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Fucking with a teacher


— Posted by Darkness on 12:32 pm on Feb. 25, 2002

i got this teacher that is a right dick and i want to fuck him up a bit but I want there to be no way it could be lincked 2 me.
Any ideas?


— Posted by Creeper on 12:48 pm on Feb. 25, 2002

Pay some one 😀


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 1:24 pm on Feb. 25, 2002

Yeh, pay sopme 1 would be the best idea


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 1:25 pm on Feb. 25, 2002

Sorry, some, i can spell it, honestly!!!


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 1:29 pm on Feb. 25, 2002

Thhe person you pay would have to be willing to be knacked though,and all because of you!!!!


— Posted by Darkness on 2:59 pm on Feb. 25, 2002

not if they were good


— Posted by ladieluver on 4:48 pm on Feb. 25, 2002

where do you live and describe how you want this teacher fucked up


— Posted by Darkness on 4:55 pm on Feb. 25, 2002

I live in england and i more want to embarras him, although i wouldnt mind some miner physical damage.


— Posted by Darkness on 4:57 pm on Feb. 25, 2002

Like tyeing his shoe laces together so he falls and breaks his nose but ALOT better!!!!!

(Edited by Darkness at 4:58 pm on Feb. 25, 2002)


— Posted by ladieluver on 4:59 pm on Feb. 25, 2002

Oh well, if you lived in the U.S. i might have been able to heolp you but england…. hmmmm well hmmmm couldn’t you pay like a person from the movie snatch, not like an actor but a person who feeds ppl to pigs and shit to like kidnap him and like fuck with his mind or like get someone to like put him in freezing cold water then drop hif off at school completely naked that owuld be embarassing


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 2:37 pm on Feb. 26, 2002

Isnt kidnapping going a bit far, or do you want to fuck him up THAT BAD!Because if you dont mind someone kidnapping him, you could blinfold him and tye him to a chair and beat him with a b ball bat, or is that too much damage


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 2:38 pm on Feb. 26, 2002

Do you want him to embaressed infront of the whole school, or just you and your friends???????


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 1:08 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

Is it a case of a joke between your friends or the whole school saying how much of a dick this teacher is???


— Posted by Darkness on 1:34 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

Wher the fuck did kidnap come from?


— Posted by Darkness on 1:39 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

The more people who see the better!


— Posted by Darkness on 1:47 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

sorry 4 putin another post up but Emergency are u gonna answer my question or just waste space???? mmmmmmm    my 3 dont count


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 2:00 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

What do you mean, waste space, kidnapping came from ladieluver and i just wanted to know how many people you wanted to see it, know that you have told me, thats fine.


— Posted by Darkness on 2:04 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

FUCK!!!
I cant see a bloody thing! thats 2 times i have missed something now mabye im workin to hard!

and on account of wasting space use edit dont put a new post on!

(Edited by Darkness at 2:06 pm on Feb. 27, 2002)


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 2:08 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

Sos, i will next time


— Posted by unabonger420 on 3:37 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

well you could find out his name and have one of ur friends call ur school and tell the school to tell him that one of his close family members have died  or you can do some shit to his car  have some 1 beat up 1 of his children  or send him a dead rat by mail


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 4:00 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

For the ‘do some shit to his car’ you could take (A) wheel, just one and lay it on his bonnet.
‘send a dead rat through the mail’ wow, the crazy ideas people come up with  CRAZY=GOOD


— Posted by Darkness on 4:20 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

He hasnt got any kids and the wheel is a nice idea but i am lookin for something bigger!


— Posted by Darkness on 4:23 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

mabye if i put the wheel through the windscreen


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 4:34 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

Does he often stay back after school and leave his car because if he does then thats the thing to do(and i think you should send the rat through the post aswell like unabonger420 said) but if he does not, post something back and ill try and think of something else.  But certainly something to do with his car is the best choice.


— Posted by Darkness on 4:42 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

he stays back on a thursday but there are too many cameras at the school


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 4:43 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

Have you got any weapons you could take the cameras out with???????


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 4:45 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

Do you know his name, address etc.?????


— Posted by Darkness on 4:48 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

no i cant take out the cameras and he lives in 30 miles away.


— Posted by Darkness on 4:50 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

wow i have just checked the time on ur posts

2 in a minute!


— Posted by unabonger420 on 7:09 pm on Feb. 27, 2002

send him death threats  


— Posted by Hergor on 8:57 am on Feb. 28, 2002

no way to sniper off the cameras? can’t be!


— Posted by Darkness on 11:15 am on Feb. 28, 2002

i could use a catapult but i am shit with one


— Posted by Hergor on 12:03 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

i thought of a more devastating weapon like a zip-gun or rocketlauncher… :biggrin:

then, when the cameras are disabled, put some thermite onto his car and light with a magnesium fuse like i said somewhere else… 😉


— Posted by Darkness on 12:09 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

i live in England and getting ammo for a gun would be a bitch and explosives would bring too much attension. I could use an CO2 pistol though


— Posted by Hergor on 12:34 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

how about a bow or crossbow? (selfmade ? – see other topic in w&c section)


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 1:05 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

Yeh, a crossbow would take out the cameras and then you can get to the good parts, so its thursday he stays back, just make sure youre not kept back on Thursdays

(Edited by emergencygangsta at 9:26 am on Mar. 11, 2002)


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 1:24 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

Has his car got any alarms on or anything????????


— Posted by Darkness on 1:34 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

yeah i got a crossbow


— Posted by Hergor on 1:35 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

goodie then, you know what to do… 😉


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 1:41 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

Approximately, how many cameras are there to take out???????


— Posted by Darkness on 2:58 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

i have only seen one but i will have to assume everywhere is covered by them


— Posted by Hergor on 3:14 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

investigate BEFORE you plan any actions. this will prevent you getting caught…


— Posted by Darkness on 4:25 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

i live quite far from the school so the i would have to take the weapon with me and the crossbow is far to big to fit in my school bag


— Posted by Daggoth on 1:28 am on Mar. 1, 2002

Hehehe, ok what you could do is (This is in this site’s archives!!!!!!) tell your mom you feel like balogna. Go to the store and buy the greasiest peice of ShiT you can find. One day, take the whole packet to school (In a Sack Lunch) . During lunch, no one will be at the parking lots. Be carefull and sneak out to the parking lots and place balogna all over his car. In about 2 hours the crap will eat his paint and cause him pokadots! And try to make it look professoinal (Like he went out and got them) This will make him look like an ass and he will be laughed at untill he spends a good 200 dollars on a paint job! Then you can do it agin!


— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 7:29 am on Mar. 1, 2002

fuk get 3 mates stik on a balaklava and jump the old cunt!!to much thinkin can cause to many hiccups

but not enough could be worse

(Edited by somefukinsnapov at 11:30 pm on Mar. 1, 2002)


— Posted by Zero Dark on 10:19 pm on Mar. 1, 2002

jam a bigass pipe bomb up his cars exoste pipe. or pay the lunch ladey to put rat poision in his food… that’ll theach that fucking rat


— Posted by Mr Mushrooms on 2:16 pm on Mar. 2, 2002

Rather than resorting to petty anarchy, why not make him look stupid using psycological means. Most teachers these days (and I also live in England so i know this is true) are as vunerable as the next person. If you make this guys life enough of a misery he will soon crack, smashing his car is easily fixed but pyscoligical damage never quite repairs.


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 8:01 am on Mar. 3, 2002

psycological means………….  Make the guys life a misery.  How then?????  And i would like to remind you, Darkness doesn’t want it to be traced back to him, he needs to do it stealthily so no one knows.


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 8:48 am on Mar. 3, 2002

Have you checked round the place yet Darkness?????


— Posted by fluffy on 8:59 am on Mar. 3, 2002

u just could done if he is a science teacher and there is gas taps in there as u can let off all the gas taps and cause a gas leak my friends did it and no one found out and i live in the uk and the other is 2 set alight the gas taps and make a hugh fuk off flame thrower with we did and no found out and i live in the uk (again). its easy all u have 2 do is have the bottle


— Posted by Darkness on 11:26 am on Mar. 4, 2002

is there a way that i could fill a bottle with the gass from the tap so that it would make a nice flare but the bottle would look empty?


— Posted by Darkness on 3:13 pm on Mar. 6, 2002

what the hel is balogna?


— Posted by Roland49686 on 3:40 pm on Mar. 10, 2002

I know sumthin that pisses teachers off. If they have Computer(s) in there take out all the little balls inside the mouse. That ticks em’ off. Also, when the teacher leaves the room or sumthin…upload a virus to the computer. At my school I have access to the server and I put a Virus which spread to every computer in the building and erased all the files. We evetualy Tranferred schools cuz our grades and everything were lost. It was awesome and my teacher lost his job cuz they needed to make cutbacks..lol..Thats PROBABLY the most evil thing I’ve done. Why blow up the cameras? Be realistic people! Get into the school main office and shut them down. Heres how u do it: Say there is a fight at the other end of the building and one kid has a knife. The secraary and anyone else in the office will dart out there. Find out how to turn off the cameras before hand and do so. Then Do shit to his car. ( Be prepared to talk to the people in the office about the fight. Especialy if there was no fight.)


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