— Posted by Mischeif on 6:54 pm on Feb. 25, 2002
This is preditor. this was originally about turning a bear into a molitof cocktail but it turned into dirty jokes so I changed the topic name
(Edited by preditor at 5:00 am on Mar. 19, 2002)
— Posted by jmb1125 on 9:58 pm on Feb. 25, 2002
lame topic should be dirty jokes at least.
(Edited by jmb1125 at 11:00 pm on Feb. 25, 2002)
— Posted by Just0nePepsi on 6:57 pm on Feb. 27, 2002
Hehehehe so a guy walks in a bar and sees another guy downing shots like crazy. He asks him why he is drinking so much he says cause he just had a blowjob. The guy congrats him and buys him a shot. After that he guy keeps drinking. He asks him why he keeps drinking. The guy says because he can’t get rid of the taste
— Posted by jmb1125 on 7:17 pm on Feb. 27, 2002
lol not bad….here’s a short one……
What’s the difference between parsley and pussy?
Nobody eats parsley!
— Posted by Assasin in Training on 6:47 pm on Feb. 28, 2002
Heres a really sick joke…
Whats the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You cant fuck a rock.
— Posted by Just0nePepsi on 7:05 pm on Feb. 28, 2002
“Your weird dude.”
— Posted by jmb1125 on 9:59 pm on Feb. 28, 2002
Night shift supervisor:
“See that barrel with the hole in the side? You can stick your dick in that hole and get it sucked any night of the week but Thursday.”
“Why not Thursday?”
Night shift supervisor:
“Because that’s your night in the barrel.”
— Posted by jmb1125 on 8:32 pm on Mar. 1, 2002
Racial jokes are game too.
What do you call a nigger with no hands?
— Posted by Cypher on 12:00 am on Mar. 2, 2002
this cop pulled over this guy and said ‘for wearing your seat belt im giving u 5 grand for our safety competition.
The man looks real happy hes like thanx! the cop asks so what ya gonna do with the money, he said oh ill probably goto drivers skool and get my lisence. the cop steps back, then his g/f sitting in the other seat sez Oh dont worry about him hes a smart ass when hes drunk.
this talkin wakes a man in the back seat who sez ‘ shit i told ya we wouldnt get far in this stolen car!!’ then a muffled voice from the back sez ‘are we across the border yet?!’
Whats more phun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork..
— Posted by Navy Soldier on 11:43 am on Mar. 2, 2002
Here’s one why can’t nigga’s drown?
SHIT FLOATS 😀
— Posted by Pyroclasm on 6:24 pm on Mar. 5, 2002
little johnny goes to school one day, and his teacher sets him some homework, to fiind the longest word that he can. The next day little johnny comes back to school, and says, m a s t u r b a t i o n, the teacher says, WOW, thats a mouthful, and little johnny replies, no miss, thats a blowjob!
— Posted by aardvark on 3:12 pm on Mar. 8, 2002
that was good pyroclasm
— Posted by Mr Smith on 5:46 pm on Mar. 8, 2002
What is white and cracks when you shag it?
A baby’s pelvis.
(I know, I need help)
(Edited by preditor at 5:02 am on Mar. 19, 2002)
— Posted by jakethedude on 4:47 am on Mar. 9, 2002
tell me if uve heard this
wots the difference between pink and purple?
— Posted by jmb1125 on 10:47 am on Mar. 9, 2002
…ok, what’s a “girp”? Do you mean “grip”? lol, I think you blew the punchline.
How do you know if your cell mate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
(Edited by jmb1125 at 10:07 pm on Mar. 11, 2002)
— Posted by preditor on 4:56 am on Mar. 19, 2002
What’s the worst part about fucking a dead baby
Wipeing the blood off your clown suite
— Posted by preditor on 5:04 am on Mar. 19, 2002
this has been moved to the community discussion