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— Posted by kingpin on 6:25 am on Mar. 18, 2002

has anyone ever seen the movies cky 1,2,3 and 4 and if your from america you’ve probably seen jackass
well me and sum of my freinds have decided to make a movie that is similar to these 2 and we only have about 2o mins of footage (it sounds like a pretty poodr effort i know but it was suprisingly hard to come up with stuff that was original and funny so we edited out alot of stupid stuff)
and i was wondering if anyone had any ideas they would like to contribute or anything they think would be funny or painful to see that we could do

p.s we are willing to do almost anything and what we have done is pretty stupid so dont hold back any stupid ideas


— Posted by brainwave on 1:36 pm on Mar. 18, 2002

smoke alot of pot and see what happens:cool:


— Posted by confuzious on 3:10 pm on Mar. 18, 2002

It would be really funny to put an outside lock on a portapotty and lock some victim in, and then throw things at the portapotty, or tip it over. I have thought of numerous scenarios involving cops trapped in those things. I haven’t had the balls to do it though.   …yet.


— Posted by DeathWagon on 4:11 pm on Mar. 18, 2002

My ideas are things stupid little 13 year old find funny *me* but whatever, oha nd i hear dhtat a couple hav alread ybeen done i didnt see em so tell me if im manslaughter plagarized.
-steal shopping carts and ride em down a hill.
– around halloween go up to house and steal the pumpkins that smash em in the middl eof the street, fling the bits at houses. Also lght the bits on fire, it do smell to good.
-pour out all the ketchup at 7-11, when they tell you to stop act all suprised and say youll stop move one to ketchup salsa, slurpees, soda etc.


— Posted by Hergor on 4:45 pm on Mar. 18, 2002

i assume you were high when typing this…


— Posted by confuzious on 11:04 pm on Mar. 18, 2002

You have to be high to even consider replying to this topic anyway. But for most of the time i am in the bad ideas section, i am high. I think this is probably true of a lot of us.


— Posted by Darkie on 12:53 am on Mar. 19, 2002

Read Op: Spring Broke, that would be pretty funny to see on TV.


— Posted by Ratty on 4:49 pm on Mar. 20, 2002

Whats wrong with being high?


— Posted by brainwave on 9:46 pm on Mar. 20, 2002

use a little creative theft from other movies it seems so many hollywood movies do that, read every book on movies you can find, if you really want to make this work it will happen:cool:


— Posted by MuNkY on 2:35 am on Mar. 21, 2002

why dont you go blow up some shit.


— Posted by kingpin on 6:20 am on Mar. 22, 2002

be quite craig no bodys interested in what youve got to say ok


— Posted by Brenton on 6:27 am on Mar. 22, 2002

Craig thinks he is Batman, get him to jump of a LARGE building  and see if he suvives, If he is Batman he will suvive, but if not, who knows what will happen LOL


— Posted by Meta4ce on 4:11 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

fuck shopping carts down a hill
run shopping carts into a busy highway…
OR…be like dude from the good son and drop a mannequin into heavy traffic
or a whole bunch of fake ass money
and watch the sheer fun…or you can get a whole bunch of your biggest friends and tape you all stealing on (randomly knocking the fuck out) solitary gang members and cats dressed like punk rockers…it’s fun…then you spit on the whores walking down the street and mace ’em if they come back…
wanna see good shit:
http://www.mhzsite.com
go to video
and see fun filled adventures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111


— Posted by Creeper on 4:25 pm on Mar. 26, 2002



Quote: from confuzious on 3:10 pm on Mar. 18, 2002
It would be really funny to put an outside lock on a portapotty and lock some victim in, and then throw things at the portapotty, or tip it over. I have thought of numerous scenarios involving cops trapped in those things. I haven’t had the balls to do it though. …yet.

Its been done bro, If you were a true Jack ass fan you would know. :angry:
Under the name of the poo-cocktail…

(Edited by Creeper at 4:36 pm on Mar. 26, 2002)


— Posted by spootyguy on 11:02 am on April 6, 2002

Just try to return things to shops that blatantly shouldnt be there, denying any accusations agoinst your stoned self. Like go into a one-stop (or American equivalent… seven-eleven?) and try to return a half-eaten plate of curry or a motorbike or something. Give them a completely falsified reciept written on a tissue or something… completely random…


— Posted by headcase on 11:40 am on April 6, 2002

I saw a clip of a guy who blew himself up…it was pretty funny. He got two sheets of metal, welded them together with bars or metal between them, put an explosive in there, and detoneted it.
Note – he blew his legs off trying this, really.
The most important thing to remember is pain is funny.


— Posted by IcedMetal on 11:49 am on April 6, 2002

I want to see a big pile of thermite being ignited on the hood of a very exotic car (ie convertible, porsche, some european fucking import).


— Posted by headcase on 11:52 am on April 6, 2002

That would be cool but if someone see’s the tape you might spend some time in prison.


— Posted by chroniccrescent on 12:03 pm on April 6, 2002

me and my friend r gonna tape us doing crazy shit, we rolled down a huge slope on a golf course while 3 guys were playing their games, too bad we didnt video it, the green keeper set his dogs on us, so im gonna blow the course up, too bad my last fertiliser bomb didnt work, lol, i set it in a sand bunker but no luck.


— Posted by headcase on 12:10 pm on April 6, 2002

Hahaha make sure you film THAT. Or you could spell out BOMBSHOCK.COM in the grass with napalm, then it might get onto the news and people would visit the site 🙂 !


— Posted by logan on 4:40 pm on April 6, 2002



Quote: from Meta4ce on 4:11 pm on Mar. 26, 2002
fuck shopping carts down a hill
run shopping carts into a busy highway…
OR…be like dude from the good son and drop a mannequin into heavy traffic
or a whole bunch of fake ass money
and watch the sheer fun

How about a baby doll, or a carrage. Heres an idea: take one of those cheep dolls, cut off the head, the bodies are hollow, so fill them with fake blood, and cut up bacon, replace the head, cut small holes in it. Rap it up in a blanket. Then throw it at a car, pick up the baby. then scream at the top of your lungs, “my baby . . .my BABY!!!!” the car should stop, whenthe driver gets out, pick the baby up, and runaway crying. use the fakeblood and bacon bits on your self: put it in a large zip-lock bag, silt the front of your shirt, than put the open bag up-right, and hold in front of the slit. jump on a slow moving car, and squeze. just lie there and mone. the driver should get out and check on you, when he does, get up and runaway. use your imagination (if you use this, give me creit, use my name or something, thanks).
             ~Peace~


— Posted by kingpin on 5:19 pm on April 6, 2002

we tied my mate up to a pole and got him to scream for help, he scared these little kids it was funny as fuck.
we also got some shit of me hurting myself by jumping on to things that shouldnt be jumped on , also im gonna use that idea of returning items that dont belong in the stores, this sounds fucking hilarious as long as i put up a heavy argument. and thanx for the rest of the suggestions, they’ll be in use soon enough, but keep em comin.


— Posted by Mike Hunt on 11:44 pm on April 6, 2002

the ultimate thing… get a dog, a cat, and a mouse high and see what happens. or anything that involves an animal getting high


— Posted by IcedMetal on 11:51 pm on April 6, 2002



the driver should get out and check on you, when he does, get up and runaway. use your imagination (if you use this, give me creit, use my name or something, thanks).
~Peace~


Taser the fucker and hijack his car!  Do this at night of course, and wear mask.  Get a few friends along if possible.


— Posted by kingpin on 4:52 am on April 7, 2002

we cant do anything really ilegal such as stealing some guys car from him while he lies shocked on the ground.
what im gonna do is get a guitar and busk but im gonna play real bad and scream at people walking by pointing out their flaws. i hope it will be as funny as i plan.


— Posted by IcedMetal on 7:05 am on April 7, 2002

Illegal things are always funnier…

The taser thing was sorta an extreme joke, but i really wanna see the baby cart thing.


— Posted by kingpin on 7:17 am on April 7, 2002



Quote: from headcase on 12:10 pm on April 6, 2002
Hahaha make sure you film THAT. Or you could spell out BOMBSHOCK.COM in the grass with napalm, then it might get onto the news and people would visit the site 🙂 !

this would also get the feds onto the site.


— Posted by kingpin on 7:20 am on April 7, 2002

im gonna definitly do the baby thing.


— Posted by IcedMetal on 7:23 am on April 7, 2002

Bah, f*** the feds.  They’re probably monitoring this site already, but pay little attention to it because they think we’re just a bunch of shit eating kids making homemade bombs.

After the 911 incident they’re keeping a very closer eye on anarchy sites, and this one seems pretty harmless (unless we start doin plutonium and uranium 238),.


— Posted by kingpin on 7:29 am on April 7, 2002

what was the 911 incident???
do you really think the feds are watching us, wouldnt they have shut down the site or dont they do that sort of shit.
*sniff*   *sniff* i smell bacon.


— Posted by logan on 7:47 pm on April 7, 2002

This is only funny, because pain is funny. First, go out and buy a flag. take one of the poles, these can be used as they are, but I’ve always gotta push the envolope. thke duct tape, and tape one end. make sure you close the bottom. make, and pour cement down the top, and pack as thightly as poss. before you do this, drill about 4 holes in the top part, so when you fill it with cement, it’ll stay in the pipe. Take electrical tape (duct tape isn’t a good handle), and cove the duct tape on the handle. The last step is to take a engraver, or drill, and engrave the name, “The Shit-Head Beater” near the handle. This works best if it’s only about 2 1/2 feet long. try not to go above 3 1/2 feet. You can’t swing it as well, if you do. Presto! “The shit-head beater”, or at least thats what I call it. If its small enough (2-2 1/2 feet), you can carry it in a school sack, or like me, with all your other weapons, in your trench coat. You can also take a hollow pipe, cover the end, and place a little circle of cardbord in the bottom, so the tape isn’t sticky, fill half way with little lead files, or (and this works best), fill with fiber-glass fileings. find a computer chair, back grip. it’s used to cove the sharp pipe, on cheep chairs. you can also use any other non-perminant cap, that fits the pipe tightly. place this on the top of the pipe. When in a fight, take off the cap, and with an over-head swing, swing it as hard as you can. aim this at the guys eyes/face. the fiber-glass peices get imbeded in his skin, he’ll start to mone and scratch his face, but he’s only driving them deeper. once he starts scraching, beat him in the head. the cops use a fiber-spray to control convicts. but they have to take a shower after they get sprayed, if they don’t, they swell up, and itch all over. they usally fall over as soon as their sprayed. Get someone to beat you with this. both of these tried-and-true methods, work wonders. I carry one with me every where. It’s half cement, and half fiber-glass/lead fileings. This one works the best, and it’s only 2 feet long. I hope this helps.
     ~Peace, Bro~


— Posted by Molitolv Volkov on 8:04 pm on April 7, 2002

Im doing the same shit this summer but im going to get some rollerblades  and a big ass box. ill get in tha box and put the rollerblades on  then rollerblade down the strip and i know a guy with a smaller car thatim gonna have hit me. I know its stupid but hey its good.

Im gonna call it “i can’t believe they made this shit”.
I also migh go thru some windows 4 fun.


— Posted by IcedMetal on 9:55 pm on April 7, 2002

Or tie a string on your friends car, and go roller surfing on the streets, with a box!


— Posted by kingpin on 7:35 am on April 8, 2002

fuck gettin hit by a car, ive done some stupid things but thats pretty stupid is he gonna be goin fast or slow?


— Posted by headcase on 3:47 pm on April 8, 2002

Oh I just remembered this. Me and some friends of mine screwed a pair of shoes to a skateboard and tried to skate down a hill. We can’t skate for shit by the way. One guy broke his leg. We have it on film…..it’s so funny (Not for him, we show it to everyone,his friends, his girlfriend etc)


— Posted by kingpin on 9:14 pm on April 8, 2002

sounds like a blast, i have really got some good ideas now thanx all but keep em comin cause i doubt i’ll be able to think of anything good.


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