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Funny Story…(And a fun thing to do)


— Posted by LordPyro on 1:55 am on Mar. 12, 2002

Saturday night, a couple of friends and I were fucking bored outta our minds, I was staying over his house for the weekend and he lives in Rio Linda California(Hickville CA).   So we decieded to have a little REAL fun.  We walk up to the local gas station and buy some food, and some drinks and shit… we walk across the street to this bar and grill thing, it was closed, almost everything was closed, it was about… 10:45 P.M. mabye… almost curfew(sp?).  I start taking light bulbs and throwing em at cars, missing like every time… haha… anyways we take a newspaper stand thing, the things you put a quater in and pull it down and grab a newspaper, and put it on top of a mailbox… yeah yeah… We were so fucking bored.  So my friend (we’ll call him bob) comes up with this Idea of putting a 4×4 in the middle of the road and having cars run over it at top speed…. so we walk down to a street(we’ll call it 12th street) spot a “Bike Lane” sign and rip it outta the ground and take it down by a chirch.  He lays it down about 200 yards away from a stop sign.  We wait there for like 10 minitues in the fuckin rain.  And we hear screetching tires off in the distance, and i was like “damnit we should be over there” and bob goes to pick up the 4×4 because we were calling it quits till next weekend…  Then all the sudden we hear “ERRRRR SCREETCH” a fucking big truck pulls around the corner with it’s damn high beams on and runs 2 stop signs, we were like “HOLY FUCK!!!” and ran into some bushes about 20 yards away.  The truck was going at least 60 mph and it hit this fuckin 4×4 so hard.  The part with the sign on it flew up in the air and spun and it landed on the side walk and one part just kinda stayed there and the third part flew aross the street and hit a fence.  The car ran over it so fast you hear a “BOOM BOOM!!!” and you hear it run it over and then a “woooossshhhh”ing noise, both fucking back tires pop.  The dude keeps going and flips around and gets outta his car to look at the damage and whatnot. wile we were laughing our asses off in the bushes… 🙂  

Hope you like that little story… 😀 and I hope you guys do it too…

-LordPyro

P.S. the night before we took a mouse and poured pain laqure all over it and lit it on fire and  let it run away, now thats fucking funny… lol


— Posted by BoOnDoCk SaInT on 9:03 pm on Mar. 12, 2002

you know what would be even more hilarious? is if you parents happened to be driving along and they hit that sign, spun out of control, and crashed into that gas station blowing it up and taking everyone out!

yes i know thats a little exagerrated but think before u do dumb shit like that


— Posted by jmb1125 on 9:10 pm on Mar. 12, 2002

I used to raise hell in the early 70’s. I blew up several mailboxes, broke streetlights with slingshots, threw molitov cocktails at the school at night, made pipebombs and taped them to spray paint cans for a fireball effect, stole Christmas light bulbs and shot them at cars with a slingshot, threw rocks at cars, went “garaging” stealing out of open garages.

A friend of mine threw a rock at a glass truck, scored a direct hit. He also threw a 8 foot flourescent light bulb on top of a moving sherrif’s department patrol car from on top of a hill, scored another direct hit. He stole golf carts at night and drove them into the lake, too.


— Posted by Mr Mushrooms on 3:55 am on Mar. 13, 2002



Quote: from LordPyro on 1:55 am on Mar. 12, 2002
Saturday night, a couple of friends and I were fucking bored outta our minds, I was staying over his house for the weekend and he lives in Rio Linda California(Hickville CA). So we decieded to have a little REAL fun. We walk up to the local gas station and buy some food, and some drinks and shit… we walk across the street to this bar and grill thing, it was closed, almost everything was closed, it was about… 10:45 P.M. mabye… almost curfew(sp?). I start taking light bulbs and throwing em at cars, missing like every time… haha… anyways we take a newspaper stand thing, the things you put a quater in and pull it down and grab a newspaper, and put it on top of a mailbox… yeah yeah… We were so fucking bored. So my friend (we’ll call him bob) comes up with this Idea of putting a 4×4 in the middle of the road and having cars run over it at top speed…. so we walk down to a street(we’ll call it 12th street) spot a “Bike Lane” sign and rip it outta the ground and take it down by a chirch. He lays it down about 200 yards away from a stop sign. We wait there for like 10 minitues in the fuckin rain. And we hear screetching tires off in the distance, and i was like “damnit we should be over there” and bob goes to pick up the 4×4 because we were calling it quits till next weekend… Then all the sudden we hear “ERRRRR SCREETCH” a fucking big truck pulls around the corner with it’s damn high beams on and runs 2 stop signs, we were like “HOLY FUCK!!!” and ran into some bushes about 20 yards away. The truck was going at least 60 mph and it hit this fuckin 4×4 so hard. The part with the sign on it flew up in the air and spun and it landed on the side walk and one part just kinda stayed there and the third part flew aross the street and hit a fence. The car ran over it so fast you hear a “BOOM BOOM!!!” and you hear it run it over and then a “woooossshhhh”ing noise, both fucking back tires pop. The dude keeps going and flips around and gets outta his car to look at the damage and whatnot. wile we were laughing our asses off in the bushes… 🙂

Hope you like that little story… 😀 and I hope you guys do it too…

-LordPyro

P.S. the night before we took a mouse and poured pain laqure all over it and lit it on fire and let it run away, now thats fucking funny… lol


It would have been quite amusing if the police had been coming along, I’m sure they would have looked upon you VERY fondly for doing stupid, dangerous stuff like that.

There’s too many posts with pointless topics, REAL Anarchy at least has a point. I don’t do anything unless I really gain something and lets face it, theres better and safer ways to amuse yourselves.

MM


— Posted by LordPyro on 12:40 pm on Mar. 13, 2002

stop fucking bitching please, it was funny, some redneck probly got hurt and no one cares, and YES it would have been funny if my parents hit the sign, i woulda laughed my ass off, so you can go eat cock


— Posted by LordPyro on 12:42 pm on Mar. 13, 2002

As for you people who talk like anarchy is a fuckin religeon or some bullshit, GO EAT DICK YOU FAGS


— Posted by Mr Mushrooms on 1:19 pm on Mar. 13, 2002

Shit man, you’ve got A LOT of growing up to do.

“I would have laughed my ass off if my parents got killed.”

What sort of person does that make you? This site is for people with some sort of purpose, your suggestion is time consuming, impractical and dangerous. Think about it.

(Edited by Mr Mushrooms at 1:20 pm on Mar. 13, 2002)


— Posted by thebadboy on 1:33 pm on Mar. 13, 2002

shut up mr mushroms its funny try and liten up a bit man


— Posted by Roland49686 on 8:30 pm on Mar. 15, 2002

Heh,
I remember I was eating a sub in subway once and I was looking at all the little lightbulbs lining the signs and stuff. well the stupid girl working the place went out back to have a cigarette and told US to watch the store! Me and my friend look like complete punks. Well I unscrewed all the little lightblubs and stuffed em in my backpack along w/ a bunch of cookies and muffins frum the container at the shelf. I also took $55 frum the cash register. ( i was so scared I would git caught.) Anyways we took all these lightbulbs and flung em at the cars that went by and one hit a guy in the head ( he had a convertable ). It was hillarious. I went back the next day ( without my friend ) and that person asked what Happened. I said it was a mexican who came in after we just left. lol.
Peace
😎
P.S. I love my mommy and would never laugh if she died! well..no nevermind. So fuck you all!


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