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— Posted by MrDUDE42 on 10:52 pm on Jan. 25, 2002

Hey. Can someone tell me how I can rob a house without getting caught?

(Of course the getting caught bit would only happen if somone as stupid as you were to go and rob a house! if you dont know how to do somthing so simple then you shouldnt be trying such a thing! you should be whatching cartoons and playing your fucken nintendo! no one can say the exact way for you to rob a house because no one knows what kind of house your going to rob and what the ppl are like! you can only say the basics of what you need to rob any house, and if you cant figure out what they are i give up!)

(Edited by The Great Milenko at 6:04 pm on Jan. 27, 2002)

— Posted by largeidaccam on 11:12 pm on Jan. 25, 2002

well go for an easy target look for a house that doesnt have a alarm sticker on it , an then get the info you need about lockpicking for the archives also watch the house for about aweek an see what time they do things an for how long , an see when you have the biggest window of time to do it in , that an wear gloves , or you could just do a smash an grab , with gloves on

— Posted by brainwave on 11:45 pm on Mar. 20, 2002

knock on their door and if they answer, ask them when their gonna leave so you can rob them:cool:

— Posted by brainwave on 11:45 pm on Mar. 20, 2002

knock on their door and if they answer, ask them when their gonna leave so you can rob them:cool:

— Posted by brainwave on 8:58 pm on Mar. 21, 2002

really if you asking, then you should not be robbing homes:cool:

— Posted by loscgk83 on 9:24 pm on Mar. 21, 2002

Fuck that he’ll do what he has to do.The least we can do is help.First stake it out[in a car] just like robbin any other place.See when the go to work that shit right.Do it from a distance with binoculars.wear gloves, a cap over ur head ,etc[leave no evidence of u bein there].Then pick an entrance, any thing expect  the front door or were it easily to be seen, prefible a window.Get in go for the light stuff money, jewels,etc.have shit takes time and time u done have. u need to get in and out in at least under 10 minutes, fuck that faster.don’t was time,plan it over to be safe, and watch and wait for the right time.

— Posted by Darkie on 2:55 pm on Mar. 22, 2002

If you want to rob a home just think of how it has been done before and how people have gotten caught before. Stealling isn’t an art nor is it simlpe knowlage(something that can be learned through words). It take experience and a criminal mind.

My words of advice: “I really don’t think your cut out to be a theif. Please stick to blowing things up.”

— Posted by ghettopimp70 on 5:42 am on Mar. 24, 2002

The kinda shit you should be asking is how to silently break windows and how to bypass the security systems and shit like that that actually requires learning and not just experience…ive done houses for weed just by crowbarring the back door open. Simple as that. Most of the time you dont need to be James Bond to pull it off but one thing you need are instincts which come with experience

— Posted by Strobe on 6:53 am on Mar. 24, 2002

well you could always cut the phone cord and go in shooting then rape the dead bodies oh wait i mean steal things… yes steal…

— Posted by grimR on 3:25 pm on Mar. 25, 2002

robbing most middle class homes is pretty simple, I wrote a guide which v1.2 is out here-


it should help you, its a beginners guide, nothing too complicated, everything is from my experience, nothing is copied from another text, it has info on disabling alarms, how to map out a specified neighborhood with the residents phone number and name/map using the internet, many methods of quiet entry or just quick getins and more (everything u will need to know), might wanna check it out 🙂

— Posted by yourunforgivenII on 11:16 pm on Mar. 25, 2002

well thats a dumb question: “how do i rob homes”
you break in, steal shit and run

— Posted by chroniccrescent on 8:24 am on Mar. 26, 2002

if u rob sumwhere, remember to wear Latex gloves, i know this is a very small comment but could save u from goin to prison. latex does not have individual patterns, like what gloves with leather and synthetic material have and fingerprints have, and when u use the glove, ur prints will b inside the gloves, so u can burn them easil seeing how it is latex and there u go, no traces.  maybe u should wear a hair net as well to prevent hair fallin on the scene (this seem so stupid but makes sense when u think bout it) 😎

— Posted by Darkie on 1:40 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

You should wear a ski mask as a knit hat to prevent hair from falling out and to further disguse/camoflauge you. It can also then be pulled downto hide your face if u have to run or ambushthe people when they come home. I have also heard that synthetic material leave its own unique prnts but you have to weigh the pros and cons.
I hae some kevlar gloves that i bought for like $15. They are flame and cut proof and i wilprbbly never have to buy another pair. I dont worry about the “prints” that much cause anyone could have gloves and gloves are hella easy to hide. Also if i wanted to i could ditch them at the scene and not have to worry.
Latex gloves are prone to rip. They are a pain to cayy around and they smell; people can smell them on you after u take them off or smell that they were used at the scene. You could burn them but that would also take time and would stink everything to all hell.

All in all i think kevlar gloves are the best…not leather. And if u run from the cops just ditch the gloves and deny ever having them and they can’t trace them to u.

— Posted by chroniccrescent on 6:00 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

they can trace them back to u, ur prints r on the inside of them! and how is burnin latex gloves a waste of time, takes at the most 2 mins coz the just melt and smell isnt ur worst matter, burn them outside too. and how can sum1 smell if u have got latex gloves on  

“honey wheres my gun, i just smelled sum1 with latex gloves on downstairs”

think bout what u type

— Posted by trowe on 6:29 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

means your hands smell afterwards. and they do kinda smell while ur wearing them. but the smell is a bitch to get rid of from ur skin. i would have to agree about the kevlar. they are pretty cheap, and very good.

— Posted by Darkie on 9:22 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

OK chroni,when was the last time u had sex??? Seriously! After sex i am stuck with the smell of latex for hours after wards. I’m just saying that a quick thinking cop might put 2 and 2 together when he is coming from the scene where it smelt like burnt latex and sees u walkin along, stops u, smells the same shit on you, then beats you with a flash lite.

When i said that burning them takes to long i’m talking about when your running from the police, which would be the only time it would matter what gloves you had. If all of the sudden cops show up you have to ditch the gloves to make you look less suspisious or you’re busted. When you ditch latex ones your prints are in them. If you ditch leather or cloth ones they can never be traced to you. Get me?

Think before you flame BIOTCH!!

— Posted by cheryl on 3:44 pm on April 5, 2002

Cut sum electrical cord to their house, and turn up a day later as the ‘cable guy’! alternatively if they have a dog flap get ur arm up inside that (in the hope they left the key in the door) and un do……

— Posted by Pirating Piro on 4:28 pm on April 5, 2002

Well, first you need to find out the people that your going to rob’s work hours. DDUUHH! any idiot would know this. then you know what to do. but first find out if they have a dog or any other protecting pet.

— Posted by UnStAbLe on 5:28 pm on April 5, 2002

I dont know if this still works but this is what me and my friends always did in the 80’s… we would just drive down a neighborhood and look for a garage that was open and steal their lawnmower or whatever they had of value… then go pawn it lol.

— Posted by guzzetti on 7:01 pm on April 5, 2002

Ya dude just open a window crawl in and take what u want.or if the front door is open walk in….ose treadless shoes and gloves and a hat.dont want to drop any hair

— Posted by khunt0012 on 7:34 pm on April 5, 2002

I agree with chroniccrescent latex is the way to go, think about what ur doing…u are breaking into somebodys house and stealing their shit…and for some stupid reason all u are concerned about is how u smell, who gives a shit what u smell like when u rob a fucking house??? and by the time the cops show up you’ll have burnt the gloves and taken a shower and u wont smell like fucking latex…make sense???????

anyways the best way to steal shit is on a weekday during the day, just scope the place out and if it looks good go for it…oh and by the way dont put on gloves/skimask/hairnet till u get to the back of the house…what the fuck goes thru ur mind when u see some guy walking to the back of a house with gloves a skimask and a hairnet???

One other thing…do u guys know how many ppl just leave their doors unlocked…u may be thinking what a crock of crap but its true. check the back, the front, ppl are humans u know they do forget do lock their doors, and then there are the ppl who just dont care to lock their doors!!!

(ive said enough)

(Edited by khunt0012 at 1:38 am on April 6, 2002)

— Posted by Darkie on 8:41 pm on April 5, 2002

Third paragraph yes, yesterday my friend was dingdong ditching when he got the idea to break into a house. He went in through a side broken window but it turned out the front door was unlocked. You could also look for keys under mats and in hide-a-key rocks.

First paragraph…no
Let’s say you are prowling around the house and some one happens to see you can calls the cops. Now the cops are patroling the local streets and are near by, they will be there in less than a minute. Just use kevlar gloves. Also just fold your skimask up so it looks like a watch cap(AKA beenie). I have talked to people wearing one and they didn’t relize it was a ski mask.

— Posted by R0NiN on 12:18 am on April 6, 2002

Well, first ring there house, let it ring for 5min, then ring again every hour untill you leave. Know the place very well, its exits, windows, doors ect.  Once your inside the house, either through picking the locks or breaking in go to a bedroom and get a pillow slip, thats your swag. Then go to the family room, all the best stuff is in there. Oh and if your going to wear gloves, of the rubber kind then make sure they are at least 3 ply thick. This is becuase anything less and finger prints STILL show up. Try and enter and exit without leaving any trace of your entry and exit points. If you want more information, if your thinking of hitting something bigger than a house, you can find me on  yahoo messenger: mail_ronin@yahoo.com.au .  I can help with all sorts of things cus im a cat-burglar and am skilled in this shit.

— Posted by IcedMetal on 1:52 am on April 6, 2002

I had the same idea when things started to get desperate.  Here’s my ideas:

1.) You cannot rob random homes or you’ll get fucked.  Try to rob people you have an idea about… like your friends friends, or relatives, cousins, etc.

2.) Get help!  You probably can’t do it alone.

3.) Make sure everyone is on some vacation or at least out for half the day when you do it…

4.) If possible, steal the key and copy it for an easier job.

You get the idea…….

fuck I just might bust my cousin’s house haha!  Too EZ>…..

— Posted by khunt0012 on 9:02 pm on April 10, 2002

those are valid points…but everybody has their own style, so to speak…i dunno, it’s not like im gonna or rob my friend…or will I????

— Posted by R0NiN on 2:14 am on April 11, 2002

Yeah your right there, everyone has there own style, you just gotta find yours.

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