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At first, Dick Smegma’s landlord was a nice guy. Then it became obvious that the hell was trying illegally, immorally and however else to force Dick and his wife out so he could rent to a relative. Things got kind of tight and nasty.

“You could feel the tension cooking,” Dick noted with glee as as recalled the revenge he extracted.

“We loaded up the apartment’s microwave with all the silverware in the place and turned it on for an hour. This act causes the microwave to feed back into the uranium diode (hearth of the unit), shorting it out and rendering the whole microwave useless.”

A quick check with a local repair person netted me the knowledge that repair or replacement of the diode and retuning the unit would cost between $200 and $500.

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