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HOW TO PISS OFF SOME NEIGHBORS


— Posted by loscgk83 on 1:06 am on Mar. 17, 2002

how would u piss offsome of ur neighbors, i need some ideas.because my nei ghbors are bitchs,please help!


— Posted by largeidaccam on 3:56 am on Mar. 17, 2002

think….be cretive , have alook in the archieves look at other posts on revenge, there are heaps of solutions


— Posted by Digital Mage on 1:27 pm on Mar. 17, 2002

Well I got one but it requires a LOT of friend 15-20 that whan’t to get back at him here’s how you do

first go buy a lot of booze and spray paint and stuff
get a large stereo (you will understand later)

Now have all your 15-20 friend’s invite all their friends to a kick ass party (guess were) you should be almost one hundre people when you knock at yepp that’s right the neibours door. Knock on the door when he open storm in screaming party !!!! start the stereo and rave loose crach the place totaly then leave before the cop’s arrive all the pople will say “tresspassing ? we were invited here” have fun


— Posted by brainwave on 6:52 pm on Mar. 17, 2002

blow their fucking mailbox up after egging the shit out of their, then in a few weeks when their gone at night, take the sidding off their house:cool:


— Posted by brainwave on 6:53 pm on Mar. 17, 2002

blow their fucking mailbox up after egging the shit out of their, then in a few weeks when their gone at night, take the sidding off their house:cool:


— Posted by DJClarkey on 9:33 am on Mar. 18, 2002

heres one if they like thier garden loads then pierce the grass with something so theres a hole the size of your finger do a few of them not deep but not shallow then take a bottle of bleech and pour it all over the grass and inside the little holes after a while the grass dies off and turns to hay!… Or you could buy maggots and put em in an envelope and seal it nice and tight with one of them letters with cut out bits of words saying “SCUM” on it or another good one is if they have a cat flap or dog flap or whteva then stick some cockroaches through cause they r usually leading into kitchens and cockroaches love food so your neigbour will have some new guests!… GIVE EM ONE FOR ME!


— Posted by Enries on 5:57 pm on Mar. 18, 2002

It doesn’t really take much effort to think of something that pisses them off, just think of something that would really irritate you and simply do it on then.  


— Posted by GhEtTo BoY on 5:06 am on Mar. 20, 2002

take up an instrument like the trumpet or join a band an get em to practice at ur place


— Posted by mastamanny on 9:25 am on Mar. 20, 2002

Dark night in your back yard…
Slingshot…
Stones….
3am……

Any questions?


— Posted by Meta4ce on 10:53 am on Mar. 20, 2002

how old are y’all?
These are some dumb ass fuckin’ ideas.
Young bitches….


— Posted by Digital Mage on 11:04 am on Mar. 20, 2002

Meta4ce if you don’t have anything smart to write then why write at all ?

Not that it matters to you but im 18 and work as a door guard at a local bar


— Posted by Meta4ce on 1:24 pm on Mar. 20, 2002

I’m your age, still young…but these muhfuckas…suburban sheltered…old ass shit…
what y’all gotta do is piss in their door way when they’re not home…call police from payphones and say that you’re stuck in their house and nobody will let you leave…nah, that won’t work..tracing shit…call forward to their shit and THEN call 911 all day..take shits on their porch….and the old trick…burning shit in a bag…or have random muhfuckas kick their door in…
or: catch lots of stray animals and let ‘em loose in their yard…
or: mail the whole neighborhood hate mail and threats using their address…type that shit.


— Posted by Digital Mage on 3:06 pm on Mar. 20, 2002

just got one more idea that was used a few years back by myself and a few friends this is what we did

A: go buy a newspaper that have debate pages
B: send a note that people should ghater (in targets guarden) for a demonstration agains anarchy or what ever.
C: wait untill the date you specified comes
D: watch the mayhem when about 100-200 ppl enters a single guarden then you can laugh at how hard it is to get rid of a crowd =)

oh and to all that have given tips that includes slingshots and so on don’t you agree that it should be more to revenge then that ?


— Posted by Enries on 7:36 am on Mar. 21, 2002

“how old are y’all?
These are some dumb ass fuckin’ ideas.
Young bitches….”
And i suppose that your idea about pissing in their door way is such a great idea?
How old are you?
Thats a stupid idea..
Fucking idiot icon smile HOW TO PISS OFF SOME NEIGHBORS


— Posted by Meta4ce on 9:32 am on Mar. 21, 2002



Quote: from brainwave on 6:52 pm on Mar. 17, 2002
blow their fucking mailbox up after egging the shit out of their, then in a few weeks when their gone at night, take the sidding off their house:cool:




this is why is asked, “how old are y’all”.
look at that…that shit is HOT as hell..and you think your prints won’t be all over that siding? Do you think it’s that easy to take off? Egging, nah…not creative…nor is blowing up a mailbox…stray animals…now that would be a laugh…or going to the pet store and buying mad (meaning: a lot) snakes..then you pour superglue all over the front porch, drop the box of snakes right there…DELICIOUS…or, you could put clear krazy glue all over the door handle and the outer frame of the door…sticky good SURPRISE…it’s more shit…like writing threating notes to them from the person across the street’s address, and then writing one using theirs to the person across the street….lovely….or, you could get gutter and smear shit all over their windows while they’re sleeping…or send them a box with the other next door neighbor’s address, labeled “cookies”, with shit wrapped up in paper towels and foil…another one that’s better would be to buy a cheap sweater: shit, piss, and put stinky shit all over the front, wrap it up so it’s not noticable, and put it in a box…mail it from somebody you don’t like’s address (or a person you know that’s fucked up in the brain…) but type the letter out…stencil the address….and send it to ‘em…it’s a GOOD GIFT!!!!


— Posted by Enries on 10:27 am on Mar. 21, 2002

Your an idiot.


— Posted by Meta4ce on 1:02 pm on Mar. 21, 2002



Quote: from Enries on 7:36 am on Mar. 21, 2002
“how old are y’all?
These are some dumb ass fuckin’ ideas.
Young bitches….”
And i suppose that your idea about pissing in their door way is such a great idea?
How old are you?
Thats a stupid idea..
Fucking idiot icon smile HOW TO PISS OFF SOME NEIGHBORS





it’ll make the doorway smell like piss…they’ll come home, have piss all over their door/doorway/windows, and be mad as fuck because they’ll have to wash that shit off with THEIR hands or smell piss everytime they come in and leave their house…you can also shit on their welcome mat. Nice housewarming present for some bitch ass neighbors…we’re trying to figure out ways to fuck with people and piss ‘em off, not kill or destroy their shit…nah, that’s TIME…you ever been to jail? It’s not fun.


— Posted by morrisonisgod on 5:31 am on Mar. 27, 2002

Do what ozzy osbourne did this evening and throw a log from the fireplace into thier  living room window!

What a great show ,that is.


— Posted by morrisonisgod on 5:32 am on Mar. 27, 2002

Do what ozzy osbourne did this evening and throw a log from the fireplace into thier  living room window!

What a great show ,that is.


— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 5:38 am on Mar. 27, 2002



Quote: from Meta4ce on 5:02 am on Mar. 22,


it’ll make the doorway smell like piss…they’ll come home, have piss all over their door/doorway/windows, and be mad as fuck because they’ll have to wash that shit off with THEIR hands or smell piss everytime they come in and leave their house…you can also shit…………… [/quote]
    fukin suspect… u heard of scat metafarce..!!

      ura joke dont waste our time,weve heard it all before


— Posted by Stravox on 4:26 am on Mar. 29, 2002

Ok, so me and a buddy really hated this one guy in the neighborhood.  (it was a modular home park)  He was mentally off, he had his 7 year old girl runnin around in diapers, YES DIAPERS, his wife was some fat hoe that yelled at everyone, and all he did was check other peoples mailboxes and walk into others’ backyards.  
So im sayin that what we did to this guy was deserved.  We wanted to really wanted to get back at this silly fucker, so we took a couple of pellet guns, snuck over around the back side of his house where we had a clear shot to his bedroom window and just layed there in the dark, watching and seein if we could take advantage of anything goin down.  BTW, the window wsa open cuz it was a hot summer night.  SO here they come in the bedroom, all ready to make some sweet love, and I was horny then and all, but I wasnt about to watch these two fat slobs make it , so we started poppin at the through the window with our pellet guns.  My second shot hit the guys lamp and it shattered on the dresser, then my friend actually pegged the guys wife and she starts screaming, then I hit the guy in the head and he starts cursing and swearing.  But these people are both really stupid, I mean they are real dumb fuckers- so they thinnk its like comming from somewhere else, and theyre all looking up and down like it came from inside.  So now i get out the sling shot, light a small bundle of black cats, and shoot em right into the window… then the fun began.  THose assholes ran out into the street outside, and called the cops even.  The cops didnt do shit becuse they were as dumb as the silly fucks that called them, and we were laughin our asses off.  

Next time a few weeks later at about 2am we were drinking a few beers outside in front of their place and I saw that one of thier car doors was open.  So i was buzzed and needed to piss, so I walked over, opened the car door and urinated inside all over the seat, floor, and dash.   Then I dared my friend to do it later when he had to piss, but i forgot if he did it or not.  

ANother time what we did was saw that the jackass was trying to clean up his garden in the back (dirt patch)  and he was planting all sorts of grass seeds and crap.  So we went to one of those fields that grows pure weeds with weed seeds in the tip, and harvested three bag fulls of pure weed seeds.  (not weed as in pot) Then we went over the afore mentioned backyard fence, and sowed weeds all over his yard.  Needless to say, nothing ever came of his effort to make his yard greener.  

Then another time, we stole a bunch of army surpluss equipment from a nearby warehouse, and threw all of the useless junk into his back yard hoping if they saw it they would blame him.  

I think we did alot of other things to him, prank calls n shit, but it would take days to tell all here.  Anyways, reading all this stuff on fuckin up the neighbors just got me reminiscing.  


— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 7:37 am on Mar. 29, 2002

just walk over when theyre shitting u off….


naked….




knock on their door and  say ..does this feel like a lump ..and offer them your sack!!!




that’ll fukem!!!;)


— Posted by morrisonisgod on 7:50 am on Mar. 29, 2002

If they have a garden bed, you can pour  table salt all over the soil,so nothing can ever grow there.

Its all in the holy bible……the pranksters bible,yes

yes God ,does have good revenge tips,Hahaha


— Posted by cheryl on 3:40 pm on April 5, 2002

do u have a pet? ……….. that poop’s a lot? ……cover their front lawn or maybe try the car (if they have one) or how about the washing hanging on the washing line………


— Posted by topgun on 5:12 pm on April 5, 2002

if he or she has a propoane tank around the house (small one) get a .22cal and shoot the tank from a distance. or if you know how to make napalm (gas and styrofoam ) do the clasic burning bag of shit routine and use napalm  ps. watch the fucker burn


Comments (2)

  • shelby(:

    These Ideas Are Legit Amazing!(: HAHA! Yall,should try gluing there mail boxes shut!! hahaha(:

  • Katelin

    My neighbors are bitches too! Anyway, if they are thieves, then give them your second prized possession( not you most prized possession) and then later that night, called the police ,swat team, F.B.I. , whoever you can reach, then lie right through your teeth and say they stole your most prized possession( your second prized possession) and that you’re not lying(your lying). If they don’t get arrested, then while your family and neighbors are sleeping, sneak out of the house with spray cans, and go to the neighbors house and spray paint crazy things on there house, and if they suspect you, say ” why would you suspect me? I’m a angel and would never – you’re dog did it!!!! ” ( if they have one) and quickly run away. That’s all I can think of.

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