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Wtf Do I DO?!


— Posted by Cypher on 3:53 am on Jan. 10, 2002

Hmm well the genral idea here is:

I go to a certain store, check it out, see for cams, how busy it is, check if its possible for the owner 2 come after me quickly.

I Go into the store after i have checked it out….causually browse throu sum stuff get my bearings..get a quantitiy of things i was and head for the a shelf near the door..and look a bit then RUN LIKE FUCK…lol…of course take the stuff with me…

What do you think would be possible outcomes off this?

Like id run and find somewhere saf put the shit into my bag car ect and change my look somehow.. lol fake moustache?

But anyway and never go back 2 the store.

Noteably i haveNT!!! (FUCK THAT WAS A TYPO) been caught for shoplifting before…and its in a completely different area to where i live.

What do you think would happen?

or ways to improve this plan?

(Edited by Cypher at 9:38 pm on Jan. 11, 2002)


— Posted by The Great Milenko on 12:14 pm on Jan. 10, 2002

You were caught shoplifting?! oooohh i have noo respect for you now…..lol j/k anyway yeah that plan would work in korea maybe 🙂


— Posted by The Dark Avenger on 12:45 pm on Jan. 10, 2002

I have a friend that works at Wal-Mart. He said he was informed in his orientation that they expect to lose $500 worth of merchandise a DAY. Also, if you get caught while you are there with the stuff, you’re SOL, but if you go somewhere and stash the stuff then go back, there isn’t a damned thing they can do to you except maybe refuse you service. A lot of stores EXPECT to be ripped off. Quick Trip is a large gas-station chain. They tell their new employees not to even bother with getting the tag number of the car if it’s a drive off (when you get gas and drive off w/o paying).

That stuff may not be helpful, but interesting.


— Posted by kent82 on 8:04 pm on Jan. 10, 2002

i have no idea if this would work, but what yah could do is wear a massive big coat stuff tha arms of it with somthing, and stuff some gloves too and attach the gloves to the cuffs of the coat and then an then arrange it all so it looks like you’re holding your hands behind your back (you could just get some fake arms if you know where to get them.). put it on and then cleverly conseal your hands inside tha coat. you’ll need to take a friend with you if you do this otherwise you’ll find it a tad tricky to get thru doors, if ya get me;)  


— Posted by kent82 on 9:26 pm on Jan. 10, 2002

almost forgot, so you dont get identified, just get a pair of old peoples sunglasses, you know, the really dark ones that engulf half of their heads and chuck a scarf around your neck, making sure that it covers your mouth so it muffles your voice, and stick a hat on your head to hide hair colour, hell you might as well get all dressed up in old fogey clothes and pretend to hobble around the place while flogging stuff using my coat idea:biggrin:


— Posted by The Dark Avenger on 11:06 pm on Jan. 10, 2002

Yeah, bundle yourself up so you can’t move.


— Posted by Cypher on 9:41 pm on Jan. 11, 2002

LoL Kent  😀

well there was a slight typo in that 1…so yeah any advice still lol


— Posted by somefukinsnapov on 2:36 am on Jan. 17, 2002

it WILL work if u want it to …dont take anyone with you(they’ll just get u busted ) and dont think to hard!!!! just get what u want and fuk the fuk off!!!! or better still…just get a trusted friend and break into some houses .. most people dont lock all their locks at night so.. just get a set of multi grip pliers and squeeze their doorknob quietly and turn it open. ur the new owner of all the possesions in their house:)  have fun


— Posted by dellexo on 1:56 pm on Jan. 17, 2002

Don’t know about the rest of you but i think people who brake into other peoples houses are the lowest of the low? Where i’m staying at the moment, a lot of old peoples houses have been done over and people hurt.Three months ago 2 masked men broke into me friends house where i was staying.I was crashed out on the floor at the time(11am,heavy night:biggrin:).I dont think they expected 2 men to be in the house.I woke up and found them attempting to batter me and me mate with hammers.Tell you man,sevral whacks round the head with me fender strat (edge first) soon put pay to that:o.They were last seen running up the road over 300mtrs away,amatures:biggrin:


— Posted by Cypher on 12:58 am on Mar. 14, 2002

wow thats pretty kool dellexo

ur pretty kool dellexo 🙂

C’mon people what ya think i want new oppinions >.


— Posted by confuzious on 12:54 pm on Mar. 14, 2002

When i was shoplifting some stuff a while ago I had a friend in a police uniform nearby. I didn’t get caught, but if i had, i would have been “arrested” by my friend and taken away.


— Posted by Radiant on 2:20 pm on Mar. 14, 2002

Hell yeah Dellexo!
Fender strats rulez 🙂


— Posted by Darkie on 3:30 pm on Mar. 14, 2002

The store i work at all the shop lifters are noticed before they even try anything,shoplifters are so obvious.
There are 2 keys to not getting caught.
1. Be fast, don’t browse, would u normally browse, no u wouldn’t….no i’m telling u that u wouldn’t.
2. Make sure ur get-away path is clear. U would be surprised at all the fucks that do the grab and run and run into some one coming in. One lil shit ran into a COP, no shit. And go when it ain’t busy if u plan to run cause there are always customers that will try to sack ur ass.

Last note: Don’t rob them if they don’t speak english. They don’t relize they are in AMERICA and will shoot u for jacking a snickers bar.

(Edited by Darkie at 3:31 pm on Mar. 14, 2002)


— Posted by Roland49686 on 7:22 pm on Mar. 14, 2002

Who would take..only a snickers bar?
Anyways,
I shoplift all the time. Best way is don’t grab da shit and run! damn. U gotta go in..find ur shit quickly sneak it in a trenchcoat or a coat with a pocket inside it. And leave. For those detector bar things.. if the item is small enough kick it (descreatly, don’t smash the thing) accross the bars into the streets/ inside of the mall and then retrieve it la8ter. Also For larger items steal from small business and do ANYTHING that will alter your immage. (large items u have to run!). My friend has brown army camo makeup shit and he put it all over him and he SERIOUSLY looked like he was black. Anyways he stole about a pound of Hydro and 2 bongs from the headshop and there was a wanted poster at the shop that said: Looking for a African American teenager… blah blah blah. It was awesome. Well Hope I added sum useful shit. Bye
🙂
Peace


— Posted by 50cal addict on 9:56 pm on Mar. 14, 2002

dellexo, how could you have done that to a strat? poor guitar…


— Posted by preditor on 11:46 pm on Mar. 14, 2002

don’t “grab and run” from the big chain compnies like sears. to do them over you have to be covert, you can run easy from the mom and pop stores


— Posted by brainwave on 2:24 pm on Mar. 18, 2002

guys to rob a store, get a girl to go with you, dress nice and be clean cut, walk in like you fucking own the place, ask a couple of ?’s so you can get a feel for them, plus it puts them at ease with you, get what you want then ask them for something you know they dont have, ask were you can get it, thank them and leave. I have done this many times and it works, dont forget to smile:cool:
if you wear a long coat,sun glasses and a hat, just walk up to the help desk and ask them to arrest you, look smart not stupid:cool:


— Posted by Meta4ce on 12:51 pm on Mar. 20, 2002

1.take alarms off.
They are usually these small ass magnets…any price tag/bar code/sticker must go, y’all…

2.Wear baggy pants and tie the bottoms with shoestings…make sure wear three shirts, one tee, one button down, and a sweatshirt hoody with a zipper in the middle…tuck the 1st two shirts in….walk around the store, don’t ask no questions, because that’s suspect as a muhfucka…always bring 3 niggas with you….in case security comes…(steal on that nigga {meaning, knock the security the fuck out,} jump, or intimidate him with weapons)…and stuff that shit down your shirt, yo…keep them shoestrings on your pants because the shit might slip from your shirt, cuzz…but don’t tie ’em too tight because you might have to run or bang with somebody that don’t like you…and remember: IF YOU ARE STEALING CLOTHES, TAKE THE ALARMS OFF WITH TWO KEYS, NOT ONE. YOUR ONE KEY WILL FUCKIN BREAK, YO.  DO THAT SHIT IN THE DRESSING ROOM, AND TAKE LIKE 5 OUTFITS.

Now go out there and DO THA DAMN THANG soldiers!!!!


— Posted by Meta4ce on 12:54 pm on Mar. 20, 2002

3. DO NOT BE A BITCH. BE READY TO SMASH AND BANG ON WHO EVER TRIES TO CATCH YOU…ROCK A BIG COAT AND PUT A BOOKBAG UNDER IT WITH A SMALL WEAPON SO THAT SHIT WON’T SHOW.
4.AS I SAID, BE READY TO BANG, THAT’S WHY YOU BRING 3 NIGGAS…and act like y’all don’t know each other…but have a certain signal if you get into some shit so they can help you.


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