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— Posted by Zollster on 11:55 pm on Nov. 2, 2001

Lets make this a topic where we all share random ways to wreak havoc.  Heres my first contribution: -Need: 1)tennis ball 2) “strike-anywhere” matches 3) duct tape  4)  X-Acto Knife  -What to do: Cut small portoin of tennis ball open, break off MANY “strike-anywhere” match heads off and stuff the sucker ’till you can’t anymore,  duct tape the ball closed, aim, FIRE!   (I’ve never tried it because I cant find strike anywhere matches, but I hear it works great…


— Posted by Cypher on 12:39 am on Nov. 3, 2001

Ma Contribution~

(tha tennis ball one..me and Milenko waz gonna do that but we found stike anywheres had been banned for years)
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A nifty and kinda easy way to blow somethin:

1. Get a glass container.

2. Put in a few drops of gasoline.

3. Cap the top.

4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates.

5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this shit from a snake bite kit)

6. The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object. (Meaning enemies car, random house, macdonalds or use ur imagination >=) ~)

After throwing this thing, RUN like a black man that just raped a white girl. I heard this thing packs about a stick of dynamite.
___________xX~


— Posted by Ripgutcanibalistic on 12:18 am on Nov. 4, 2001

You stupied fucks are willing to try anything someone tells you!  I tend to use more of a traditional method, we call them grenades!


— Posted by Zollster on 12:44 am on Nov. 4, 2001

…ok


— Posted by Cypher on 5:55 am on Nov. 4, 2001

…..yes well maybe if i had a fucken box of grenades lyring around i wouldnt be looking at how to make bombs in the 1st place fuck head!!

Jesus…like we all have grenades lyring around ~ ill agree grenades are more conventional but i do go down to 7-11 and buy a pack of 12 and maybe get a discount !?!?!

…NO! u fucken retard!


— Posted by unitzero on 1:55 am on Nov. 6, 2001

i’m building a dos system and using wardialers on my creditors.


— Posted by Vertigo on 4:03 am on Nov. 6, 2001

glass etching compound can really mess up a wind sheild…


— Posted by saurontheevil on 9:47 am on Nov. 6, 2001

i got a few nifty tricks
try stuffing a tennis ball full of black powder and duct taping it shut with a wick stuffed into the middle
light,throw,and run like hell
or use a contact explosive in it then you dont need a wick, these are best when fired out of a potato launcher to obtain maximum power
using gas in the potato launcher is a great way to turn it into a fucking portable rocket launcher
i like to use the potato launcher method to piss off the neighbors, works well on small animals


— Posted by saurontheevil on 3:55 pm on Nov. 7, 2001

more fun shit to do is to launch golf ball bombs at the people of the neighborhood with the potato launcher

or better yet put it to good use and go out and use it to break into someone’s garage and steal their car and go sell it for drugs


— Posted by Cypher on 10:59 pm on Nov. 8, 2001

haha! 🙂


— Posted by The Great Milenko on 9:14 am on Nov. 13, 2001

HAHAHA!! yeah good one ripgutcanibalistic mmm yeah we use grenades, what are you like 10!!
get a life wanker
your like as bad as whats his name who “suposedly” has contacts who play around with anthrax lol
lemme guess your like some baddass gangster who’s had like tonz of gang wars and lost tonz of homeys to piggers and rival gangs and has also done time for an armed robbery or somthing lol


— Posted by Cypher on 4:17 am on Nov. 17, 2001

Im sure a large percentage of you have heard of thermite:

Well there is lots of ways 2 cause evil with this~

i read an idea outa the Anarchist cookbook 2 put it on the hood of a car and it will melt throu the engine block, axle and then drop onto the path.

even at skool placing it on a set of lockers, light and run!

but if you get caugh with this stuff (rather self explanitory) your fucked.

And another random act of evil is to light a house on fire…while ppl are in it!~


— Posted by GR3MLIN on 8:55 pm on Nov. 18, 2001

cypher, good idea, but i reckon you’d get more fucked than the people in the house.

GR3MLIN


— Posted by cashed on 4:01 am on Nov. 24, 2001

if you want to really fuck some one up this little device could make it so you enemy has to brethe out of an oxigen tank for the rest of there life …..                                                                                                                                                                       1. take some blech then take some pure amonia (you can get it out of a first ade kit, its used to wake some one up thats been knocked out, it comes in little glass tablettes) you will need a bunch of this stuff , enough to fill up a water bottle.   2.now that you have your bleech and amonia cut the tops of two water bottles and fill one with bleech and duct tape them together with a piece of wax paper between them   3.then pour the amonia in the other side of your water bottle contraption. the amonia will eat through the wax paper and mix with the bleech, it makes a super  potent gas that can melt a persons lungs…….. the wax paper just acts as a timer allowing you enough time to get away…………. and it does work so dont test it on a friend or yourself                                                            


— Posted by darK troll on 3:31 am on Nov. 25, 2001

Be a //00B [_ ! Iand go around 3GGinG (Egging)
I find Taxis are the craziest things to egg… one almost killed me, the guy came out, and chased me a few yards…


— Posted by saurontheevil on 4:32 pm on Nov. 27, 2001

thats crazy
better yet take a potato launcher and fire bannanas out of it at oh say …..  an on coming car
it’ll only fire the insides not the peel
hahahahaha…………
can you say splat


— Posted by Sicopath on 5:41 pm on Nov. 27, 2001

use a small allen key and stuf lots of tin foil into a car lock.
Or do the same thing to the deadbolt in someone’s house and then come back some time and steal their stuff (as they couldn’t lock their door).
Sell the stuff to a pawn shop in another suburb and use the money to buy your “friend” a sympathy present.


— Posted by ladieluver on 9:48 pm on Nov. 27, 2001

Go to your local country club at night and break into the place where the golf carts are then steal the golf carts and go buck wild on the green and the course and leave em there thats the best thing in the world to do seriously


— Posted by The Great Milenko on 11:28 pm on Nov. 27, 2001

Aight i cant resist contributing to a subject such as this so heres meh contribution, which i got out of the anarchist’s cookbook by the way so im not implying that i had this idea or anything: ok here what you’ll need:

A few cans of shaving cream (about 5-10 the more the merryier)

A cold night

Some liquid nitrogen (i know it’s like impossible to aqquire but it’s the best option but if you can just use a freezer)

A “phriend’s” car (i dont literally mean a friend just anyone you dont like)

ok now if your using a freezer instead of liquid nitrogen then you’ll need to freeze the cans the night b4
now with a pair of tin cutters or somthing similar cut the metal off the frozen blocks of shaving cream, then get into the persons car (without breaking a window!!) i dont know how you might get around this, maybe with a slim jim or somthing anyway then place all the blocks of frozen shaving cream in the car (be creative place them all around the car on the seat in the glovebox etc.)
then shut the car and make sure the entire car is pretty much airtight (this is important!!) then in the morning your “phriend” goes to open his car door (providing that the windows are foggy so he/she doesent see the shaving cream) all the shaving cream would have melted and pressurized the car and when he/she opens the door the car will explode (note not literally it will just depressurize) spraying shaving cream all over the car and him/her 🙂


— Posted by The Great Milenko on 10:47 pm on Dec. 2, 2001

oh also concentrated sulfuric acid in a capped glass bottle makes a pretty good grenade type projectile which is good on most things (house roofs, cars, ppl)


— Posted by The Great Milenko on 10:50 pm on Dec. 2, 2001



Quote: from Cypher on 10:39 am on Nov. 3, 2001
A nifty and kinda easy way to blow somethin:


another way would be to be someone like jade lol


— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 6:16 am on Dec. 3, 2001

well heres mine then….i was just in my garage makin a shiteload of gelfuel (my most trusted friend) and i was feeling a smite bored so i went to the local skoool and smeared a dirty hunk of this goo all over the top side of a lpg gas cylinder set her alight and fukin hoiked off outta there i got home and cracked a frothy one then heard an fukin allmighty bang let me tell u ….theres no skool tomorow;)


— Posted by DarianKnight on 4:17 am on Dec. 7, 2001

Not sure if this one works (never tried it) but here goes…

It involved freezing a can of shaving cream and cutting the bottom off it.

Slide the solid block of “compressed” shaving cream outta the container.

Take that block late at night and set it on top of somebody’s car…

From what I’ve read, when the shaving cream block melts it expands an insane amount and within a few hours (maybe less) the entire car will be covered in it…

Better yet.. bust the glass of the car and throw it in the back seat… with any luck the insides of the car will be filled when the dumb fuk goes to work the next morning.. 🙂

dunno which cans of shaving cream it’ll work on but one of my friends told me that he tried it once on “devil’s night” and the whole car was covered the next morning. 🙂

Here’s one I KNOW will work…

Surefire way to fuck up a car…

Everyone knows that sugar in the gastank screws things up… but have you ever tried styrofoam? hehe

Makes a poor man’s napalm in the gas tank and COMPLETELY screws up the ENTIRE car… I’ve done this b4.. never laughed so hard in my life…

yup.. this is a surprise posting by yours truly – Darian Knight.  

“Enlightening people, one preschooler at a time”


— Posted by Sicopath on 4:57 am on Dec. 7, 2001

Random acts of evil?

Go into a public toilet and piss all over the toilet seats, you’ll leave with an incredible feeling of satisfaction.


— Posted by largeidaccam on 11:05 pm on Dec. 7, 2001

{my friend thought of this an ive posted this before} go to a skool at night if you know where there assembelary {icant spell}area is take a shit there an by the mourning it will stink too:(


— Posted by firestyle on 11:14 pm on Dec. 7, 2001

smoke some weed then spraypaint public buildings and smash letterboxes with a baseball bat, thats fun


— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 2:30 am on Dec. 8, 2001

hang a firm steaming  nugget on a plastic bag and smear it under some poor fukers car door handle  better still smear it under all four door handles,works a charm


— Posted by saurontheevil on 10:44 pm on Dec. 8, 2001

this one’s a classic but works every time
put dog shit in a paper bag an put on some fuckers porch then light on fire and run as you ring the doorbell
make sure you watch that fucker stomp on it to put it out


— Posted by The Great Milenko on 2:14 am on Dec. 9, 2001



Quote: from DarianKnight on 2:17 pm on Dec. 7, 2001
Not sure if this one works (never tried it) but here goes…

It involved freezing a can of shaving cream and cutting the bottom off it.

Slide the solid block of “compressed” shaving cream outta the container.

Take that block late at night and set it on top of somebody’s car…

From what I’ve read, when the shaving cream block melts it expands an insane amount and within a few hours (maybe less) the entire car will be covered in it…


……..your an idiot!!! i posted that about two spaces up from urs!!!! phucken hell!!! read what other ppl have posted b4 you go posting shit next time!!


— Posted by saurontheevil on 4:34 pm on Dec. 10, 2001

get into some fuckers car and spray syrup all over the seats before putting the shaving cream into the car


— Posted by The Dark Avenger on 1:41 pm on Dec. 11, 2001

Hello. I was invited to BombShock by my old pal Vertigo. I am quite intrested in what I have seen. As for my random acts of violence, here is another “don’t know if it works” task.

What you need:  Spark Plug, Hammar (unless the spark plug disassembles), and a car window (preferably side window).

What you do: Remove the porcelian from the spark plug by whatever means necessary. Discard the metal pieces of the plug. Go to the target car and throw a piece of the porcelian, striking the window.

I have been told that this makes almost no noise and you can use a small piece of the porcelian instead of a large one.

Some other violence can be drected toward the neighborhood pets. Catch a cat and cut off it’s whiskers. This will make him lose his sense of ballance.

I have tons of crule and unusual acts of violence toward cats, but will save that for a later time.


— Posted by saurontheevil on 2:09 pm on Dec. 11, 2001

oh hell yea it will spider web the window and then you just pull out the peices ne chunk at a time or bust the window in


— Posted by ladieluver on 12:46 am on Dec. 12, 2001

OMG RU SERIOUS!!! IF YOU CUT OFF A CATS WHISKERS IT WILL LOSE ITS SENSE OF BALANCE????? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! TELL ME MORE CRUEL THINGS TO DO TO A CAT I WANT TO TERRORIZE THIS ONE CAT!!! TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!


— Posted by saurontheevil on 10:51 am on Dec. 12, 2001

just cut the little fucker’s tail right off
that will for sure make it lose it’s balance


— Posted by saurontheevil on 10:52 am on Dec. 12, 2001

or if your really sick then strap a bomb of any kind to it’s back


— Posted by The Dark Avenger on 4:08 pm on Dec. 12, 2001

If you know who owns the cat, drag it (the cat) around in a burlap or other cloth bag for a while. Really rough it up and piss it off. Then, before the mail man makes his stop, open the bag into the owners mailbox, quickly close the door so the cat doesn’t escape, raise the flag, and wait in the bushes or other covering and watch the mail man get the shit clawed out of him. NOTE: This will only work on a “box” type mailbox, not the kind that hangs on your house. It’s not a good idea to do this to your own house because (after being mauled) the mail man will probably avoid that box.

If you don’t have those types of mailboxes in your area, stuff the little bastard into one of those outside video return boxes or something.

Here’s something elst to get a laugh, assuming you haven’t tortured the beast so much that it fleas from you upon picking up on your scent. Tie (or use rubberbands) small pieces of paper bag to a cats feet and let it go. Cats hate to have “booties”.

More to come……

Q: How do you make a cat go WOOF?

A: Douse it with gasoline and throw it in a fire.


— Posted by The Dark Avenger on 4:50 pm on Dec. 12, 2001

BTW…saurontheevil… Cutting a cats tail off will not make it lose it’s ballance, besides, that’s mean. LOL..Anyway, I have seen several “bobtailed” cats running around where I live. It’s just like cutting a dogs tail off or cropping it’s ears. Cutting it’s tail off would be a little messy too.

Paint it’s ass and balls with gasoline, acetone or hot sause or something. You’ve never seen a cat move so fast!.


— Posted by death the horned god on 5:00 pm on Dec. 12, 2001

you can always spray paint a swastika on someones car or a window, swastika offend almost everybody, also depending on where you do it, it’ll get more attention, for instance, you could do it on someones car and they’ll probably get really pissed off and shit, but if you do it on the main door of a school, then it’ll make the front page of the paper. im not saying im racist, but if you really wanna cause trouble, that’ll do it.


— Posted by saurontheevil on 5:41 pm on Dec. 12, 2001

or you could just put it in a cooler and kick the shit out of it for like a 15 min. then let it loose
the fucker will be scared almost dead but just barley still alive


— Posted by The Dark Avenger on 10:13 pm on Dec. 12, 2001

LMAO…

I’ll hafta try that one!


— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 12:44 am on Dec. 13, 2001

random “cats” (acts har fukin har) of evil

tie a peice of cord around its guts just b4 its back legs and watch that for as long as it takes u to swallow your tongue (cuz u will laugh your ass off)

grab a length of gaffer or duct tape and tape it the length of the cats back (it thinks its walkin under shit) as long as the tapes there hell be crawlin around

  all good fer a laugh when ur drunk as fuk with your mates

rok on ppl ….jAk


— Posted by The Great Milenko on 3:08 am on Dec. 13, 2001

HAHA!! yeah i’ve done that whiskers shit b4 it’s such a pisser!! especially when stoned!
but to scare the owners do somthing creative like giving it a paintjob and/or haircut


— Posted by The Great Milenko on 3:20 am on Dec. 13, 2001



Quote: from somefukinsnapov on 10:44 am on Dec. 13, 2001
grab a length of gaffer or duct tape and tape it the length of the cats back (it thinks its walkin under shit) as long as the tapes there hell be crawlin around

hahah!!! gotta try that!!!


— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 3:27 am on Dec. 13, 2001

yeah go hard buds its hella funny

one more for the road tape a big peice of orange skin to its head accross its nose and it fukin goes absolutely haggiss  thats also kinda funny in an enclosed space stoned with some mates

                 ….rok on ppl ….jAk


— Posted by firestyle on 10:35 am on Dec. 14, 2001

true dudes i hate cats


— Posted by The Dark Avenger on 1:10 pm on Dec. 14, 2001

Cat Boxing

What you’ll need:
Two cats
Masking tape
Cardboard box (preferably a deep one)
Cloths pins (the kind with springs)

What to do:
Tape the cats front paws up to make them look like boxing gloves. When your ready, put a cloths pin on each of the cats tails and drop them into the box together. Each will think the other is the one biting it’s tail and they will “box”. Take bets and so forth, it should be a lot of phun.


— Posted by preditor on 1:33 pm on Dec. 14, 2001

Tie a cat too a doorknob with either one string holding all its feet together or by two strings holding two paws each give it 4 feet of string and laugh


— Posted by preditor on 1:34 pm on Dec. 14, 2001

It’s really funny when someone tries to open the door


— Posted by dellexo on 7:59 pm on Dec. 14, 2001

Sick fucks,I hope you are all joking right?:angry:


— Posted by Dman on 10:25 pm on Dec. 14, 2001

if you want to do something fun (but yer not mean), put a sock over a cat’s head…


— Posted by ladieluver on 2:39 am on Dec. 15, 2001



Quote: from The Dark Avenger on 4:08 pm on Dec. 12, 2001

Q: How do you make a cat go WOOF?

A: Douse it with gasoline and throw it in a fire.


yo man do you read uhhh what was it…. stuff magazine or fhm or uhhh maxim cause i saw a joke in there exactly like that kool


— Posted by ladieluver on 2:40 am on Dec. 15, 2001

hey dellexo i dont think there kidding… but its still pretty damn funny!


— Posted by The Dark Avenger on 3:43 am on Dec. 15, 2001

LOL..I knew I saw it somewhere before! Probably one of those rags. Neways, I ain’t really mean to cats anymore. I was when I was younger, but the only thing I do now is shoot their ass with a BB gun when they get into my trash can. I heard a guy talking one time about shalacking a cats ass. You know, the same shit that you put on gaskets to make them seal…kinda like calking. That makes it so the cat can’t go crap and eventually dies. Another thing he said was to attach a trebble hook (three hooks in one) to some string (about a foot or so) and imbed the hook into some raw meat or fish or something. When the cat digests the hook, it catches on it’s intestins. When the cat shits, the string comes out and eventuall getting hung on something tearing the cat’s guts out. That shit’s just plain cruel and I’d never try or condone it. Another guy said something about seeing how far a cat can fall and still land on it;s feet. I think he said about 5 stories was the limit. Oh, the cat still landed on it’s feet, but the impact killed it. Dead cats aren’t much fun to play with.


— Posted by ladieluver on 3:51 am on Dec. 15, 2001

LMAO!!!! hahaha dead cats arn’t much fin to play with…. ha thats good… but you can always take it and but it under your neighbors car and when he runs over it make him pay for it or agree to some kind of settlment because it was a good cat and didn’t deserve to die just yet its ass needed shalacking first lol.. so ne way you can get a nice chunk a change in your pocket by suing him or sumthin


— Posted by Sicopath on 5:44 am on Dec. 15, 2001

How about getting a cat with a collar, and hang it from a horizontal branch on a tree. And just for fun, flick matches at it! HAHAHAHAHA!


— Posted by saurontheevil on 7:26 pm on Dec. 15, 2001

while its drenched in gas


— Posted by saurontheevil on 7:28 pm on Dec. 15, 2001

or you could alwats just strap a piece a tape across its face and watch it go nuts then just start bootin the fucker around


— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 1:22 am on Dec. 16, 2001

see in theory we are all just closet cat lovers  lmfao  who would ever think you could have so much fun with our furry  friends……


— Posted by The Great Milenko on 1:51 am on Dec. 16, 2001

LOL yeah i guess we are but i wonder why it is that everyone hates cats, why not brids or dogs?! i mean i hate cats but i dont know why i hate cats =/


— Posted by Sicopath on 8:33 pm on Dec. 16, 2001

I have both a cat AND a dog,I only hate stray cats. My friend has about 11 cats because some stray raped one of his cats. I often see him kicking the shit out of some cat with one eye. it’s funny. I don’t have that problem because my dog protects my cat.


— Posted by Broken Linx on 1:04 pm on Dec. 17, 2001

this is more of a revenge item but it is still evil.

get a can of that expanding gap filler and if u see a car pop the hood and fill up different parts such as the air filter, radiator and cut the hoses and fill em up


— Posted by death the horned god on 1:17 pm on Dec. 17, 2001

hmm, very nice, what do you guys recommend for a fun way to injure a dog ?


— Posted by The Dark Avenger on 1:38 pm on Dec. 17, 2001

I like dogs, but pretty much anything that works on cats should work on dogs, depending on their size. One time my neighbors dog (the same neighbor I stole the speakers from) was barking and shit early in the morning and I couldn’t sleep. I got out by BB gun and shot him in the nuts. LMAO He thought something bit him and spun around looking for what it was. That was pretty funny and he stopped barking to lick hid sore balls! HA HA HA!

Another time, there was a stray cat in my yard. I stepped out of the back door with my BB gun and it saw me and started running. I shot it in the ass. It was funny as hell cause it’s ass flew up in the air and it was running on it’s front feet! I would have never believed it could happen. It was so damned funny, till my mom came and told me she saw it and was going to chew my ass out, but she was laughing almost as hard as I was.


— Posted by saurontheevil on 4:30 pm on Dec. 17, 2001

i shot a squirrel with a cross bow before and it looked like a shish-k-bob
a squirrel shish-k-bob it was the funniest shit i ever saw
hey, anyone got any ways to fuck with squirrels?
i hate those fuckers


— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 3:23 am on Dec. 19, 2001



hey, anyone got any ways to fuck with squirrels?
i hate those fuckers

           you could always throw your dead cat at it
                             LMFAO!!!!


— Posted by The Dark Avenger on 3:53 pm on Jan. 2, 2002

When I was younger, I cut the power cord off of an old vaccume cleaner and stripped the rubber coating off the ends of the wires leaving the plug part intact. Then, I would go and find grasshoppers or other large insects and (holding the insect with insulated pliers) gave it electric shock therapy. LOL.. They didn’t last too long, but it was pretty fun. I suppose this would work on larger animails as well. Just be sure not to shock yourself or let the bare ends of the wires touch each other. BTW…I was using 110 AC current.


— Posted by Sicopath on 5:09 am on Jan. 3, 2002

I get 240v AC where I live…


— Posted by Dman on 11:14 am on Jan. 4, 2002

i’f y;all are still talking about cats you can take two, tie thier tails together and throw them over a clothesline….


— Posted by Systemadic on 6:46 pm on Feb. 13, 2002



Quote: from saurontheevil on 3:30 pm on Dec. 17, 2001
i shot a squirrel with a cross bow before and it looked like a shish-k-bob
a squirrel shish-k-bob it was the funniest shit i ever saw
hey, anyone got any ways to fuck with squirrels?
i hate those fuckers

Find a park where homeless ppl like to drink at. Youll know cuz there will be hundreds of bottles laying all over the grass. Bring a bunch of snacks. Sugery ones, like twinkies or cupcakes ,whatever. O, and you need a large bowl or someting to that effect. Now start by throwing about half your snacks in the general area of where you want to watch from. Hopefully you wont get a shitload of birds and mostly just squirls but i dont know how to make sure you dont get birds. Anyways start filling up the bowl wth the contents of the left over bottles of alcohol everywhere then put the rest of your snacks in the bowl with all the booze. After theyve soaked up alot of wine an whatevr else was in thier take most of the sloppy snacks back out leave it around the bowl. Sit back and wait for the squirls to eat thier way to the new goods. Enjoy the drunkin tree climbing/falling.

Also, When I was about 10 I was walking home from school and found a squirl on the sde walk. I tried to get it and it didnt run so i picked it up and took it home.At home i tried to make it walk but it wouldnt then i found out it had fleas also. so my step dad got some flea bomb we bombed my room and i put the squirel in the garage with the other 2 bombs and closed the door. I wasnt sure if that would kill it but it did he was dead the next morning. Thats when i figured out i had forgotten to name him, or her. Point…not really just a flashback. ;^)


— Posted by Guy Named Bob on 3:05 pm on Feb. 15, 2002

jeez what do you people have against cats… try strapping a bomb to a human’s back!


— Posted by qube on 7:34 pm on Feb. 15, 2002



Quote: from ladieluver on 9:48 pm on Nov. 27, 2001
Go to your local country club at night and break into the place where the golf carts are then steal the golf carts and go buck wild on the green and the course and leave em there thats the best thing in the world to do seriously


You are obcessed with your Country Clubs aint ya???? Did you get caught in the end for breaking into it and nicking all them lovely goods :):):)

Oh and also if you get 2 bricks and a deodrant can then –
1.Take off the spraying cap of deodrant can, and hammer the nozzle in HARD, so deodrant sprays continuously.
2.Place the bricks tall way up, with the can in the middle (but off the ground)
3.Light the fucker and after a while the can should over heat and explode from the bottom causing it to fly for a far distance.
Watch yourself for sharapnel and the huge ass flamming wreakage of the can.

(Edited by qube at 7:36 pm on Feb. 15, 2002)


— Posted by The Great Milenko on 1:26 am on Feb. 24, 2002

lol sounds fun, but wouldnt it just blow out rather than blast off into the air? perhaps this may work better if you placed four bricks around it so the only place it can go is up.


— Posted by kingsblade10 on 5:25 pm on Feb. 24, 2002

ok heres my two cents worth on makin somebody reeeeal miserable.

for all ya guys with a girl that decided to fuck around with somebody else, you’ll love this.  

ya know how whenever your girl comes over and she might just so happen forget her underwear…;)  keep em.  you’ll need em when she breaks up.  rub those babies in fiberglass and sneak back in with her regular clothes.  i’ve done this before and got the worst cussin of my life.  lol  😀 have fun with this one


— Posted by The Bum on 5:26 pm on Mar. 6, 2002

go to the nearest baseball field and find those aluminum bleachers that are scattered about and have some friends help u tip it over backwards,      it makes alot of noise tho so u should run


— Posted by The Bum on 5:33 pm on Mar. 6, 2002

go to the park at night and pour gas down the slide then light it on fire, it makes a really cool looking   dripping flame affect.  If there’s wood chips at the bottom, it’ll start a fire around the slide so get the fuk out of there after lighting it.              Take heavy duty clippers and cut the rubber swings in half at the middle.    Get shovels and some friends and dig holes around where the poles from the swings go into the ground and eventually u can tip the whole damn thing over if there’s no concrete blocks at the bottoms.


— Posted by myles on 11:44 am on Mar. 7, 2002

about the shaving foam, on the can it says do not perce. dosnt cuttin the bottom of make it explode?


— Posted by Cypher on 7:24 am on Mar. 8, 2002

The Bum ur not cool….

Fucking up play ground in your spare time is not cool

I dont really think im in much of a position 2 judge but thats really not cool in my opinion..

Id hate as a child 2 goto my fav. park and find some punk bitch has cut up my swing and thought it was funny 2 light my slide on fire….


— Posted by unabonger420 on 6:49 pm on Mar. 8, 2002

find a dead cat and put it in a bagtake this bag with you and go break into some one’s house preferably some one you dont like and find where their clothes drier is at and then put the dead cat in the drier and turn it on it is funnier than hell  


— Posted by Mr Mushrooms on 7:00 pm on Mar. 8, 2002

Thats some sick prank bro, have you actually put a dead cat in with someones washing??? And Bum, as Cypher said it’s pointless wrecking a playground becuase it has a lot of practical use and it is mindless rather than clever or amusing. It’s like someone burning down an old peoples home ‘becuase its fun’.


— Posted by Creeper on 4:27 pm on Mar. 25, 2002

Time to Bring back a long lost topic,

http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/1001cat.html

I dont support Cat-cruelty.  But I’m just trying to be helpful. 😉


— Posted by mrjingles on 7:47 am on Mar. 27, 2002

thats fucken twisted shit doing that kinda shit to animals, id rather do that kinda shit to a fucken person,
do it to people whove pissed u off or u hate or some shit not some fucken poor dog or cat…


— Posted by clichit on 3:40 pm on Mar. 29, 2002

Put thermite on a person’s car hood.Light it and run.Watch from a distance as the thermite melts all the way through the car “if your lucky”


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