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— Posted by FetalAlcoholSyndrome on 4:12 am on Mar. 21, 2002

i was wondering if anyone had any really really good school pranks, nothing that would harm anyone or destroy the school just something that would make it so school would just be anarchy for a day or so

i was thinking like getting 20,000 crickets and releasing them in or maybe like 10 goats, anyone know where you can buy goats cheap?

— Posted by Enries on 7:45 am on Mar. 21, 2002

take your mom to school with you 😛
Seriously tho, i hear that prices for goats are rising rapidly at the moment.
If you want to prank the school, then try and get as many people as possible to help you, that way the prank is likely to be more sucessful. The school i used to be in, we had the entire year helping us which was a laugh. Start with minor things like stealing all the clocks in the school and work your way up but just make sure no one can prove it was you.

— Posted by Meta4ce on 2:00 pm on Mar. 21, 2002

m-80s in the toilet
smokebombs in the office
multiple burning brown paper bags full of shit.
make copies of porn pictures and tape the shit all around the school.
or make 1000 copies of the words PUSSY
and just spread them shits all around…tape the shit on mad niggas’ backs
or the principal’s…
download porn pictures and superimpose the principal’s head on them…proceed to taping.

— Posted by romperstomper on 2:48 pm on Mar. 21, 2002

best revenge or just fun idea to do it take an empty bottle of mayo and fill it with whole milk, take a faw chicken leg and stick it in,screw the cap on, and put it in a low traffic area ( such as a school or gym locker that no one uses) let it sit. when the chicken ferments the milk gases are formed. The gases formed will eventually blow the top off. ahh the sweet smell of death and decay, nastiest smell in the world. cant seem to get rid of it either, my gym smelt of it for one full week.

— Posted by Lord Storm on 2:50 pm on Mar. 21, 2002

I just noticed something…I dont mean to be rude or anything but to push someones spine through their mouths wouldnt you have to put your hands in their ass? I dont know bout you but, um, I wouldnt waste my time stickin my hand up their ass just to push out their spine when you could just punch the fucker in the face or shoot em in the kneecaps or sumthin. 🙁

— Posted by LSD on 5:37 pm on Mar. 21, 2002

heh. Do what I did, crash their network, and have it come back with a promt that goes
“Do You Wish to play a Game? I Like Games. Will you play? Please Play a game with me.”
over and over, and hack it into their TV system so it broadcasts all over. 🙂
if you cant do that, just like steal all their office supplies off their desks when they aint lookin.
…Or their gradebooks…

— Posted by brainwave on 8:07 pm on Mar. 21, 2002

smah rotten eggs all over the boys room, put any kind of bugs in the girls room, a lot of them, call up the news channel and pretend your the principal and cancel school.:cool:

— Posted by brainwave on 8:08 pm on Mar. 21, 2002

smah rotten eggs all over the boys room, put any kind of bugs in the girls room, a lot of them, call up the news channel and pretend your the principal and cancel school.:cool:

— Posted by loscgk83 on 10:33 pm on Mar. 21, 2002

lookin the archive for that shit.

— Posted by Lord Storm on 12:48 pm on Mar. 22, 2002

hey Los, not sure if its meant to be the way it is or not but your URL thing is wrong 😐

— Posted by loscgk83 on 12:10 am on Mar. 23, 2002

let skunks lost in the hall ways but were are u gonna find fresh skunks this time of year ….goats are a diffrent story.

but seriously, let lose crickets there cheap and easy to get just leave th4e bag half open in the hall way and let some one find it ,really funny or just let the loose in between classes.or throw ball bearings down the hallway right before everone storms out in to it

— Posted by Scarface on 9:18 pm on Mar. 27, 2002

One option is somewhat a shitload of work, yet if done right can be decent. but will cause major chaos and delay’s.  The main issue is rounding up a significant amount of roadblacks and a couple of pick up trucks or large cars.  Round up yellow cones, (small and large ones), and build a decent size arsenal.  Its cake getting together all the supplies and detours, but storing them may be a bitch.  Before the academic day or whatever, get up with a couple friends, and set up a detour leading people around your school, making it impossible to reach the campus.  The blocks must be chained together so it is tough to moove yet if the detour is set up too early, it is likely cop’s will find it and remove them.  Remember to wear gloves in case the 50 take action, and dont get caught setting it up.  Enjoy the confusion.  

— Posted by Jimmy Long on 10:11 pm on Mar. 27, 2002

Anarchy for a day…..to all of you that have made it to High School, i believe these are called “Senior Pranks”. But oh, thats right, everyone ‘cept a few are freshman. Ah…..well, what some seniors have done to my school are….
1) Thousands of crickets in the bathrooms
2) At a certain time, a few select people threw stink bombs in different parts of the school so no one could escape the smell.
3) TP the trees
4) Spraypaint the rival schools colors on the football field.
5) Announce over the intercom that the school has been released early that day and everyone is free to leave (You ever seen a stampede?)

— Posted by dancerstar on 12:03 am on Mar. 28, 2002

do any of y’all REALLY know what anarchy is??? obviously you dont, because you seem to take the meaning to be the same as the rest of pop culture takes it to mean; which would be a lack of government and/or order. in reality, anarchism is a rebellion against the current way of government. we dont like capitalism, and are mostly against communism, becuz communism is 100% run by the government. anarchy is basicly a government run by and for the people. thats it, summed up very basicly.

— Posted by zerogrunge666 on 9:35 am on Mar. 28, 2002

spill mercury all through the hallways. steal it from the science rooms. one of our science teachers still had mercury in his room and almost got fired cause its illegal now. anyways they spilled it all through the upstairs and for a few days the entire upstairs was shut off with gates and shit. but they ended up getting caught. so be careful

— Posted by clichit on 3:23 pm on Mar. 29, 2002

Stick paper clips in the keyholes. Throw a flaming pair of shoes in the bathroom when no one is looking and scream ,”BBBOOOMMMBBB.”

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