Sometimes fan club freaks are obnoxious, even dangerous. A radio station personality was actually assaulted by an Elvis freak because he wouldn’t keep playing her favorite selections.

“I got back at her by puking a colorfully spectacular cascade of vomit from pizza, wine, carrots, and candy into a plastic bag a week later. I tossed in a whole bunch of vitamin capsules and other pills, then mailed it to her at work, telling her that the National Elvis Fan Club was donating this package of `Elvis’s Last Supper’ to her.”

Long live the king!

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