Bucket Above The Door
Who else but Dick Smegma would have the intestinal fortitude to update this hoary old cliche Dick suggest filling the old water bucket with something more modern than water.
His list includes liquid skunk smell, hydrochoric acid, horse urine or urined-down excrement. Dick says placement is crucial. I add that disguising the smell, unless you’re dealing with a drunk, allergy or head-cold victim, is also vital.