down.

— Posted by rageing redneck on 1:26 am on Mar. 13, 2002

personally in a high school bullshit situation like this i’d sneak up on him with a text book,call out his name when he turns around mash that book into his nose as hard as you can drive him…..and remember daniel son, if a man can see he cant fight,if a man cant stand he cant fight,if a man cant breath he cant fight…..damn dont you watch tv?any type of fine powder cause breathing and seeing problems …common sense junior

— Posted by GRINCHMEIZTER on 5:23 am on Mar. 14, 2002

The bigger they are the harder they fall.When he aproaches you make a scene, you take control of the situation be about 2 feet away then crack a joke about him and laugh then real quik point almost behind him [to your right] 60% of the time they will turn and look at whos laughin.Then in a fast and hard moition bring your right knee almost through your left ear.Kick down about tree inches above the inside of his knee he should drop to his right knee then punt kik his nuts or knee him in the nose which ever position you are in.If he gets up i would run like hell.rrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg but then of course you find yourself in a pool of drool just awakened by the bell.

— Posted by AbSoLuTeZeRo on 9:39 am on Mar. 14, 2002

RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!hahahaahahahahhahaha lol!!!! if some mom fucker ever messes with you again hit him with a high powered stun gun til he goes night night then when he wakes up have a big ass knife to his throat tell him that you are going to kill his ass then slit his throat all over the fuckin place and lite his body on fire, crumble the bones with a hammer and spread his ashes in the river, also dont be a dumb shit, keep the knife.
dont really do this

(Edited by AbSoLuTeZeRo at 9:40 am on Mar. 14, 2002)

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