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Stealing Bikes


— Posted by Just0nePepsi on 10:32 am on Mar. 2, 2002

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* Stealing Bikes *
* Written By JustOnePepsi *
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What you need:
-Bolt Cutters (Can be expensive so these are optional)
-Cable cutters
-Knife (For your protection and other uses if you need it)
-Backpack

Before you steal:

Before you start going to steal make sure you got your cable cutters and/or Bolt cutters in your backpack. In bigger city’s like Chicago you can go around look at street sign posts and other posts. You can see if they are loose by see if the bolts are still intact. Some of the posts you will see have bolts missing and they won’t look like other posts. These are loose ones, these posts can be lifted and if there is a bike on it you can take the bike without having to fuck up a lock. Don’t take any bikes just make sure you remember where the loose ones are.

Night of the operation:

Go out at nite and go looking for bikes in concealed areas. In Chicago there are plenty of places that people put bikes. Don’t try taking bikes from parks, you have a good chance of getting caught. Also you can go to the places where the loose posts and see if bikes are on them. Just pick up the post and put the lock under and ride the bike off.

If you find a bike that has a lock that looks like a long black metal cable type looking thing you can try to cut those with the cable cutters or bolt cutters. Make sure you do it fast don’t spend to much time on it. If it is a chain you can try to cut that off with the cutters always remember do it fast.

When it comes to kryptonite locks or the U-locks they can be broken. I heard by using that stuff that freezes shit and then the person takes a hammer to it but I don’t know and I don’t plan on trying.

When you have a bike ride it off and make sure you get away fast. You can take it back to the place your staying or lock your bike someplace else. Make sure you take off any registration stickers or stuff like that.

Selling your shit:

You can go to pawn shops and sell your bikes but sometimes they become suspicious and check to see if its stolen. You can walk up to people on the street that are walking and ask them if they need a bike and if so they can buy this one offa you for like 100$ or how ever many dollars you want. Now if you meet up with some other bike theifs they can tell you where you can sell bikes to a single person and they ship bikes over to other countries.

Conclusion:

The bike stealing business is a big business. Be careful and remember if you don’t want your bikes stolen use U-locks or kyrptonite locks. They are the best.

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(Edited by Just0nePepsi at 10:32 am on Mar. 2, 2002)

(Edited by Just0nePepsi at 10:33 am on Mar. 2, 2002)


— Posted by Navy Soldier on 10:52 am on Mar. 2, 2002

HEhe thats a bit odd dude:) but I guess some one will want to do it. Personally I just blow’em up!!!hehehe>:)


— Posted by Just0nePepsi on 10:54 am on Mar. 2, 2002

Hahahahah thats funny cause some people want money and why would you blow up a bike. I think that is quite stupid. Really you make very little sense.


— Posted by Navy Soldier on 11:12 am on Mar. 2, 2002

I steal radios insted. you get more money for um and you get some extra shit when you breakinto da car to get it!:)


— Posted by Just0nePepsi on 11:28 am on Mar. 2, 2002

Your too stupid to break into cars. You really need to get a brain.


— Posted by MechanicalReaper on 11:39 am on Mar. 2, 2002

if i caught some 1 goin into my car i’d cut your head off and stick it on a pig pole


— Posted by emergencygangsta on 1:03 pm on Mar. 2, 2002

So, you would be quite angry if someone broke (tried to)into your car, would you reaper????????????
Yeh, so would I, i dont know about cutting there head off.
Maybe just a leg!


— Posted by MechanicalReaper on 5:45 pm on Mar. 2, 2002

if it was a crappy old car i’d just pelt him with my potato gun or Tater Tosser as some southerners know it


— Posted by jmb1125 on 6:03 pm on Mar. 2, 2002

And beware of bait traps like me and my buddies used to do at the beach. Set an unlocked bike out on the bike path against a pole and put ppl on both ends of the path about a block away. (you can only ride two directions) Someone jumps on that bike and rides a block and whamo! Sucker-punched right off the bike and get your ass pummeled by 3-5 pissed-off asshole motherfuckers.

(Edited by jmb1125 at 12:33 am on Mar. 3, 2002)


— Posted by Darkie on 10:00 pm on Mar. 2, 2002

JMB, really funny idea. I’ll have to try that on my next mission Operation: Spring Broke(break-broke, get it? hehe). Also that stuff that freezes metal is freon. I think u can buy it at automotive stores. Then u need to steal the connectors or buy them out of a catolog cause the can it comes in has to have ahole punched in it. And the connectors are the only way to do it safe.

Navy Soldier, this might sound like a dumb question, but how do u get the radio out in a decent amount o time? It would take me atleast 10 minutes to find all those hidden screws.


— Posted by Zero Dark on 10:08 pm on Mar. 2, 2002

Littel Boys that talk Shit all meet their fate in the end


— Posted by bigboom on 12:15 am on Mar. 3, 2002

stealing radios just ain’t wut it used to be there are the ones with removeble face plates trunk players just too much to worry bout now,bikes will soon be a bigger deal expecialy when shiped off to the east japan china all those bikies


— Posted by jmb1125 on 12:45 am on Mar. 3, 2002

Here’s another bait trap. Take the seat off. get about 15ft. (4 meters) of clear plastic coated wire rope about 1/8 inch (4mm) in diameter, put it on a spool on the seat post attach one end really well to the bike. Put the seat back on. Now lean it against a pole and lock the other end to the pole.

If you do it right, it will look like the bike isn’t locked. Some punk-ass ripoff little shithead gets on it and rides 15 feet and “doyoyoyoyoyoying” he does a “Road Runner” type face plant. Be sure to test the cable first so it doesn’t break. And sit close enough to where he can see you laugh at him.


— Posted by largeidaccam on 3:42 am on Mar. 3, 2002

LOL , got ne more?


— Posted by jmb1125 on 10:46 pm on Mar. 3, 2002

LOL I might largeideaccam.


— Posted by Mr Mushrooms on 4:53 pm on Mar. 9, 2002



Quote: from MechanicalReaper on 5:45 pm on Mar. 2, 2002
if it was a crappy old car i’d just pelt him with my potato gun or Tater Tosser as some southerners know it

This made me laugh quite a lot. Thankyou.

You twat.


— Posted by ghettopimp70 on 3:20 am on Mar. 10, 2002

i’d say the best place to steal a bike is from a bike rack at a junior high school (or a middle school as i think theyre called in US)..oyu can get decent bikes…no ones tough enough to do anything and every single kid is in class because no one has spares in junior high ( in canada at least)


— Posted by GRINCHMEIZTER on 4:51 am on Mar. 14, 2002

Dont you think flippin burgers to purchase a yugo be easier? .Buzz a cab or take a bus, if its the rush of doit try knokin a cop off his horse and take a trot through mikey d’s drive through.Or in your case,man just stay off that pipe crack kills.


— Posted by GRINCHMEIZTER on 4:54 am on Mar. 14, 2002

hey im just jokin ive had 10 to many yager shotz and i have a little buzz well and bored ofcourse no harm in a little humor.


— Posted by trowe on 8:55 pm on Mar. 17, 2002



Quote: from Darkie on 10:00 pm on Mar. 2, 2002
JMB, really funny idea. I’ll have to try that on my next mission Operation: Spring Broke(break-broke, get it? hehe). Also that stuff that freezes metal is freon. I think u can buy it at automotive stores. Then u need to steal the connectors or buy them out of a catolog cause the can it comes in has to have ahole punched in it. And the connectors are the only way to do it safe.

Navy Soldier, this might sound like a dumb question, but how do u get the radio out in a decent amount o time? It would take me atleast 10 minutes to find all those hidden screws.



Freon dont do shit. i tried it before, and the fucking chain sat there in all its glory, little fuck peice of shit chain!
anyway, Butaine freezes chains easy, not to mention its fun to scare kids with, but thats a diferent topic. But Freon dont do anything as i recall. Use butaine or propaine.(i know your thinking yeah right, but its true, both are at or below freezing temeratures.)


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