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HELP ME GET TIST FUCKER BACK!!


— Posted by Amazin Jecle Brother on 1:38 pm on April 1, 2002

some one tell me the bestway to get a child and wife beater back ie. get him put in jail?? can any one help me???


— Posted by Creeper on 2:17 pm on April 1, 2002

Beat the fucking crap out of him,
Burn down his house, do whatever, aslong as he gets hurt. :angry:


— Posted by Jerprob on 2:37 pm on April 1, 2002

cut off his penis….do a john wayne bobbit (i think that was his name)….his wife cut off his dick in the middle of the night…i dunno why this would relate to him beating his wife, but cutting off his penis would make that fucker pay…ehh i hate people who hit their wife or child or animal……bleh…good luck…later


— Posted by Amazin Jecle Brother on 2:44 pm on April 1, 2002

good ones but I’m still lookin for so advice so all ppls who read this stuff pich in soi can get this fucker!!!


— Posted by Sparky586 on 2:53 pm on April 1, 2002

Buy a gun and shoot his dick off.  I heard you will leave for an hour after you do it and it will be the most painfully death you could imagine.


— Posted by Sparky586 on 3:21 pm on April 1, 2002

I think of what he has done that he deserves to fucked up bad.  There’s alot of ways to get your revenge, but I am going to tell you an easy though effective way.  But I also want you to understand that this method would either kill him or leave him mentally retarded for the rest of his life.  I take no responisbility for what you do with this information.  You do this at your own risk.  I’m going to say this is for educational use only (yea right)

Materials:
Mushrooms
Bleach
Liquid Plumber or drain Max (anything that clears your drain, you know)
Amonia
1) Take some mushrooms in your backyard or anywhere and put them in a plastic bag and seal it(air tight).  Then leave them in a warm place for a week.  The mushrooms will devolve in this liquid form that smells really bad.  I heard the mushrooms in your backyard are very poisionous and I preffer you use thoses ones, but the mushrooms you buy at the store are fine I guess.

2) Mix the substances amonia, bleah, and liquid plumber (or whatever you use to rid of cloaks in your drain) together.  This will make a very harmful gas that smells really bad so you should put it in a bottle and close it air tight.

3) Put the liquid substance from the mushrooms in the bottle of the other substances.  Remember keep the as much of the smell fromcoming out.

4) Shake the bottle very well.

5) Now you must do this as quickly as you can and try to not let the smell out.
Get a plastic bag and pour the substance in it.
Put the plastic bag(leave the plastic bag open) with substance in a box.
Then quickly close the box up and wrap it in duck tape.
Now the box in a another box and close it and duck tape.

6) Now, put the box in his mailbox or on his door step like as if you mailed it to him.  When you opens this up the smell will fuck his ass up.

If you got any questions just ask.


— Posted by Stravox on 5:15 pm on April 1, 2002

Hey, I was over at yahooka.com and I read a story about some guy that sent the president an assasination letter, and had some other guy framed for it.  So the other guy got jacked up by the feds.  No doubt the secret service was involved too.

So I was thinking if you could somehow frame this guy for the same thing.  Make some sort of letter and put this guys name in it, but dont make it too obvious.  Like turn his name into an anagram, or spell it backwards, so that way it looks like the guy is trying to be clever, when really its just real stupid because the feds will for sure figure it out.

You just gotta make sure that none of your prints or saliva is on there.  And try to use really old stationary paper that you found in a dumster somewhere just in case they link a batch number up with a store where you’ve been.

Ive never done this, but damn, the feds have to follow up on ALL threats even if it seems totally amateur.


— Posted by fozzy bear on 5:50 pm on April 1, 2002

be creative.wait till his wife and kid are out of the house and hes preferably about to use the shitter,  hook up nitroglycerin to his water pipes so when he flushes his housell blow up.


— Posted by kingpin on 9:58 pm on April 1, 2002

why not just rat him out for beating his wife and kid.
or you could just knock him out and tell the wife and kid to leave. then just leave him there to discover hios family has deserted him.


— Posted by R0NiN on 6:25 am on April 2, 2002

why not do it all?


— Posted by Badassmf on 5:42 pm on April 2, 2002

first drain the water from his tolit then put in a shit load of tin foil and hook up a 220 line so when he  goes to take a piss at night he gets the worst wake up call of his life 😉


— Posted by rageing redneck on 2:55 am on April 3, 2002

hey fozzy im not trying to be a dick but,i dont think most people have a ready supply of nitroglycerin


— Posted by kingpin on 8:49 am on April 3, 2002

but just say one did have  nitroglycerin how would you hook it up to some ones water pipes??


— Posted by Amazin Jecle Brother on 2:21 pm on April 3, 2002

some good ideas but some thing more realistic…….. and no cops I wanna FUCK HIM UP!!!!!!!


— Posted by fozzy bear on 5:44 pm on April 3, 2002

well, im not at home now,but when i get on the net and im home ill post ingredients for nitro on the web,its really simple chemistry,a 12 year old with limited knowledge could do it. as for hooking it up to his water pipes,just use a hose,connect it to the pipeds in his basement,but before u do this make sure he has a system block in them,preferablyseperate pipes or if he doesnt,just chuck a molotov cocktail through the window of the bathroom if he has one,if he doesnt,just burst in and blast the asshole lkike in pulp fiction


— Posted by R0NiN on 11:28 pm on April 3, 2002

Well, even a 12 year old with limited knowlage can do this. Go buy a metal bas ball bat (you can get them at most sports stores) and procede to belt his legs untill they give way, or “BRAKE”.


— Posted by Badassmf on 11:53 pm on April 3, 2002



Quote: from R0NiN on 2:28 am on April 4, 2002
Well, even a 12 year old with limited knowlage can do this. Go buy a metal bas ball bat (you can get them at most sports stores) and procede to belt his legs untill they give way, or “BRAKE”.

Laughs that will do it 🙂


— Posted by groundcontrol on 12:10 am on April 4, 2002



Quote: from Sparky586 on 3:21 pm on April 1, 2002
IMaterials:
Mushrooms
Bleach
Liquid Plumber or drain Max (anything that clears your drain, you know)
Amonia
1) Take some mushrooms in your backyard or anywhere and put them in a plastic bag and seal it(air tight). Then leave them in a warm place for a week. The mushrooms will devolve in this liquid form that smells really bad. I heard the mushrooms in your backyard are very poisionous and I preffer you use thoses ones, but the mushrooms you buy at the store are fine I guess.

2) Mix the substances amonia, bleah, and liquid plumber (or whatever you use to rid of cloaks in your drain) together. This will make a very harmful gas that smells really bad so you should put it in a bottle and close it air tight.

3) Put the liquid substance from the mushrooms in the bottle of the other substances. Remember keep the as much of the smell fromcoming out.

4) Shake the bottle very well.

5) Now you must do this as quickly as you can and try to not let the smell out.
Get a plastic bag and pour the substance in it.
Put the plastic bag(leave the plastic bag open) with substance in a box.
Then quickly close the box up and wrap it in duck tape.
Now the box in a another box and close it and duck tape.

6) Now, put the box in his mailbox or on his door step like as if you mailed it to him. When you opens this up the smell will fuck his ass up.

If you got any questions just ask.


Alright Einstien gotta few mistakes there.  Why the hell would you use mushrooms or liquid plummer?  All you need is the bleach and amonia.  When mixed together its make CO2 gas.  And when he opens the box it will not “fuck him up” it will kill him.


— Posted by kingpin on 7:52 am on April 4, 2002

i got an idea but its kinda sic, so here goes
knock him out with a baseball bat or whatever then drag him to his basement and while he is snoozen, surround him with pre-prepared animal carcasses, and other unusual items.


— Posted by fozzy bear on 6:38 pm on April 4, 2002

so anyone wanna learn how tomake nitro?


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