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How to, “Knock someone the fuck out”

— Posted by shanooki on 7:25 pm on Mar. 28, 2002

Okay now folks, this is a simple point on somones neck to add pressure to and watch sed person turn a great color of blue then pass out. First you need to follow on a diagonol with your finger to just a little before the lower jaw bone. Once found(which is pretty easy to find, its a lumpy tube like spot) apply great pressure but you don’t want to punture the tube for it carries Oxygen to the brain. Ju st apply presure until victim is motionless then immediatly stop applying pressure and do whatever to gotta do. Hope you enjoy…Maybe If you have a really trustworthy friend or just someone really stupid you could get some practice in.

(Edited by shanooki at 1:28 am on Mar. 29, 2002)

— Posted by Radiant on 8:37 pm on Mar. 28, 2002

Xena the warrior princess style 🙂

— Posted by Roland49686 on 9:10 pm on Mar. 28, 2002

Yeah… but She did it instantly. More like Vulcan Neck pinch. (Star Trek)

— Posted by shanooki on 10:06 pm on Mar. 28, 2002

Also You you could try pinching their windpipe but i don’t really suggest the use of this one if you have a quick temper b/c you could squeeze to hard and kill the person in which case i hope you have running shoes on.

— Posted by arawn on 10:13 pm on Mar. 28, 2002

just use the sleeper

— Posted by shanooki on 10:19 pm on Mar. 28, 2002

True you could use the sleep but it take more time.  The sleeper hold is utilizing the same point of which i spoke of earlier but since your forearm covers a wider area you would have to subdue the attacker/victim much longer than if you applied a sharper more direct pressure on this point.

— Posted by thadon41 on 8:16 pm on Mar. 30, 2002

right.ok guys. I just tried this on myself and couldnt find the spot.thats all I have is alot of red marks over my kneck, which is from applying pressure. So maybe a diagram? ..lol

if not, I guess a swift blow to the side of the skull with a baseball bat does the same kinda thing .

— Posted by shanooki on 8:36 pm on Mar. 30, 2002

just feel around in that area and when you find it you’ll know, you’ll start to feel light headed

— Posted by Roland49686 on 9:27 pm on Mar. 30, 2002

I got about 3000 red spots on my neck from trying to knock myself out. How do I do it?!

— Posted by shanooki on 11:48 pm on Mar. 30, 2002

Look in a mirror and go on a diagonal from your ear to about your lower jaw and feel for a lumpy spot and pushed hard, if you don’t feel light headed in lik 2-45 secs try a different spot

— Posted by kingpin on 2:24 am on Mar. 31, 2002

i stood there trying for like an hour and i could not find it
have you ever tried this or is it just something you have heard???

— Posted by shanooki on 11:44 am on Mar. 31, 2002

Oh I’ve done this manya time to myself to gwt outta class and i have done it to my older brother and he has done it to me as well.

— Posted by Roland49686 on 2:00 pm on Mar. 31, 2002

Maybe you and your brother are just FrEaKs. lol j/k.
Anyways. I tried with no success. Oh well. I can always just hit my head on somthing..really…hard.

— Posted by shanooki on 2:58 pm on Mar. 31, 2002

I dunno, maybe we are. I’ve gotten it to work almost everytime, If you had someone who knew how to do it then it they could show you, its alot easier when you have a person skilled in pressure-point type things to teach you how to do it.

— Posted by preditor on 3:41 pm on Mar. 31, 2002

to clear it all up, take a siloet of the side of a head and put a dot on where your talking about, then post it

— Posted by Roland49686 on 4:09 pm on Mar. 31, 2002

Hey thats a good idea. Or find a website that explains how to “Knock someone the fuck out”

— Posted by shanooki on 7:34 pm on Mar. 31, 2002

How would  i go about putting a siloet on here?

— Posted by Ghost on 4:11 am on April 1, 2002

Yep i found it i can explain beta.under your jaw bone their is a small thumbing that is your pulse a presure point it makes u dizzy and probly will knock you out.try it on the beat under ur jaw bone

— Posted by R0NiN on 7:55 am on April 1, 2002

yeah i found it, you feel kinda funky, i didnt knock myself out though, i stoped when i felt light headed. but it works.

— Posted by shanooki on 7:39 pm on April 1, 2002

Thank you Ghost for explaining this better.

— Posted by kingpin on 9:44 pm on April 1, 2002

fucking hell, i still cant find it, i found places that hurt around my jaw but i cant find anything that makes me fell light headed

— Posted by Critical Damage on 4:07 am on April 2, 2002

yea i found it

— Posted by xenonalieninfo on 10:01 pm on April 2, 2002

are you mean the karate chop were your small finger hits the hear lob and the flat plame its the coner of the chin.
Jars the brain makes uncoiunces

— Posted by shanooki on 11:21 pm on April 2, 2002

No that is not what i was talking about at all, i’ve heard of that before, its like this technique but on steroids. lol

— Posted by Ghost on 5:49 am on April 3, 2002

yer well i dont now what part your talkin about but tha pulse was workin 4 me i nearly went 2 sleep but i stoped

— Posted by Ghost on 5:56 am on April 3, 2002

yer well i dont now what part your talkin about but tha pulse was workin 4 me i nearly went 2 sleep but i stoped. wot are u talkin about steroids

— Posted by kingpin on 11:00 am on April 3, 2002

i STILL cant fucking find it, maybe im inpregnable to pressure points or maybe im just stupid and cant find the fucking spot. some one plz go through this again.

— Posted by sl33p on 2:02 pm on April 3, 2002

lol omfg your all nerds, u just tilt your head back, take your right or left hand and take 3 fingers, your index and maddle, let it make contact with each other, then leave your thumb as it is. den place yer hand right inderneath your jaw, make it touch the bottom of yer jaw, make your fingerprints touch your neck then sqeeze. you should feel like 2 bumpy tings, sweeze harder, wait a few seconds. then there u go.

i stopped when i felt dizzy =]

— Posted by Amazin Jecle Brother on 3:06 pm on April 3, 2002

wtf i cant find it and i have tryed everything but u can  knock some one out or make them become week if ur trying to get something from them by……squeezin  the mucel that goes from the topof ur shouder tothe side of ur neck squeez and in a fraction of  a second it kills like a bitch making any thing in ur hands be released and ur knees buckle and eventualy u get week enough and  pass out….  i knock out my friends all the time they think its fun.

— Posted by IcedMetal on 1:40 am on April 6, 2002

I get all weak just thinking about trying it on myself, sooo…..  I think I’ll just stick with my hard right to the temple 🙂

— Posted by Ghost on 2:34 am on April 6, 2002

i now anotha way. crouch down low and take 15-20 deep breathes then stand up and hold ya breath.ull get knock out 4 like 1min. i do it 2 my frends all tha time

— Posted by IcedMetal on 4:26 am on April 6, 2002

Now to think of an ingenious way to fool an angry Butch into doing it, during a heated argument…..

— Posted by DrAcid on 6:03 am on April 6, 2002

LoL!!! I found that spot a few days ago and thought it was cancerous, thank god its not. I suspect you might have to have quite a skinny neck to find it easily though.

— Posted by Ghost on 4:26 am on April 7, 2002

with spot are you talkin about acid?

— Posted by Chronos on 8:56 am on April 8, 2002

I am shanooki’s brother, and he didn’t do a very good job of explaining it. what your doing is compressing the main arteries in the persons neck that lead to the brain. they are the same ones you are trying to hit when you slit somones throat. to use in a fight, you just use the basic 2 handed choke. your target area is about 2-3 inches below the ear, then about 1/2 – 3/4″ twoard the front of the jaw. press in on each side HARD with your thumbs, It is a good way to get people to pass out with little or no permenant damage.

also: someone mentioned the sleeper earlier. a more effective version of this is brace your forearm(bone up) across the neck just above the adams apple, curl your week hand around the choking hands wrist and apply preasure to the back of the head, crushing the windpipe with your forearm. this also makes a good take down, or puts you in a good position to break the neck(snap shoulders sharply away from non choking hand.)

— Posted by SOCKPUPPet on 9:52 pm on April 8, 2002

eh…i think those lumpy things you where talking about (if you have any knowledge of anatomy whatsoever) are not really tonsils,but something close to it…the main artery and vein are on each side(i dont think it matters wich one, they both do the same thing) of the windpipe, these are right behind the lumpy things…feel around the right or left side of the neck fairly deeply, but then, if ya still cant find it, you could always just ring the fuckers neck

— Posted by IcedMetal on 10:30 pm on April 8, 2002

Actually, yes they are tonsils.  Just a week ago mine were badly infected and they swelled up pretty bad.

— Posted by keeko on 1:35 pm on April 9, 2002

well whattaya know..i found it…it works…but it was pretty hard to find…
there is another way….but only for a couple seconds…minute maybe……put them against the wall…make them take deep breaths and tell them to hold it in….press really hard on there sternum but make sure they hold there breathe…..and soon enough(20 seconds) they will be alling to the ground…..i suggest doing this w/a friend…..i have done it MANY times with my friends…no harm yet………try it..its kinda fun…

sorry if this was posted earlier…..

— Posted by chico14 on 10:35 pm on April 10, 2002

u cant knck yourself out

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