Hotwireing an Old ladies Car.
— Posted by Creeper on 3:23 pm on Feb. 24, 2002
Not realy advised but…
1. Pick your car. An old one if possible.
2. Hammer a large FLAT HEAD skrewdriver into the lock.
3. Turn REALY hard.
4. The door will click. and open.
5. Jump start the dash bord.
How to Jump start dash:
Put the car in the proper gear. If it’s a manual – put it in neutral and make sure the parking break is on. If it’s an automatic, make sure it’s in park.
Open the hood and find the coil wire. To find it you can follow the plug wires. For V8 engines, these wires are usually located at the rear of engine. For V6, they are usually on the left-center. For Four-cylinder engines, they are usually on the right-center of the engine.
Run a wire from the positive side of the battery to the positive side of the coil wire. This should give power to the dash.
NExt start the car:
Find the starter solenoid. On Fords, this is usually located on the passenger side fender well. GM cars usually have it located on the starter.
At the solenoid you will see a small wire and the positive battery cable. Cross these wires with a set of pliers. The engine should crank!
— Posted by qube on 3:35 pm on Feb. 24, 2002
Thats not very nice, whats the old ladies dun 2 you? Apart from help in the war, and make your future possible. Ungrateful bastard.
Also you should of called it “how to hotwire old cars”
IF it works those im sure people will find it helpful…..
— Posted by Creeper on 4:31 pm on Feb. 24, 2002
Ok… I suppose that was a bit mean.
They have banger old
cars with out alarms 🙂
— Posted by qube on 5:09 pm on Feb. 24, 2002
Haha i guess so, theya re the easiest, but what if a old person has a BMW? Sorry if i got heavy on ya, it just sounded abit mean to steal an old persons car :S
— Posted by Creeper on 10:10 am on Feb. 25, 2002
ahhhh YES but does the old person USE the car?
— Posted by chroniccrescent on 12:29 pm on Mar. 24, 2002
Hey creeper, i see that you are very good when it comes to not obeying copy rights, as what you have written originally came from that survival handbook thingy, cant remember the full name. Be original goddamn it, type in your own ideas, and if your gonna use other ppls ideas, at least post a url or sumthin to where you got it!
— Posted by aSs BacKWuRds on 6:54 am on Mar. 25, 2002
that book is awesome man
— Posted by chroniccrescent on 2:24 pm on Mar. 25, 2002
i remember now, its called the worst case scenario book, there r 3 of them, the normal 1, the travel 1 and the dating and sex 1, i got all except the dating 1, there really good too, buy them coz theyre wrtten by pros who know what they r doing, not the damn jolly roger
— Posted by irish man on 2:47 pm on Mar. 25, 2002
Can u download them
— Posted by Creeper on 3:11 pm on Mar. 25, 2002
Nope, Acualy, I got it off some web-site,
But they proberly copyed it in the first place, So fair play!
But I have read that book. The breaking into cars section I’snt of mutch use to me, Because it talks about US cars, Not The Good’ol UK ones.