Hedley Herndon from L.A. has a good idea for any mark who displays an anal personality. He claims that he invited a guy to several parties and the man made a complete ass of himself with the ladies, food, and drink. Hedly thought payback was in order. He quietly walked into one of the mark’s drunken parties and found a spare roll of toilet paper in the closet.
“I had some Tabasco sause in a small spray bottle. I didn’t want to hurt anyone at the party, so I unrolled some of the paper on the spare roll, then sprayed a few feet of it, let it dry, then rolled it back up again and put it back for him alone to use,” Hedley relates.