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how would u kill some one

— Posted by loscgk83 on 1:09 am on Mar. 17, 2002

not really anarchy but i  just want to hear some of ur ideas, everythin from stalkin the preson[huntin] to ur weapon of choice[like the song] to how u get red of there body.

— Posted by confuzious on 1:23 am on Mar. 17, 2002

If I were going to kill someone i would poison them with ricin. I would put it in a pelletgun pellet, and then shoot them with it and run.

— Posted by Mr Mushrooms on 3:32 am on Mar. 17, 2002

Whats this person done to you that warrants killing them?

— Posted by largeidaccam on 3:42 am on Mar. 17, 2002

are you actually going to kill somone , or are you just an idiot that gets off on this type of shit??

— Posted by David carr on 5:31 am on Mar. 17, 2002

id like 2 kill some1 if i could do it and get away with it any ideas my main problem is getting rid off the body

— Posted by Shrapnal5 on 6:44 am on Mar. 17, 2002

what exactly is ricin?

— Posted by Mr Mushrooms on 8:58 am on Mar. 17, 2002

Personally I’ve always thought getting rid of the body would be the easy bit.
The obvious way to do this is to burn it in a sparsely populated area but burying it (in a decent location of course) or throwing it in the sea, chopping it up into small pieces and scattering them around…

Sorry I’m just in from work.

But seriously, you need to be damn sure you won’t get caught and dam nure you know what your doing becuase you won’t forget something like that in a hurry…


— Posted by Roland49686 on 11:29 am on Mar. 17, 2002

Body in the sea would be my idea.
I would use my .22 pistol on the guy. Pump him full of 16 rounds. If I was looking for a clean getaway i would try to get him on a boat… poison him and throw him overboard. Also do it in a storm so noone sees and may think he just drowned anyways.
Has anyone here ever killed someone. I haven’t (directly). Only some animals. Like that dog. But I don’t like killing animals because I believe they have more of a right to live than most humans. ūüôā

— Posted by wardriguez on 6:13 pm on Mar. 17, 2002

i WOULD love to kill sumone. i would do the most painful shit i could think of to them. i wouldn’t like rape them or nuthin. but i would cause so much pain that they would be begging me to kill them. i would like to put an axe in sum ones head. i would like to rip sumones throat out with my hands. i would like to do more shit i sent more later.

(Edited by wardriguez at 6:15 pm on Mar. 17, 2002)

— Posted by trowe on 6:41 pm on Mar. 17, 2002

I like that part about animals having more rights on this earth than man. I personally could easily kill a man before i could kill an animal. if u really want to kill someone. Just go to the place they live, or if they live in a place with more than the victim living there, just wait until midnight, go to the place, and kill him. easier than hell.
*Wher very baggy clothes, it will make it very hard to see how big your figure is.
*Where black clothing, and have a hood on your sweater.
*Where gloves.
*Make sure you have more than 2 escape routes from the place.
*Youre weapon of choice should either be silent and deadly, or you can use a loud weapon, but make sure you are quick at running.
thats about it. if ive forgotten anything, please post and tell me.

(Edited by trowe at 7:18 pm on Mar. 17, 2002)

— Posted by hendrix4twenty on 8:39 pm on Mar. 17, 2002

id like to kill someone, but i dont think id be able to unless i was fuckin baked off my ass. but then id just laugh my ass off and pass out

— Posted by DeathWagon on 9:01 pm on Mar. 17, 2002

I have thought about killing someone. I would love to do it all nasty like a stabing but that leaves to many clues. I would poisin them and burn the body. Then i would put half the ashes in the urn and the other half on my garden and eat the tomatoes of my victims MHUAHAHA lol. Um i would then repeat this prosses and in the end I would write a paper saying what i had done walk into the police station with all the ashes and then shoot my self in the head.

— Posted by Roland49686 on 9:18 pm on Mar. 17, 2002

You know I think some mental help could solve that lust for blood.
Killing is always a question of balls for people. Killers have the biggest balls of all society. Animals kill to live. Killing in inavoidable in life. U kill insects.

— Posted by Sicopath on 4:28 am on Mar. 18, 2002

I think a good idea would be to knock someone out and bury them alive in a graveyard. That’s the last place anyone would think of looking.

— Posted by Mr Mushrooms on 6:01 am on Mar. 18, 2002

Quote: from wardriguez on 6:13 pm on Mar. 17, 2002
i WOULD love to kill sumone. i would do the most painful shit i could think of to them. i wouldn’t like rape them or nuthin. but i would cause so much pain that they would be begging me to kill them. i would like to put an axe in sum ones head. i would like to rip sumones throat out with my hands. i would like to do more shit i sent more later.

(Edited by wardriguez at 6:15 pm on Mar. 17, 2002)

You are some SICK bro man

— Posted by aSs BacKWuRds on 8:55 am on Mar. 18, 2002

Put plastic on ur floor say ur havin a party later but u wanted them 2 come early. SHarpen a stick stab them with it. Burn the weapon burn the body. put body ashes in sea  scater bones in sea

— Posted by trowe on 12:41 pm on Mar. 18, 2002

The easiest way to kill someone is to shoot them in the head, or chest. Or if you really hate them, shoot them in the feet, than the knee caps, than the hands, than the elbows, than finally, put the son of a bitch out of his misery.

— Posted by Enries on 5:44 pm on Mar. 18, 2002

i think there’s some feeling here that needs to be vented, but the best way of not getting caught is to cut the body up and bury each bit in various places, tho the idea would need to be planned ahead. Or you if you work in a kebab shop then your problem is solved almost straight away.

— Posted by Hergor on 6:17 pm on Mar. 18, 2002

pretty much the best way of getting rid of the body would be to bury it in a grave at an old neglected graveyard… ¬†

— Posted by Jimmy Long on 5:13 am on Mar. 19, 2002

a body in a dumpster with 40 gal. of gasoline burns so hot that the bones disintegrate…..just some food for thought for all you maladjusted antisocial freaks with homicidal tendencies. ūüôā Your victim would be pretty unrecognizeable, and without bone/dental records to fall on, the question would be and would forever be, whodunit?

— Posted by vigilante on 3:39 am on Mar. 23, 2002

well, the easiest way to kill somebody would be to push them down an extremly steep and jagged gradient. But you will never be in that position. So, i would have to poison them.One of the best places to bury a person would be on a bit of land thats due to be concreted over.

— Posted by KrammitUpUrAss on 2:18 pm on Mar. 23, 2002

killing people is easy if u have the connections……..well however you kill the person you gotta get rid of the body….i watched this show once where these guys killed some woman, robbed her house, then poured 100mL of purfume on her, and all that was left was her legs and hands…..so the best way to do it would be to kill the person where no one ever is, like up in the mountains in the middle of no where…whoever sed it first was rite, you need plastic on the ground to get the blood, then take the body and whatever u killed them with, cut up the body into lots of peices, take a big metal barrel, put the body in there with the weapon, (DONT USE A GUN too easily traced!) and pour alota gasoline on it, (make sure the barrel doesnt have holes in it) lite a match, but be careful there will be smoke….gasoline leaves a chemical signature so if the cops ever come theyll kno u were burning alot…then u take the remains and crush them up (take the teeth tho thats a dead giveaway for dental records), the bones mite not burn (do this all in the barrel dont let n e thing leave it) then u take the barrel with the remains, wrap it in plastic, put the original plastic in the barrel bury the barrel in a unattended graveyard but not the teeth, go traveling with the teeth and bury one at every spot u goto, no one will ever find them (be careful its easy to spot a fresh grave) ……another way —some guy in the 1800s killed about 40 people and put the bodies in a vat of acid, all that was left was a sludge – u could dump that in the ocean/bay…. —-or—- (Ever see the movie Snatch) crazy mob guy in england kills people, chops up the bodies, shaves head and takes out teeth, into 6 peices and feeds to pigs….lol

— Posted by ghettopimp70 on 1:35 am on Mar. 24, 2002

I was just about to refer to Snatch but KrammitUpUrAss beat me to it…Anyway another way to dispose of the body is to dump him in the lake or ocean or whatever…but dont be stupid like the mafia is…you gotta tie a lotta weights on the guy so he doesnt come floating up the shore the next day..And no offense Ass Backwards but the party idea isnt really smart cuz you dont dont know if the victim is talking on the phone saying “yeah im going to John Doe’s party tonight..blah blah blah…” the point is you have to be as least suspect as possible

— Posted by Ankou on 9:48 am on Mar. 24, 2002

Allright guys… I have many enemies some of them would not hestitate to kill me if we were alone somewhere. Naturally i hate my enemies with a hate that allmost is holy. And so.. i wouldnt hestitate to kill them one by one, i dont know where some of them lives but i have their phone numbers and with the help of the numbers i could find out where they live. Or i could follow them from their work when they are done for the day and spy on them for a week or so, gathering information about them. Then i would get some clothing that i do not normally use and sunglasses. My weapon of choice would be a silenced .22 pistol. A silencer isnt that hard to make. I would enter their house when noone but the one im going to kill is home. preferably at night, and then shoot the victim in the head.(Two times between the eyes just to be sure) I would then quickly get out of there along an escape route i planned before the assault. There is a problem however. If the victim has locked all doors and windows at night i would have to wait until im sure he is asleep and put some duct tape on a window and then smash it with a hammer embedded in something soft. In the middle of the night the muffled sound of smashed glass wont be heard by anyone since most people are asleep. And its good to use a .22 when you shoot someone because the cops will have a reeeally hard time to track the bullet back to your gun since a .22 lead bullet has more hitting power than a .45 so it will go right through the victim and smash itself against a wall or something. It will then be quite flat and demolished. Hard to track back as i said. But it would be best to ditch the gun anyway. And as for empty shell casings ejected by the pistol you could put something over the ejector so the empty brass casings would be collected in it and not drop onto the floor. What about the body then you say? I would just leave it where it is why all unnecessary work with burying it somewhere? As long as noone knows you did it, it doesnt matter if u leave the body where it is. I know my plan has many possibilities of failing but who makes a perfect plan in 10 minutes? heh well peace b with u all. And may your enemies rot in hell.

— Posted by trowe on 9:49 am on Mar. 24, 2002

kill the asshole any way u want, than put gang colors on him. cops will just say it was a gang conflict or sum shit like that.

— Posted by trowe on 9:53 am on Mar. 24, 2002

ankou, i like urs. if a plan is made to the most perfect detail, you leave no room for errors. if thee is no room for errors, than when sumthing does go wrong, u will be fukked. always leave room for error, cause errors always occur.

— Posted by Ankou on 11:09 am on Mar. 25, 2002

Im writing a file on murder and how to get away with it right now. (Well its becoming more like a book or something) For all of u guys to use when the need arises. Its my first file and its far from finished yet but i’ll ask Xpl0siv to put it in the archives when its finished. It will deal with all the basic stuff. (I.e to never leave blood behind at the scene of the murder if you cut yourself since the cops will find out who did it when they check the DNA in the blood.) And some more complicated stuff like the cops interrogation techniques. But i suppose u could find that one in the archives. Any help would be appreciated. I dont know of many poisons, Pure nicotine is the best one i know of i think.. Does anyone know of a couple of good poisons?

— Posted by chroniccrescent on 11:56 am on Mar. 25, 2002

if u kill sum1 its a good idea to pull out their teeth, so they cant be dentally identified. and dont bury the body in a grave yard, that is so fuckin stupid, y dont u put up a headstones as well?

— Posted by chroniccrescent on 11:58 am on Mar. 25, 2002

if i killed sum1, id bury them in a sank bunker in a golf course, who would ever suspect? and there would b any signs of the sand being digged up (unless ur really messy) cause its sand, not dirt ūüėé

— Posted by trowe on 4:44 pm on Mar. 25, 2002

why fukkin barry the body at all? it would just raise a search involving everybody, and that is not good at all. They can get warrants to check anyones house they want and your fukked. if u kill them and leave them, than the cops no he/shes dead, and only lookin for the killer. also if u burry the body, they might think the person was kidnapped, and thats even worse, unless u want the ransom…

— Posted by ghettopimp70 on 11:22 pm on Mar. 25, 2002

The graveyard plan is dumb whats gonna happen when the undertakers are digging a hole and find some dead guy are they gonna think “Oh man we forgot to give that guy a tombstone and coffin” Like i said before if you wanna ditch the body, in my opinion the best way is to tie him down with weights and drop him in the lake. If i were to modify Ankou’s plan (though it is a good plan) I would sneak in the house when the victim is in the shower for 4 reasons..1. He wont hear u enter cause of the water running. 2.A persons defences are most down walking out of the bathroom with a towel around them. 3. In a bathroom the bullet would be easy to recover if you wanted to. 4 if youre really sick, youll get to see the look in the persons eye

— Posted by Zero Dark on 11:44 pm on Mar. 25, 2002

Take a pice of ice and jam it in their eye while their sleeping the ice will melt and not leave fingerprints

— Posted by jamesbondwoman on 4:12 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

I am somewhat of a neat freak. ¬†What I mean is you want to make sure that you dot all of your i’s and cross your t’s when you are contemplating something of this magnitude. ¬†A few things you want to consider. ¬†Do you have the stomach to carry out the act solo? ¬†If your answer is no, stop here. ¬†Murder isn’t your forte. ¬†The only thing an accomplice will get you is time. ¬†Is flourescent orange your color? ¬†I thought not. ¬†Now that we’ve collectively established that murder is not a group activity, you might want to consider how you will do it. ¬†My preference would be neat but direct. ¬†Poison (not traceable back to you through purchase or borrowing obviously). ¬†There are other methods of course, but try to avoid the messy ones like bullets and bugeoning unless you don’t plan on leaving a trace of fingerprints or DNA behind. ¬†Also, if the most important thing in real estate is location…location…location… then surely the most important element of murder is alibi…alibi…alibi. ¬†In other words, make sure you HAVE one before you do the deed. ¬†But lets not discount the fact that when it comes to murder, some familiarity with the victim may be to your advantage, because you have now established a reason to be there without arrousing too much suspicion. Making fingerprints and DNA lesser an issue. ¬†But before you jump for joy on this note, ¬†make sure your association does not coincide with MOTIVE. ¬†Will anyone suspect you because of the nature of your relationship with your victim (maybe it was obvious to everyone that there was no love lost between the two of you, which puts you at the top of the suspect list when questions start) regardless of how tight your alibi may seem. ¬†If I were going to kill someone, my own enemy would never suspect me, so how would the authorities. ¬†( in other words, it is ok to have enemies, but not always wise to let your enemies know how dispised they are. ¬†That’s just a useless waste of energy that may prevent you from being able to dispose of them when you are ready). ¬†If you study serial killers, the reason why some of them were able to kill for years without being captured, not to mention the countless unsolved murders, is because they were not personally associated with their victims. ¬†Lastly, ¬†How comfortable are you that your inquiries on this site are secure? ¬†How do you know that simply by being a member of this website, that you haven’t already compromised your plan. ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†

— Posted by chroniccrescent on 5:32 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

u know a lot for a newbie, ur first post!

— Posted by Ankou on 6:19 am on Mar. 27, 2002

Yeah you have the brains jamesbondwoman, the DNA and fingerprint stuff is ovibious even to the dumbest criminal though. It’s when you havent planned ahead that you will get caught though. and i suggest that anyone who are going to kill someone, would observe the victim, learning his routines and then make a plan. Search your plan for possibility of failure. (there is always a possibility of failure but you must make the risk of failure as small as possible.)

— Posted by jamesbondwoman on 10:46 am on Mar. 27, 2002

This is for Shrapnal5 who is curious about the drug, Ricin.  If you are still wondering, Ricin is a preformed biological toxin derived from the bean of the castor plant that can be used as a biogical weapon if it is inhaled or impelled, such as the incident in which an assailant, while disgusing a gun as an umbrella assasinated Bulgarian exile Georgi Markov, by impelling him with the toxin.  While this case is an exception, oral is still the most common mode of exposure.  The symptoms which manifest in a matter of a couple of hours include: weakness, fever, cough, chest tightness, arthralgia, gastrointesinal disorders and dyspnea.  Eventually leading to stroke, shock, hypotension, multiple organ failure and death.  As of the present, I do not believe there is any vaccine or antitoxin available.      

— Posted by knightmedia on 1:21 am on Mar. 29, 2002

Do you guys (and girls) realize that only about 40% of the homicides in the US are actually investigated AS HOMICIDES? That means that 60% of the killers actually know what they’re doing. You don’t actually think all those people on your milk cartons are still out there with different hairdoos and colored contacts, do you?

Killing is the easy part. Just use your imagination, and don’t leave any evidence. Plastic seems to repel blood pretty well. Getting rid of the body is the hardest part. Melt all the flesh and organs in acid and dump into your nearest flowing river. Crush the bones and do the same. Make sure you grind down the teeth and skull into powder so that even if the remains ARE discovered, there is no way to prove identity by visual means. (sorry, but DNA is “new and improved”)


— Posted by guzzetti on 10:27 pm on Mar. 30, 2002

Ill tell u what i would do,. i would stick body into a blender starting with his legs.after it fills make him drin it then continue again were u left off. Kinda sick uh?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm    milky flesh

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