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Fun things to do to stupid neighbors

So you have insanely stupid neighbors we provide you some crazy and fun things to do to stupid neighbors here:

This little article is everyone out there who is a next door neighbor who is, in your mind, the worlds biggest asshole. I have neighbors that fit into this catergory perfectly. You know the ones, stereo up louder than hell in the middle of the night, water their lawn during a drought, etc… Well take heart, because I have just the answer for such idiots.

1) Next time they go away on vacation, or even for just the weekend, call the utility company, Ma Bell(or whoever the phone co is.), and the cable company. Using their name(obviously), tell them to shut off the respective utilities, since your are going on a trip for about a month. Most of the time, they wont ask for any other info except for phone number. If they ask for anything else, just hangup quickly and forget it as it isnt too easy to explain why you dont know your own social security number. If all works well(and it usually does), they will come home to a fridge full of bad food, plus no heat or air conditioning and cable tv and phone. Pretty nice, huh?

2) If they leave on vacation, and you are a hacker/phreak/BBS’er, here is your chance for free phone calls to everywhere! Simply go into their yard and locate their phone box. Using your lineman’s phone(or a regular phone with alligator clips instead of a modular plug), find the active phone line inside the box. Run a shit load of wire back to your house, thru your window, etc… Install a modular plug on your end and plug it into your modem. Now make all the long distance calls you want. Don’t worry, those of your with a heart, the neighbor’s wont get billed for the calls after they call Ma Bell and claim that they didnt make them. Most of the time they will let you of the hook.

3) One night, after the neighborhood is asleep, sneak over into the target’s yard. Proceed to turn on ONE faucet, so that water is gushing out all over the place. The value of this joke is that the target’s water bill will be outrageous after about 3-4 nights of this, especially during drought season.

4) If you have the asshole neighbor who has the stereo on LOUD at all hours and the police wont do shit(what else is new), here is the solution. Sneak into the yard, and find the breakerbox. If the stereo is up this loud, they wont hear you in the yard. Locate the switch that matches the room that the stereo is in. Or the closest to. Flip the switch and run like hell back to the house. Or if you are more daring, sit in the bushes oe something and watch them come out. Most of the time, it will take doing this 2-3 times before they turn down the stereo.But its worth it when you have to sleep.

5) Do your neighbor’s have a barking dog? If so, heres the solution.

A) Call the pound repeatedly, using another neighbor’s name and address, but your number. Call at least twice a night for about a week. The complaints will stack up, and the target’s will most likely have to pay a healthy fine.

B) Get a package of hot dogs and any kind of medicine that induces shitting, like Exlax(you will have to melt it down). Pour the secret agent shit inducing substance on the hot dogs, then toss them over the fence to the dog. If it is a small dog, I suggest throwing one at a time as little dogs don’t eat as much as big dogs. Spot or Fido or whatever the hell his name is will be shitting EVERYWHERE for days. Loads of fun for the target.

6) Kill their lawn. This can be achieved with any kind of poison, paint thinner, or even piss. Simply pour as much of the stuff as you can all over the lawn and wait a few days to a week. Lovely brown spots will start to show. Nice effect.

7) Do they have a CB radio that interferes with your tv? Use the old standby. When they are not home, sneak over and shove large straight pins into the coaxial cable to the antenna. Next time Joe Dickhead keys up will be his last time. This easy trick works due to the fact that it shorts the cable together. When he keys up, it will blow the CB right off the table.

8.) Do they park in your driveway or in front of it? My neighbors have teenage kids who have teenage friends who parked in front of the driveway. I fixed that by taking some large nails(about 4 inches long) and placed them on each side of their tires at a 45 degree angle. Two per side, heads on pavement, points to tires. When they drive off, instant flats on all four tires. Try to get them to not park there asking first. If they don’t care to listen, then use the nail trick.

9) Other easy and annoying tricks: Use JB Weld or any other metal weld substance on their mailbox door. Unscrew all the light bulbs on the outside of their house just enough so they won’t light. If they have an annoying cat, capture it and take it about 10 miles away from where you live and let it go. Get some cow or horse shit and place it in a large paper bag. Place on porch and light on fire. Then ring door bell. If they have a hot tub or pool, get some goldfish and place them in it.

If you can get some lake or river fish, they work even better. Place small rocks inside the hubcaps on their most used car. The effect is awesome. They will go crazy from the sound. If you get into their car, place a heavy guage jumper wire from the horn to the brake switch behind the pedal. The result is the horn honking everytime they step on the brake pedal. A sure fire winner. If you are daring, capture a skunk and let it loose in their yard. Just think about the fun this one can make. Have fun and don’t get caught!


Comments (36)

  • Gen

    The pranks involving animals and water wasting are very harmful! Hurt the person, but not their animals and not the environment! No feuding is worth causing that kinda damage. It’s petty and deranged.

  • Samir

    @Gen
    calm down man i thought the same thing as you all u need to do is “modify” the prank a little so it isnt environmentally dangourous or will hav PETA shittin bricks

  • Stev

    1. Good one
    2. I guess you use invisible wire so no one else can see? Yea right
    3. Good one
    4. Breaker Box in the Yard? The stupid neighbor must have wrote this one.
    Must have come up with this one when electricity was just being in-stalled in homes.
    5. Haul 20 miles away if that don’t work put 20 aspirin in some food.
    6. Use some of the poison for # 5 & get 2 for 1 deal.
    7. Wrote for the 70′s
    8. Yea do it & then you probably will wind up with 4 flats-Don’t ask 1st just do it.
    9. I like the mailbox

  • naberhater

    Just fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards to their address and name. If they don’t call and cancel the magazines, it can go to collections and hurt their credit. Muhahaha!

  • Adam

    You’re a pussy and I doubt you’ve ever tried any of these things in real life, fagot.

  • NALA SHEA

    i agree.. fuck off with the animals. get revenge on the people but the animals don’t deserve any sufferings so don’t be such a ugly dumb shit ! (:

  • Sandy

    Once wrote “F–U” with anti-freeze and a ketchup squirter on a lovely lawn

  • Deb

    what a jerk! these are really crazy stupid ideas.

  • dane

    Great, assist all of the A**Hole neighbours and keep the idiot hatred brigade going. We are the type of neighbours who have problems with jerks like this. Mind you, there are such neighbours who are psychologically deranged and bored and simply enjoy hurting their own neighbours for the hell of it. I do wonder what has come to the evolvement of humans. Has it truly come to this sort of ignorance. I mean if it is really that bad and you hate your neighbours for the hell of it, perhaps, one should resign themselves to a farm for the mentally fragmented. Who in the hell has time to do these things. Most likely, neighbours like us already know who it is causing such problems. Our neighbours are so childish and damned nosy that they actually follow us where ever we go and there are FIVE of them who actually drive their cars to find out if we are home or not AND we know exactly who they are. They have even broken into our home with KEYS from the person we are renting from. We are disabled and we are too quiet for them and they actually use their neighbour friends to scream obscenities just to get us to go outside and cause their dog to bark just to see what we are doing.

    Thank goodness that our lease is up very soon and then they will have each other to harass. They pretend to be friendly, however, we catch them every time using their workers, friends, other neighbours, and even their children to spy on our home (all of which is illegal and UN-American).

    We pride ourselves on freedom as a country and are nothing but little dictators and fascists who whack off on spying on others and using excuses such as “we are looking out for terrorists or child molesters”. Which is ALL bullshit excuses to simply SPY and humiliate others.

    A VERY OLD saying goes: What comes around goes around…..and around and around. And be aware that IF ANY of YOU are the allegiance of the social spy network, DO watch when you FINALLY meet your match and then some.

    A message to NOSY Neighbours: Many of us cannot wait to read or watch what happens when the lot of each of these filthy childish evil pricks who cannot mind your own damned affairs end up missing or that YOUR life becomes an unsolved crime. It WILL not be an innocent animal pissing bleach on your lawn; they just may piss bleach while you are six feet under!

    DO question why things like that happen to the “life of the party” gossip monger whores who end up on that 48 Hours Mysteries program on CBS.

    No, it will NEVER be people like us, just some one who will not abscond to your ignorant ways. Some one with a hell of a lot more energy than we have, some one a lot younger, quicker,clever, and has many friends who are not very forgiving or willing to do second chances.

    Watch! It will come back to YOU! PROMISE!

    PS: Leave ALL pets alone! I AM a PETA member as well.

  • dane

    Amen to Deb, Sandy and Nela Shea!

  • Anon

    Seriously, no sense hurting the animals because their owners are shitheads. How about taking the cat to a no-kill shelter instead (even one out of town and bonus, they won’t tend to adopt kitteh out to somebody who’ll just let him wander around) or plain hot dogs to the dogs…Enough franks and the dogs will get the shits anyway and it won’t kill or hurt them. Fucking hell though dude.

    Nails + tires is great though.

  • Whatever

    I hate neighbours with annoying dogs, both the owner and the dog should get it! and that is the bottom line.

  • Clara

    @naberhater
    I like it naberhater, I can’t think of a better way to get back at the “holier than thou” smucks that live behind me. A handful of T&A and maybe a “fist full” of Gay Luv magazine subscriptions might humble them just a bit. Thanks for the idea

  • John

    Good Ideas for the stupid dogs, I would also put rat poison, chocolate and pres-tone on the hotdogs before tossing them over the fence. Dogs are dumb, dirty, filthy and dangerous, they annoy and they stink. Your ideas are great! If dog owners would have some respect, and understand that maybe others are working hard, and need their little rest-time at home, and train their useless pets to stop barking, and preventing others from enjoying life, maybe the ideas are bad, but from what I hear, and can see, all around the worlds, dog owners made up their minds that their annoying animal are more important than human life, – HENCE 90% of population hate towards dogs and their owners.

  • John Smith

    I love the ideas about the dogs, the neighbor use the dog to get to you, you should use their dog to get to them.

  • Lorn

    I would consider doing worst to the animal, just to get at the owners.

  • T

    Your pathetic fantasies are laughable. Now put your puny cock away. I want to copulate with your neighbours, both of them, all night long. We’ll laugh afterwards about what a fucking tool you are, before rewiring your mother’s sex toys to save on electricity.

    Anything less would be inhuman.

  • Don

    I agree with the animal stuff, if your neighbor is too dumb to take care of them, someone’s got to,

  • y

    What kind of coward would take revenge on an innocent animal? It’s bad enough he has a shitty owner why cause the animal actual pain and suffering? Do you have any idea how bad laxatives will hurt a dogs tiny stomach? And what if the animal shitting everywhere angers the owner so the dog gets beaten AND his stomach hurts like shit, something the dog has no control over. What an irresponsible thing to put out to all the idiot kids reading this for ACTUAL advice.

    A prank should affect only the person that is being an asshole. Dogs are incapable of being assholes, you fucktard.

  • Fuck you

    I have piece of shit neighbors whose kids have a playhouse so high it looks into my yard I can’t do anything in peace without them looking over the kids are always screaming and throwing shit over my fence by my pool and in it and some shit like candy my dog can eat they bark at my dog as well as the neighbors dogs tormenting them the parents throw mariachi parties every weekend with karaoke complete with a bouncy house next to the playhouse so the little fuckers can irritate all the neighbors in both playhouses Am I supposed to wipe poision on the playhouse? or leave some laxitives that look like chocolate in the playhouse for them to eat? Kids are shit I hate them but I would not advocate harming them as your doing with dogs you piece of shit! the dogs are barking because of assholes who are neglecting them and making them live outside instead of the house they are crying for attention! but let’s make their lives worse by poisioning them and getting them put down at the pound right? or maybe it’s asshole kids like my neighbors always making them bark too. And you want people to poision lawns too making it unsafe for animals,kids and the environment? seriously a person like you needs to just die I hope the world gets that favor soon.

  • John Cash

    Fuck you all animal lovers!!! Kill the dogs if they bother you,!!!
    Fuck you all retarded moronic fucksticks that loves dogs!!@!!!!!

  • john miller

    hey can anyone tell me a good way to get back at a girl who just screwed up my life and she has done some dirty things to cost me my job and my apartment and destroyed my truck and she has cost me some good friends by doing things and made it look like I did them , please anyone got any good ideas

  • john miller

    its like I cant, get this bitch back good enough and I need some help out there this has gone to far and she is killing me and I cant stop the crap, she broke it off with me, and she wants to destroy me now, all I did was catch her cheating and now this , she is a wierd person for sure

  • Jeff

    You’ve got to prank without beig punative.

    Throw carrot seeds in their lawn. Spell stuff out if you like. The carrots grow up just like grass and they won’t know until it’s too late,

  • Jay

    I’d be happy to kick your ass for those ideas about how you want to abuse pets. You are a complete nut job, and what’s worse is that you are a completely vicious nut job. You have my email. We can get together if you like.

  • Rainy

    Obviously all you who wrote negative comments have NEVER HAD A NEIGHBOR FROM HELL. They’re cunning, selfish assholes that hold themselves higher than everyone around them- even if they are an alco 41 year old scrag. They abuse you, and most discusting abuse your kids!!! and deliberately make your life a living nightmare. I have been dealing with this bullshit for 5 years, documented EVERYTHING as advised, even abuse. Went through all the correct channels, we own our house- she rents… Apparently she has more flippin rights than us. This is australia- as long as she pays her rent and doesnt ruin the property she resides in.. THEY DONT CARE!!! The world is so upside down. When you’re family is at risk and the law won’t do anything, trust me I’ve called the cops, you HAVE to take measures into your own hands. Why should she get away with throwing dead birds in our pool, knifing our trampoline, and many other things. You’ve just gotta do something.

  • dp

    And that’s why half of the idiots complaining came here to read this, if you don’t like it go somewhere else.I think some are good ideas but some may get you into trouble if you do get caught.

  • liem anderson

    This is several little tricks that I have done. Go to a pay phone and call the newspaper and put their house up for sale about 80% of the value with an open house for several days with snacks served from 12-5 on Sunday, that was a really fun one it worked they moved two months later. make sure you bill it to the neighbors name and address as well as their phone number too. I had a neighbor who’s dog braked all the time and I worked nights so I needed my sleep during the day, I just bought a dog whistle that humans can’t hear and blew it every night when I got home from work at one am. their dog was inside and I could hear the stupid thing due to I sit outside for an hour or so, they moved too. One more for you someone kept taking my lunch at work which left me with nothing to eat for 12 hours. So I baked 18 chockolate chip cookies made with Exlax chockolate, I found him in the bathroom that day in real pain. It stopped never again did anyone take anything. Have fun!

  • mick

    I did the alligator clip thing on my neighbors phone box and called up these online chat hookers all night. his phone bill was about 900 dollars.

    I did the bleach on a neighbors lawn. great effect.

  • hunter

    For all the dips that are spouting negative coments. Why the fuck did you look this subject up. What you thought it would say bake the fucker a cake. lmao

  • liem anderson

    Thank You, for posting my stuff maybe someone can use it, how about a couple more? first of all let me say that it really isn’t fair, you see I’m an Irish Jew who was born in the U.S. but my family moved to the U.S. in 1850 from Ireland but came from Isreal to start with so I’m at a advantage over every one. okay here are a couple more fun stunts for your readers. Someone kept taking my dust covers off my mag wheels at work and I really didn’t have the money to replace them, So I bought two more and taped razor blades on them, it lasted one day and I found blood all over one of my wheels with the dust cover gone, I guess he got what he wanted a dust cover with some extra metal, he lost some blood, it never happened again!I learned in Sunday School the little thing called stealing not good to take things. I have a neighbor who is asking for it, So I was thinking the other day and came up with an idea for him, you see he killed our blind and deaf dog with rat killer, So I thought about it and came up with a good one for him, You see I live in an area of missouri where the James gang came thru, So I thought I would forward a letter from outside this area to him telling him that My company are gold recovery people from way back and for a fee we will come and dig and find the lost Gold from a train that got robbed in 1863 1/4 mile from his house, just so I can see him with a metal detector and digging up his yard. Sounds like a good time to me, Remember don’t mess with me I have a very high IQ Thank You, Liem Anderson

  • weirdbob

    you lot are seriously unwell. I am so glad I live on the otherside of the ocean from you sickos. As for the Irish Jew who came from Israel apparently. High IQ I am surprised you can spell IQ you are so stupid. Read your history books again but turn them the right way up. Oh good God the world is full of sickos….especially in the US

  • liem Anderson

    Dear Weird Bob, This is just for fun and I’m glad you live on the other side too, Slan Liet, translate that one Weird Bob! Don’y burn your brain. shsha ma duff

  • susan lynn sivert

    this kind of thing is not funny when you catch someone like this report them especially if they are a business’ it’s your job to protect the community corporations are not your friend and it’s there jobs to make sure you are safe if not they should be sued or closed- down!
    ‘When you do the bad moves out and the good moves in stay silent and do not prosecute revenge- callers and chaos will happen!

  • susan lynn sivert

    My wife wrote that and in her own words, ‘I am her husband Richard and these type’s of things go unpunished and one day it will blow up right in all you palls faces for not going after insane criminals that falsely accuse others just because they are’ mad or rebellious, jealous resentful, ‘Not for any reason should 911 be used except for the truth!
    ‘America does not prosecute false claims ?

  • mishmash

    what a completely crap site this is. the site itself should be banned for suggesting totally cruel things to do to animals. if u not happy with neighbours, go and grow some balls and confront them yourself rather than doing petty, sick, acts of revenge to get back at people through their animals. anyone who can invest time actually doing these things deserves to be in a mental institution or in prison.

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