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Runaway Shack.

— Posted by EvRLsTNgGoDStpR on 10:05 am on Feb. 18, 2002

i need to get away from school and my parents house theres this abandent trailer deep in the woods i’m going to convert it into a runaway house for myself, i need idea on house to keep people out of getting inside it, got shit loads of ply wood and nails, thanks alot guys

— Posted by OzzY on 2:24 pm on Feb. 18, 2002

hm.. let’s see.. wood and nails you say.. well, i can think of some ways..

1) hammer two staffs of wood together so they look like a christian cross (CHURCH SUCKS!) and nail your neighbor’s balls in the middle. than put that thing in front of “your” house and believe me.. NO ONE will get along that way >:)

2) build a tank out of your house! nail as much wood as possible around the house so the walls are about 30cm in thickness.. the only problem of this method is, that NOone can enter, and i really mean NOONE, you either 😀

3) get a chiwuaha or how these damn cat-dogs are called and feed him with all your neighbors balls (if ya don’t live in nebraska.. sigh) if he ate THAT believe me.. he’ll be harder to trick out than arnold schwarzenegger after jumpin’ around on his balls for three hours.. no, days is even better 😀

4) take a cocktail-mixer and mix as much neighbor’s balls as possible to a slime paste.. smear that on some wooden sticks and stick’em around your hut.. that’s it 😀

nails – 10c each
wood – mostly free
neighbor’s balls – some broken arms, legs, etc..
chihuawa – some stolen dog in trade with a chinese
the occuring fun – priceless!!!

— Posted by Just0nePepsi on 4:32 pm on Feb. 18, 2002

if it has a door you have to open get in. Screw a latch lock on there and lock it. Also put no trespassin signs around it. Sounds corny put they usally work. Hide knives in certain places in the woods that you know where they would be. Make sure the only way into the trailer is through the locked door.

— Posted by preditor on 7:57 pm on Feb. 24, 2002

completely seal off every entrance and hole in it. make a hole in the roof and build a cover that can be vary well secures with locks and stuff. the no trespassing signs are a good idea justonepepsi. the less convenient it is to get inside the more seccure

— Posted by Hergor on 9:56 am on Feb. 25, 2002

Hey Ozzy I take it you don’t like your neibors

is there a high voltage long-distance
cable somewhere around?

you might be able to get some power from it that you can use for safeguarding your ‘fortress’, plus you got power in handy for other useful things like cooking, computers, or radio… (let it run under the soil to prevent ppl cutting it off)

for example, if the trailer has a bottom hatch you could do what OzzY said: turn your home into a ‘tank’. seal all openings with wood. then dig a tunnel from a nearby group of bushes to the hatch under the trailer. remember to support the tunnel with columns.
to ensure nobody except you gets into your ‘home’ through the tunnel, you could then take some power from the high voltage cable to use it as supply for a movement-sensor (those cheap IR thingys sold at homestores). the movement-sensor will then function as trigger for an explosive charge that is placed halfway to the trailer in the tunnel (so dig a tunnel long enough to make sure the explosion does not take out your ‘home’). 😉
you can use garage door openers as RC-device for to arm/disarm the sensor.

another useful application for the power supply would be a trap in the door handle:
just block the door from inside (that it looks as tough one might be able to open it from outside).
then look at the door handle: if it’s a metal part, good. if it’s something else, get a metal handle. cut it in two halves (that you have a ‘L’ and a ‘‘ part). take some rubber and cut it into a shape that fits the cut off handle’s diameter. drill a hole into both handle-pieces and the rubber. put a plastic-bar through all three parts. at last, take some wire and connect both handle parts to the main power cable [hide the wires under the handle]… (yehaw, fried intruder! :biggrin: )

otherwise you’d have to use large quantities of car-batteries…

hope this helps… 😉

(Edited by preditor at 10:16 pm on Mar. 19, 2002)

— Posted by OzzY on 10:26 am on Feb. 25, 2002

hm.. nearly forgot about this funny topic 😀

anyway.. hergor.. did you ever helped out with ideas for MacGyver or something similar 😀

— Posted by OzzY on 10:29 am on Feb. 25, 2002

ah, and as hergor already said.. NO, i HATE my neighbors.. one is a 14year old pubertying (right that way?!) farmer-idiot and the other one is a ~20year old GAY! damn, german villages (in german: drfer) goddamn SUCK!

— Posted by Hergor on 10:44 am on Feb. 25, 2002

Quote: from OzzY on 10:26 am on Feb. 25, 2002
anyway.. hergor.. did you ever helped out with ideas for MacGyver or something similar 😀

not in this life, or at least as far as i can remember… 😉
(also, macgyver never used guns – if i had had a word to say when the series was written he would have used lots of those…)

but when it comes to mechanics, electrics or other stuff like that i’m quite creative… 🙂

— Posted by Black Raine on 3:27 pm on Feb. 25, 2002

Im going to run away to the woods pretty soon, I was wondering if anyone knows of any traps I could make out of rope of somthing to catch a preditor. Wether it be a wolf, or a person, or a bunny. Can you help me? 🙂

— Posted by Hergor on 9:11 am on Feb. 26, 2002

sent ya plans… 🙂

— Posted by OzzY on 9:26 am on Feb. 26, 2002

hey hergor.. could ya pass me over some plans about everything? I’m bored and can take use of all i can get!

— Posted by Sicopath on 1:29 am on Feb. 27, 2002

place lots of explosives around the place with electronic blasting caps all connected to one switch. When you need to destroy the evidence…..

— Posted by Hergor on 9:01 am on Feb. 27, 2002

smart-traps will come in handy…

take some time to rig the place with lots of automatically firing ‘bolt-guns’ (small pipes, rubber-band and a wooden bolt with a nail on top) and explosive traps. for trigger use movement-detectors (as i mentioned above) or tripwires.

(tripwires in places where you often walk along, ’cause when you know where they are they’re not as dangerous to you as movement sensors are…)

— Posted by MechanicalReaper on 4:58 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

I would make it look like a satanic shack and draw pintograms all over it and take some animal blood or somthing and smear it every where that would keep people away and also keep a gun

— Posted by Hergor on 5:06 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

when doing the satanic way you’ll probably have to use the gun for this will lure all kinds of kiddies and/or cops to your ‘house’…

— Posted by MechanicalReaper on 5:08 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

My friend was telling me about some great land mines that you can set up around your trailer what you do is take a shotgun shell preferably buckshot and put a pin under the spot where it shoots and put it in the ground so that only around a centimeter sticks out and when some 1 steps on it it will blow their leg off so figure out some way to mark you land mines out

— Posted by MechanicalReaper on 5:09 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

your right hergor  i didn’t even think about cops or other fucked up satanic people

— Posted by Assasin in Training on 6:43 pm on Feb. 28, 2002

Another thing you might try is to use the falling shit meathod.

Tie a rope high in a tree on the path to the house and place a motion sensor or a trip wire across the path,
Connect it to a small explosive or incindeary device that is wrapped arround the rope, tie a large abject to the rope and when someone walks the path (NOT YOU) the thing will go off and drop on their head HAHAHAHAHA

Or you could make landmines GRIN these r my favorite thing to put arround

Buy (or steal ((My prefered Meathod)) a pack of D model rocket engines(the biggest ones) and some push button swithces (get at the hardware store ACE or something)
Now, Get a nice 6v battery and some wire too

Take the solar igniter and put it into the rocket engine and cap it (the orange plastic things) and conect ONE end to the battery with a long piece of wire.
Conect the other end of the igniter to some wire leading to the switch AND THEN the battery.
Have a small piece of wood, a leaf or a dark metal plate glued onto the switch and burry it all in the ground,
put the switch under the path (but not under enough that some one will step on it and it will not push) and the rocker engine next to it. the battery should be in a ziplock so it doesent short out and burried off of the path.
Now when someone steps on the switch the rocket engine will fry their foot he he he
(you can also use an explosive charge but this is easier and takes less time)

— Posted by Hergor on 7:01 pm on Mar. 1, 2002

know those deer/fox-traps used by poachers?

they’re nasty and easy to make…

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