According to the Hombre of Justice, human feces mix well with chocolate or coffee ice cream and because of the freezing involved, the odor is eliminated. This stunt gives new meaning to the order, eat shit!
Animal feces has application beyond agricultural manure. Our faithful fan, Babs Barfly, lives near a bunch of pigeons and always scarfs up a fresh supply of their gooey white droppings an stores it, later to be substituted for cracker spread or dip in the mark’s kitchen.
“Rabbit pellet cookies are an excellent substitute for chocolate chips … gets the mark away from all those harmful sweets,” she adds.