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Fucking up car locks


— Posted by Sen dog on 6:33 pm on Jan. 27, 2002

There is this bollacks in the same street as me and he started to shoot at me with his air rifle for a laugh but now he bought a brand new car and I want to fuck up his locks without using explosive any ideas


— Posted by largeidaccam on 7:04 pm on Jan. 27, 2002

Easy , just jam a heap of crap in the hole so the key dosnt fit nemore , or if you want to be creative try to wedge a screwdriver in between the lock an the cars door an rip it off


— Posted by The Great Milenko on 10:32 pm on Jan. 27, 2002

Yeah be as creative as possible, pour paint thinner all over it, or you could write something interesting on the car with it instead, take the tyres and even though you dont wanna use explosives if you did you could use about a teaspoon or less of ap and jam it in one of the door locks and jam a fuse in it, light it and run like the dickens!


— Posted by Sicopath on 3:56 am on Jan. 28, 2002

grab crowbar and use the bend in it to “bunt” the lock until it’s knocked in a bit, at that point, the mechanisms will be bent awkwardly. rendering the door useless.


— Posted by rishka on 9:43 pm on Jan. 28, 2002

i’ve got an idea , it makes a lil bit of noise , but if u do it fast and at 3 in the morning , it will work.
take a portable electric drill, and with a small drill bit , drill into the lock. make sure it takes away the ridges on the inside.
or alternatively , u can fill it with styrafoam.
or super glue with ball bearings in it , and while ur at it , glue the windows up and fill the exhaust pipe up with expanding foam , so far up that no-one notices tho


— Posted by australianindisguise on 6:56 am on Jan. 31, 2002

Get thirmite(dont know spelling) put it on the bonet of the car…..light, leave a nice size hole in the car. I am not sure how 2 make thirmite though……if any 1 knows post it…..


— Posted by Dman on 10:39 am on Jan. 31, 2002

just get a big ass rock and hit it a few times


— Posted by red on 6:27 pm on Jan. 31, 2002

heres an idea

but these are the best ways to get revenge steal his car take it somewhere late late at night where someone will find it then strip it of doors tires hood and seats then take all the stripped parts (careful not to ruin them) home (have a buddy follow you and help you strip it) then call the police from a pay phone and report a chopped car etc say where its at. He will get money from his insurence for the car and the insurence company will take the car to the junk yard where at the end of the month it will be auctioned oof for around $1000 becauses its considered totaled because of all the missing parts. then buy it in the auction take it home put the parts back on and bam you have a brand new car for $1,000 and your neighbor will shit himself. becuase of it.

or you could cut his brake lines andun screw his tail lights and disable his turning lights  and clip his horn wire. That otta fuckin him over. Or you can poor coca cola all over his car slash the tires and stick a screw driver in the lock and twist (make sure its a flat head)

ALSO MAKE SURE TO WEAR GLOVES AND LEAVE NO TRACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or you and your friends can all buy airguns and stake out his house and shoot  him when he gets home from work.


— Posted by jmb1125 on 7:14 pm on Jan. 31, 2002

Hey red,
That car stealing idea is old, I mean really old.
They have been wise to that one for a long time.
What you end up with is a “SALVAGE” title.
And a lot of shit that goes along with it.


— Posted by fuckBeye on 11:05 pm on Feb. 1, 2002

Use Loctite threadlocker in the red tube (242). You can find it at either a hardware or an auto-parts store.

I know from experience it works on padlocks, car doors, gas pump locks, etc… Just be sure to wipe away the excess.  

Try to allow at least 15 min. set-up time before your victim inserts the key.  You can literally walk past someones car door, give the lock a squirt and hardly miss a step.

Important: When you cut the little tit of the end of the tube, be sure to leave it long enough to push into the lock.


— Posted by wiggle me timber on 4:13 pm on Feb. 6, 2002

This worked great for me !
Hey, Fuckbeye I like the name 😉

(Edited by wiggle me timber at 4:14 pm on Feb. 6, 2002)


— Posted by DarkDragon4561 on 10:46 pm on Feb. 8, 2002

Or you could take a bit of and igniter (flintstone for example) and then pour in a little bit of gunpowder (just enough to scare the bastard), and when he tries to put in the key, it’ll create a spark and it will ignite the powder.


— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 4:53 am on Feb. 9, 2002

    OR….

     you could just walk up real casual with some mates and club the fuk outa his car, he will look out the window ,u all stop and stare at him,he will pike shit,lock the doors and peep out the window whilst you and some drunken hooligan friends smash fuk outa his car

 do all this in 10 minutes(providing u have any friends at all) and bail out somewhere safe,** a pub is always phun after a job** and laugh while he criesd about the damage ,not only will it fuk his car it will fuk his head thinkin how u and 4 mates stared at him annd still smashed his car!!

dun worry bouyt being creative

 JUST BE DEVIOUS!!!>:)


— Posted by bt lildrummerboy on 8:45 pm on Feb. 12, 2002

i havent read all the shit so mabe this hase been said but i would just wait untill the dude gose to get the money off jump him beat him over the head and steall the key
the keys are pretty standerd size so it will work with just bout any one or use the clasic beat the shit outa it


— Posted by bt lildrummerboy on 8:48 pm on Feb. 12, 2002

umm opps wrong room this was for the vending machean bullshit sorry my mistace


— Posted by knightmedia on 11:15 pm on Feb. 25, 2002

Car Destruction made cheap and simple:

1. Get a bottle of “Rubber Renew”. It’s generally used for refurbishing cassette and reel-to-reel tape capstan rollers and for cleaning printing press plate rollers. Should be available at your local hardware store or radio shack. Apply to the car’s paint job like paint and wait for rain. It will remain invisible until water washes the paint away. Great for writing time-delayed invisible messages into hoods.

2. Super glue or epoxy will fuck up any keyway, car or otherwise.

3. There’s always the draino in condom jobby – put into the gas tank and it’s supposed to blow up. I’ve never tried it.

Let me know how it goes.

-Jake


— Posted by HyperBaja17 on 9:15 pm on Mar. 2, 2002

get a bottle of full shaving creme and put it in dry ice then after a little wile, it should be frozen.  cut the can off and you will have a block of frozen shaving creme that will expand a lot, some uo the tail pipe may go into the headers, a small chunk into the door locks will foam out all over.  Put a gooey jolly rancher on the window and when they take it off the windo will shatter the only way for it not to shatter is to dissolve it off with water.


— Posted by bigboom on 12:27 am on Mar. 3, 2002

get some old keys put super glue on them, put in the hole and break off the ends


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