How to take care of a bitch your friend is dating
— Posted by MechanicalReaper on 5:17 pm on Feb. 28, 2002
My friend fell for this total bitch and me and my best friend can’t stand her and we wanna do something so horrible to her that she’ll break up with our friend and hate us forever
— Posted by Just0nePepsi on 5:37 pm on Feb. 28, 2002
Invite them over when it is her time of the month. Get her to leave her purse someplace and get your other friend to rub icey hot on the pad. Wait for her to use her tampon or pad and bam listen for the screams. If you want them to break up rub a little icey hot on your other friend so it smells like he did it.
— Posted by Just0nePepsi on 5:40 pm on Feb. 28, 2002
Also you could have dinner for them and put like x-lax in her food. Wait for her to go to the bathroom and make sure you rubbed the seat with some icey hot and wait for the screams. Also if you wanna make it great plug up your toliet and wait for her to flush it and listen to her as she tries to unclog it. Make sure there is no plunger in there.
— Posted by MechanicalReaper on 5:49 pm on Feb. 28, 2002
Thats pretty good stuff i’m laughing my ballz off
why icy hot? i know it burns but not that bad i suggest to myself and others reading that you used Tiger Balm that stuff has a stronger scent and effect than icy hot
— Posted by Just0nePepsi on 6:57 pm on Feb. 28, 2002
when you get icy hot on a “private skin” it burns very badly. My story is one time i was putting the shit on and i scratched my nuts and boy was i going nuts. The next day i looked at it and the skin was peeling from the icy hot. Now just think what what would do to a pussy.
— Posted by kingsblade10 on 7:51 pm on Feb. 28, 2002
omg, thats phuckin great! i’ll remember that when my ex visits ;). mechanical reaper, check out the “random acts of evil” thread. it’s got a lot of mean shit. but along the lines of tearin the girls pussy up…rubbin fiberglass in a pair of her extra panties is hard to beat ;).
— Posted by Molitolv Volkov on 9:47 pm on Feb. 28, 2002
Ok first get her drunk somehow then drop her off somewere and hope she knows her way home. The next day tell her that her boyfriend did it.
Also i need a way to get this bitch to leave me alone. Shes a ex-girlfriend but shes fuckin nuts. she wont leave me alone even after i broke up with her 3 fuckin years ago she still follows me around n shit.
I NEED SOME HELP BAD.
— Posted by largeidaccam on 1:55 am on Mar. 1, 2002
sounds like she still likes you??? some chicks are just weird like that , good luck
— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 7:27 am on Mar. 1, 2002
sweet as molitov,just keep om fukin her,a sport fuk so to speak;) hehehe
— Posted by Molitolv Volkov on 5:00 pm on Mar. 1, 2002
Shes hot n all but god damn that was 3 years ago. I was drunk most of the time so i dont remember it but i apperently treated her really nice.
I wont fuck her. I have a Fieance(spelled?). I wont cheat on my woman
— Posted by Just0nePepsi on 9:37 pm on Mar. 1, 2002
lol i just thought of something. Quit making it hard just shoot the bitch. lol
im kinda messed up today so don’t listen to me
— Posted by MechanicalReaper on 11:33 am on Mar. 2, 2002
Follow her around instead and that’ll start to freak her out
— Posted by Molitolv Volkov on 3:58 pm on Mar. 2, 2002
I done tried that n it pisses me off hat all she did was lock me in her car.
— Posted by MechanicalReaper on 5:46 pm on Mar. 2, 2002
she locked you in her car?
— Posted by Molitolv Volkov on 6:48 pm on Mar. 4, 2002
Yup. That bitch knows my weaknesses. Manily my religion. (she stole my necronomicon) And also what im like when i drink so she played it out n pissed me off but oh well. And sorry i havent been on latley. My Girl was here. 😀
— Posted by Pyroclasm on 7:35 pm on Mar. 4, 2002
lol you said she had a car, dude thats good enough, think of the shit you could do to that, lol put some palmolive in her gas tank lol
— Posted by sonsky on 8:16 pm on Mar. 4, 2002
damn..if shes got a car, heres what you do…youget access to some liquid nitrogen (easy to get) and like 8 cans of generic shaving cream….at night…make sure her door(s) is unlocked…dip those can in the nitrogen and pell off the tin can…youll have a frozen block of shaving cream..(id make 8)..throw em in the car and lock the door….when she goes in that car..the windowsll
be really foggy…once she opens the door..like 20 pounds of babosal will fall on top of her AHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
— Posted by Mr Mushrooms on 4:02 am on Mar. 5, 2002
Try a more subtle approach perhaps, and send her or him a message supposedly from someone else thats incriminating, either from another guy or girl or whatever. Then he will confront her or vice versa and hopefully either one will become jealous and accusitive or the other will get upset that they are not trusted. If this doesn’t break them up immediately keep doing it but amke sure it’s annonymous. Anarchy is good but simplicity reins in this case.
— Posted by Molitolv Volkov on 7:10 pm on Mar. 5, 2002
thats some good ass ideas man! Im gonna try that shit.
— Posted by Lepoopie on 11:36 pm on Mar. 26, 2002
What me and my homies did was call social services on a bitches parents (she always whined about them anyways) and then one day, the bitch was far far away! Never had to deal with her again
— Posted by yourunforgivenII on 11:48 pm on Mar. 27, 2002
where can you find liquid nitro ?