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— Posted by Commandos on 9:03 pm on Feb. 12, 2002

I am a preety phsycotic person when it comes down to it, but I am moving out soon and want to make a dramatic exit. I would like anyone to post any ideas that will help me fake my insanity. I don’t mean Jason insane, but more of a Hannibal type insane. That would definetely make a dramatic exit for me, and make no one try to find me when they realize I am gone

— Posted by largeidaccam on 9:49 pm on Feb. 12, 2002

find some pigs blood and write shit about the devil on the walls , write some crazy chant on the wall , also in blood draw goats and stuff like that , paint all your walls black , just think along those lines , like that wouldnt scare peoples

— Posted by BoOnDoCk SaInT on 10:08 pm on Feb. 12, 2002

Go up to ur dad and ask
“ive been seriously considering eating your wife”

Bound to work.

— Posted by largeidaccam on 10:33 pm on Feb. 12, 2002

lmao thats heaps funny lol

— Posted by Sicopath on 4:00 am on Feb. 13, 2002

spray blood all over your face,  squint your eyes a little and say “help me”

— Posted by Hergor on 8:32 am on Feb. 13, 2002

take a long black robe and stand in the middle of a burning pentagram at night while they are looking and shout some strange phrases…


record some screams and play them at night and afterwards run outa your house/room/appartment with that pig’s blood all over ya and give a nice grin…


fake eating a rat… (make a nice little rat-doll and fill with marzipan and ketchup)

— Posted by Zambosan on 11:52 am on Feb. 13, 2002

Just use bigboom or DogMan as a case study.  They both did a pretty good job convincing me they’re both crackers.

“The diagnosis was acute personality disorder combined with psychotic overtones and manic-depressive tendencies.  In short, stark-raving mad.” – Megadeth

— Posted by preditor on 2:31 pm on Feb. 13, 2002

start talking about like ten things at once all blended into each other and each time you say something answer it with at least three controdicting answers. make it as incoherent as possible. wave your arms around and bob your head while you do it. through in the occasional scream and every once and a while grab the hair on the back of your head with both hands and squeeze your elbows together and curl into a ball screaming “oh it hurts” and stuff like that. Carefull this landed me in a little white room getting EEG’s and MRI’s and stuff like that done to me

— Posted by Systemadic on 4:21 pm on Feb. 13, 2002

While at the dinner table on the eve of your departuer, stand up and de-pant yourself. Revieling that you have turned your erection into a gun by means of a black or silver permanent marker, some time before dinner. Then start a hard rapid masturbation,while stareing directly into your fathers eyes and gropeing your mother or sister. Also,sing a nursery rhyme throughout.

— Posted by largeidaccam on 12:29 am on Feb. 15, 2002

your as bad as that fag that bites peoples cocks off!!

— Posted by vigilante on 5:08 am on Feb. 15, 2002

u could start frothing at the mouth and start saying freaky stuff that would make u sound like a devil worshipper

— Posted by preditor on 1:23 pm on Feb. 15, 2002

Do what I do when I want to freak some one out, take a knife and start carveing things into your body drinking or liking the blood. push the blood to the front of your mouth and give a toothy smile. you front teeth will look all red and bloody (probably because they are)

— Posted by Commandos on 7:15 pm on Feb. 15, 2002

Well all these ideas are good, but ut’s not quite what I was looking for.  I want more of a step up every so often not one big insane step.  Also it has to be a gradual change as to not send me strait to the asylum before I can get away

— Posted by preditor on 7:34 pm on Feb. 15, 2002

Start out small you say. start talking about violent things more often, sart haveing strange marks on your body, start makeing the way you dress look more to the way a crazy person should look. and hang weird things on your wall. as time goes on start talking more like Manson (Either Charles or Marylin), turn the marks into deep engraved symbols, adventually wear all black with weird stuff on it and when enough time goes by you can paint your room black and play with weird shit like chicken feet, sheeps eyes and goat balls. whatever makes you feel crazy, do it.

— Posted by Sicopath on 7:35 pm on Feb. 15, 2002

go out into your living room at night, open all the windows and turn the TV to a static channel and say “I can see it” gradually louder every night.

— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 1:24 am on Feb. 16, 2002

just walk around ,wherever ur trying or wanting to leave*cuz i still dun quite get where ur leaving
and just lik your hands and shit .look freaky not pull faces just hold your finger in ur ear u know think about it

what would u spin out on,u say ur crazy! if it would spin u out fuk thinkin to wut it would do to others.

 fuk i could have fun with this one,i could go on all day

— Posted by Commandos on 10:45 pm on Feb. 18, 2002

yea I’d say I was partially insane, but others don’t think so.  I plan to go to an unspecifed place and to live there and maybe work a little.  I plan to make people have the inmpression that I am a psychopath, but not truly insane.  It is hard to explain, but you all seem to be understanding me so keep submitting what you are because it is helping.

— Posted by Darkie on 9:28 pm on Feb. 19, 2002

Make sure you say good by to Lucifer…ur neighbors dog

— Posted by largeidaccam on 10:58 pm on Feb. 19, 2002

lol , and also buy like a black cat and shit like that just try the be the stryotype of a gothic ie wearing only black , nilly all the ideas above , altho i havent really tryed i dont think it could be that hard to act crazy…

— Posted by preditor on 11:05 am on Feb. 20, 2002

who in here needs to act?

— Posted by Switchy on 8:48 pm on Feb. 21, 2002

go in everyone’s room and turn their furnitre around.  make computers, tvs, stereos, shelves (if you can move them) face the wall.  If they ask you about it talk in circles.  talking incohereintly is pretty confusing too (actually a CIA interrogation method called the Alice in Wonderland technique.  fucking CIA.)

— Posted by bigboom on 12:53 am on Feb. 22, 2002

get a shit load of barbie and ken dolls hang them around your room on little nooses and knifes shoved in them covered in pigs blood and when your parents say something just reply that they wouldn’t shut the fuck up

P.S. Zambosan what did I do I don’t like haveing  enemys for unkown reasons  plus define cracker where I come from it = white dumbass

— Posted by smoothcriminal on 4:12 am on Mar. 29, 2002

one word black dress in black listen to the hardest rock music . wear mascara . paint fingernails black . kill the neighbor cat . talk about suicide. aske parent why they dont love you. make obvios calls to the butcher about blood to quench your thirst.

— Posted by morrisonisgod on 8:09 am on Mar. 29, 2002

always go out in public with a cape, and call your self
“Can-do” man . tell people your thier to help save them from crime. then when they ask any follow up questions
‘scream’ pull down your pants,then run away from them as fast as you can.,yelling “they tried to grab my special area!”
dont forget to tell your parents “next time I watch you guys having sex,Ill videotape it,so I can remeber you two,when you guys  past away.

whenever thiers a bunch of open seats like in a movie theater, go sit right next to a complete stranger ,especially if thier the only ones there ,and ask if they mind if you sit here,and through out the movie just stare at them,the whole time,while making comments about how ”this is really a great movie”dont forget to tell them how big your trunk size is ,in your car,tell them it can fit a whole human in there,then laugh,and laugh, comment again on the movie.

— Posted by clichit on 9:33 am on Mar. 29, 2002

If you really want to freak people out just go around and start screaming, “I’ll rip your spine out and beat you to with it,” then takle them and start bitting them at the base of their neck.

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