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Revenge, teaching someone a lesson

— Posted by Nquizitif on 7:13 pm on Jan. 7, 2002

Alright everybody, I have a challenge for you all.

Someone close to me has a step-dad who is a mean moody bastard and has hit her in the past. Recently he has been shouting at her and insulting her and she felt very threatened by him and scared hell hit her again.

Her and her friends have thought of messing with his car brakes but didnt want him endangering other peoples lives in an accident.

I dont want her to end up on a murder charge but do want to get the twat back for what hes done. So Im asking you all for your ideas on ways to annoy him, cost him money, cause him minor harm etc which wont be easily traced back to me or her and get her in more trouble.

He actually hasnt been a fuck to me so wont expect me to have a grudge against him or anything which is useful.

Sorry if this will be churning out many previously posted ideas, but somethings got to be done soon and I was hoping for a post of sensible relevant ideas.

Hope I can count on you all and your wealth of information and knowledge to come up with some thoughts on the matter.

Cheers everyone! All ideas happily accepted!


— Posted by dellexo on 7:27 pm on Jan. 7, 2002

If you have got proof of this why not go to the police?Failing that you could allways place a small device under his petrol tank (late at night when everybody is safe) and do his car.If this person acts like a right bastard he deserves everything coming to him.Just make sure you have a good aliby just incase

— Posted by dellexo on 7:32 pm on Jan. 7, 2002

Or you could always remove a few spark plugs and place a small ammount of sand in each pot.I’m sure this would fuck up his engine big time and cost him a small fortune:biggrin:nice and safe(unless you get caught of cause.

— Posted by kent82 on 10:37 pm on Jan. 7, 2002

hehehe yeah, i read somwhere that what you could do is fill up his tyers with concrete, but dunno if it is possible to do. Suger or styrofoam in the gas tank, but just about anything in the gas tank works. thermite works wonders on cars oh, and stuffing rags (drenched in gas), potatoes or whatever in the tailpipe is fun to do. that dry ice/paint bomb would be a good one to do as well, like on/in his car or house or whatever. look at archives or AC cookbook for more ideas.

— Posted by largeidaccam on 12:52 am on Jan. 8, 2002

just a heads up , if this fag is as moody as you say then, who’s he goin to blame/take it out on??(that chick) so dont do too many things or obviosly he’ll expect he’s bein picked on,otherwise have fun

— Posted by Nquizitif on 7:24 am on Jan. 8, 2002

Thanx for the ideas so far guys but i was wonderin whether there were slightly more subtle things i could do – say stuff to put in food/drink/fags etc.

Otherwise keep up the good work!



— Posted by Ankou on 10:57 am on Jan. 8, 2002

If you want to kill the bastard then why not put some nicotine in his coffee or something. You can make pure nicotine by putting tobacco in a glass and fill it with water just about half a cent over the tobacco. Then you let it sit over night. In the morning you take the tobacco and squeeze out the rest of the liquid in the tobacco into the glass. Then you throw the tobacco away. Now take the liquid and put it into a frying pan and fry it until it looks like a thick syrup. Now this syrup is deadly dont get any of it on your skin. Put a few drops in his coffee or something. Put in about 5 drops just to make sure he will die. It kills in about 15-20 minutes. when consumed. have fun!

— Posted by The Dark Avenger on 1:43 pm on Jan. 8, 2002

Largeidaccam has the right idea. No matter what you or your friends do to him or his belongings, HE will never change. The problem lies within the relationship between the girls mother and stepfather. There are millions of bad relationships out there, you just happened to stumble upon one of the many. There is (logically) nothing you can do to make things better for her but tons of stuff you can do to make it harder on her and her mother. If you want to rid the world of this bastard, snipe his ass, otherwise there is NOTHING you can do to stop him. You are an outsider looking in. If the problem gets solved, it will have to be solved within their family/relationship. If the police are called, chances are nothing will get done. Why you ask? Because the ones being abused are not the ones who called. Chances are your friend and her mother are afraid of this man and will not do or say anything to anyone because they fear what he will do to them. Sadly enough, even if the relationship split up, your friends mother would most likely find another loser like the one she has now. My only advice would be to wait it out. When she is ready to end it, she wil do so. That may take waiting until she is of legal age to move out, or filing charges on him. Things may be bad now, but if she ran away, things are destined to get worse. I know this post wasn’t anything that you would immediatly consider helpful, but I ask you to do some thinking before you attempt any retalliation.

— Posted by Sicopath on 5:09 pm on Jan. 8, 2002

Put some marijuana extract in his coffee before he goes to work, he’ll act like a moron when it kicks in and get fired or suspended or whatever. The point is: marijuana shit in coffee

(Edited by Sicopath at 5:10 am on Jan. 9, 2002)

— Posted by Nquizitif on 8:13 pm on Jan. 8, 2002

Man this site is sooo good, and you guys are sooo cool!

You come up with some great helpful ideas as well as some very sensible advice!

Just to clear things up, he isn’t like a mad wife-beater, sorry if i gave you that impression. He is just a git who seems to never smile and shouts at people when he’s unhappy! He doesn’t seem to make her mum happy much, and has little goes at her, but she doesn’t think at her age that she’ll find anyone else and doesn’t want to be alone! Women! Classic story, he’s nasty to her when her mum’s not there, and mum thinks he likes her.

But anyway, i don’t think he’s got any right to touch or insult my friend, who isn’t his daughter.

The marijuana idea seems my favourite as it is easy to do, will have great effects and doesn’t actually involve killing him, but the others are very interesting! I read that nicotine poison idea on another post – is there anyway it could be made to just cause him to be ill instead of 6-foot under? Or other ideas to make him ill?

Any thoughts on little things i can do on the side as well like maybe sending him lots of junk mail to piss him off?

Thanx a lot guys!


— Posted by DogMan on 9:49 pm on Jan. 8, 2002

back when i lived in CO my frends girlfrend got rape by her dad so me and a freind went to his house and said that we were tosing a baseball and i fell in his back yard. so he let us in his home to get to the back yard and we jumped his ass and beat the fuck out of him and CUT HIS BALLS OFF of cours we spraid blood cloder on him so he did not die. if you are going to cut some ones balls of be carefull.  i know how to do it cuz i do it to cows on a farm

— Posted by The Dark Avenger on 12:06 pm on Jan. 9, 2002

Just to clear things up, he isn’t like a mad wife-beater, sorry if i gave you that impression. He is just a git who seems to never smile and shouts at people when he’s unhappy! He doesn’t seem to make her mum happy much, and has little goes at her, but she doesn’t think at her age that she’ll find anyone else and doesn’t want to be alone! Women! Classic story, he’s nasty to her when her mum’s not there, and mum thinks he likes her.

In that case… Egg his car. That will take the paint off if you do it early in the night so it has time to set a while before he notices. Other things that will strip paint are bologna, applesauce (maybe not strip, but will discolor), brakefluid, turpentine and obviously paint stripper. You can key his car. Put something in his gastank (might I suggest powdered chlorine). Pour gas on his car and light it. Slice his tires with a knife. Steal anything from his car that you can (i.e. valve caps, gas cap, raido antenna). Slide underneath his car and take the oilpan drainplug out and give it a toss. Take one lug nut from each wheel (this will be annoying and not immediatly dangerous). Steal his mailbox if he has one. Next time you are inside his house, get into his room and cut the ass out of all his underware. While you’re there, cut the toe out of his socks. Spraypaint his car windows. Shit anywhere he will be (i.e. on his car, on his front porch). Put a dead fish on his exhaust manifold (where it hooks to the engine). Repeatedly call him at work saying it’s an emergancy, and when he gets there, hang up. Have his mail forwarded to another continent. Find out what credit cards he has, and have them cancelled. Have his utilities shut off. Find out what chair is his favorite and piss on it every time you get a chance. Get some chicks panties (used of course) and stash them where his wife will find them.

Hope some of this helps.

(Edited by The Dark Avenger at 12:09 pm on Jan. 9, 2002)

— Posted by Aussiepride on 10:12 am on Jan. 14, 2002

Hey guys…i am only new to this site and thought i’d give you an idea i have used before. As you would know to paint a car is quite expensive…and to remove paint from a car is quite easy. Basically just get a large can of paint stripper paint his whole car in it at night and by the time moring comes his paint is finished. It is cheap, quite and pretty costly for him to fix. Worked for me 🙂

— Posted by morgonas on 2:18 am on Jan. 16, 2002

well i read this in the AC: jack up the car and put on cinder blocks, slash tires at the top and pour concrete in them then leave the concrete will dry and when he finally gets it off the cinder blocks he will go slow that turtles will pass him up.  (well not really)

— Posted by Sicopath on 8:13 pm on Jan. 18, 2002

Find out when the bastard will be expecting important phone calls, then use an autodialer to call his house every 3 seconds, the guy won’t be able to unplug his phone.
It’s all fun until he calls the phone company and blocks calls from your number.

— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 12:03 am on Jan. 21, 2002

or rok up to him with your face covered and a few mates and just stomp fuk out of him..even if he isnt that bad it would be kinda fun!

— Posted by jmb1125 on 7:05 pm on Jan. 21, 2002

I read in a revenge book that if sum1 has a answ. mach.
you can call m up from a pay fone and blow a big ass
whistle wen the mach. answs. it’l toast the mach.

— Posted by HotdogFreakout on 11:25 pm on Jan. 23, 2002

Ok.You want to fuck with his head right?You need to exploit him.For example go over there and leave some homosexual mags sitting where he normally goes.Embareass him.Mental harm is best.

— Posted by jmb1125 on 12:22 am on Jan. 24, 2002

better yet,
homosexual magazines with a mailing sticker thingie
with his name so ppl will think he’s a subsciber.

– – – – – lol – – – – – – –

— Posted by Sicopath on 3:57 am on Jan. 24, 2002

Here’s a good one,
saw halfway through the crankshaft of his car with a hacksaw, if he revs his engine too hard, he’ll stop moving suddenly.

— Posted by jmb1125 on 8:40 pm on Jan. 24, 2002

put a sign on the back of his car:

put a wire around his cars propeller shaft
with a big hex nut on the end, when he drives:

— Posted by XkillersheX on 1:01 am on Jan. 25, 2002

just take a pack of bologna and strategically arrange it all over the top of his car……it wont do much but make him wonder what the FUCK! and i’m sure that it would also annoy him to have to remove like 30 pieces of “meat” from his car….perhaps it would stink too.  that would be a plus.

— Posted by Nquizitif on 7:14 pm on Feb. 1, 2002

Alrite every1, some v good ideas some of which i will eventually get round to tryin. Haven’t had much chance to do nething but as a little gesture i soaked a pack of his cigarette (roll-up) papers in a flammable substance, we’ll see if anything happens when he starts that pack.

At my school we now have a prob with this knob of a teacher! Our head of sixth form is off ill and being temporarily replaced by this twat dwarfy cocky bastard that no one likes! He tells us off for eating/drinking in this study room, has taken away the computer hard drives from the room (ok we were all playin games on them and my mate was getting round certain restrictions), has threatened to send me and my girlfriend home if he sees us kissing again (fuckin prude), tells us off for sitting on tables, or if we’re too loud, and is trying to enforce our dress-code (as if thats gonna happen) AND NO-ONE LIKES HIM!!!! He’s really getting on our tits so i would really like similar ideas to cause anarchy, annoy him without being traced back, and fucking with him mentally maybe when he’s trying to ‘have a word’ with me or others in his office!

You see i honestly am a good student (i get good grades and get on with the other teachers) but he really is obnoxious and is on a massive power-trip with his new (temporary) responsibilities and authority!

Any suggestions, may they be very small but effective, are much appreciated!


— Posted by Nquizitif on 7:20 pm on Feb. 1, 2002

By the way i’m sorry cuz i no it’s been asked on other threads, but does anyone know what substances induce vomiting, laxative effects, or makes people sick that can be put unnoticed/untasted preferably into a cup of tea or into some food?


Tanx guys!

— Posted by The Great Milenko on 1:28 am on Feb. 2, 2002

Well if you knew that there is already one why not ask there?! :angry: but if you wanted somthing to give a laxative effect just get some at a chemist ya big skirt!!
:biggrin: (courtesy of sumfuk)

— Posted by vigilante on 5:56 am on Feb. 4, 2002

well teaching lessons is good.but doin it with little effort is better.just sneak up behind him and chuck him down some stairs.and do the bolt when he is dazed.quick easy and effortless

— Posted by saurontheevil on 5:14 pm on Feb. 4, 2002

just dump liquid acid in his coffee

— Posted by Max Payne on 12:05 am on Feb. 6, 2002

To get back at this stuck up bastard you can fill his gas tank with sugar that will fuck up his car or paint thinner i would prefer paint thinner good luck

— Posted by brainwave on 4:09 pm on Mar. 22, 2002

wait till he is drunk, put on a mask and go ape on him, get some friends to help:cool:

— Posted by pubeman on 12:40 am on Mar. 24, 2002

write a threatening letter, keep it brief and to the point, put a bullet in the envelope with a message saying “the next bullet will be coming your way a lot fucking faster….” the cunt will freak out, coz he knows whoever is fucking with him has access to bullets, and is very likely to have a gun too…….

— Posted by ghettopimp70 on 1:08 am on Mar. 24, 2002

Going back to the stepfather… pay a prostitute or stripper or something a lot of money to seduce him and if he takes the bait film it and anonymously send it to his wife…Although there is a good chance she is in his control and wont really do anything about it but youd know better than me

— Posted by Molitolv Volkov on 9:55 pm on Mar. 24, 2002

get a gurilla out fit and when hes drunk kick his ass. hell say he saw big foot or some shit. ppl will think hes insane and he just might get fired.

— Posted by Rebo on 5:05 pm on Mar. 25, 2002

check the previous post about dust explosisons with toluidine blue. Rather than the brom-thymol blue, go with phenol red. It can make you pretty sick, and will stain alot longer than the blue. Imagine how being dyed red, from head to toe, for a week would feel…….

— Posted by The Professional on 5:51 pm on Mar. 25, 2002

If you have access to get into his car, you can freeze some shaving cream cans, and on a really cold day you can put them in the glove compartment or whatever…when you slam the door shaving cream will go everywhere.  I read that somewhere i dont remember if thats exactly how it goes, but what better to wake up to than shaving fucking pasted to the whole inside of the car.  

— Posted by Roland49686 on 6:05 pm on Mar. 25, 2002

How about you just kill him w/o leaving evidence. Simple as fuck. So many people don’t realize it.

— Posted by Egg411 on 6:11 pm on Mar. 27, 2002

i suggest subscribing him to EVERY fucking porn and fetish magazine available.  just go to a local porn shop and open all the mags and get the subscription thing.  that will embarrass him and cost him money.  shit subscribe him to EVERY magazine good or bad

— Posted by Rebo on 1:59 pm on Mar. 28, 2002

killing someone without leaving ANY evidence, in the age of forensic science gone mad, is next to impossible

— Posted by Roland49686 on 2:05 pm on Mar. 28, 2002

I know. That because many people leave so many factors of evidence of of mind
Go there for info on forensic evidence and how to NOT leave a trace 😉

— Posted by Stravox on 4:22 pm on Mar. 29, 2002

I just had an idea…  How about you take off all but one or two lugnuts on his tires, so when he gets out of his neighborhood to go to work, gets on the highway, gets up to some speed, makes turns… perhaps the two lugnuts left will take too much stress and break, and his ass will be sliding all over the highway and he might even get some really bad whiplash and die or something.  Ive enver tried it, but something like that might work.  Or take out all lugnuts and replace them with pieces of wood, or some weaker metal.

— Posted by Meta4ce on 5:33 pm on Mar. 29, 2002

Quote: from Roland49686 on 4:05 pm on Mar. 28, 2002
I know. That because many people leave so many factors of evidence of of mind
Go there for info on forensic evidence and how to NOT leave a trace 😉

— Posted by Meta4ce on 5:35 pm on Mar. 29, 2002

Quote: from Roland49686 on 4:05 pm on Mar. 28, 2002
I know. That because many people leave so many factors of evidence of of mind
Go there for info on forensic evidence and how to NOT leave a trace 😉

ahh, came STRAIGHT from a racist site…we see Mr. Roland’s a good old racist sonafabitch…

— Posted by Meta4ce on 5:41 pm on Mar. 29, 2002


where roland gets his nice, racist info…
fuckin racist bitch.

— Posted by sapidus on 12:17 pm on Mar. 30, 2002

I read that a few drops on visine in their drinks causes shitting and plenty of unleasant body noises

— Posted by guzzetti on 10:12 pm on Mar. 30, 2002

If its a man:At night sneak in his room. Knock him out. tie him up and put him in ur basement. Then Get Super glue and Wax.Superglue His Asshole Shut.Then seal it with Wax(dont know why i said wax). then While hes still unconcious, put alot of supa glue in his piss hole.When he awakes he wont know what happen. Just say he earned it. Then feed him lots of solid(Slip broken up Laxitives in his meals). The give him alot of Gatorade.Viola!The results after a few weeks i dare knot speek. Try it on someone. Make sure to hide the body In Mexico some were in a desert!

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