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Make good use of these quotes in your graffiti cryptic messages, threats, bon mots, comebacks, etc.

“The next best thing to a good friend is an enemy who knows you all too well.”
– Chester the Spoon

“The easiest way of change history is to become a historian.”
– Rev. Jerry Falwell

“The world is absolutely out of control now and is not going to be saved by any reason or unreason.”
– Robert Lowell

“Somewhere, something incredible happened in history – the wrong guys won.”
– Norman Mailer

“Treason never doth prosper; what’s the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.”
– John Harrington

“Conscience is a larger foe of mankind than is gunpowder.”
– Snakeoil Cignetti

“We damn Americans roam the world strewing death, destruction and riches in our wake and turn whole countries into either napalm ruins or flourishing whorehouses.”
– A Vietnam combat vet in protest of the U.S. outrages in Nicaragua

“He’s such a pacifist you just want to kill him.”
– M. Kerri Smith

“The best political weapon is the weapon of terror. Cruelty commands respect. Men may hate us. But, we don’t ask for their love; only for their fear.”
– Heinrich Himmler

“The people will always attempt to find the positive aspects of all circumstances, which, in themselves, are not susceptible to danger.”
– Joseph Stalin

“People aren’t really poor until they start using water on their corn flakes.”
– Nancy Reagan

“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”
– Albert Einstein

“It’s better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.”
– George Bush

“No one can make you feel inferior without you consent.”
– Elanor Roosevelt

“A dog is a dog, except when he is facing you in a narrow alley. Then, he is Mr. Dog.”
– Nicaraguan street vendor

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness isn’t shopping in the right places.”
– Nancy Reagan

“Capitalism gives all of us a great opportunity if we seize it with both hands and hang on to it.”
– Al Capone

“Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.”
– LTC Mac

“It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.”
– An American doctor viewing a bombed-out village in El Salvador

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
– Mae West

“Je te pisse au cul.”
– A French veteran of Bergen-Belsen to Ronald Reagan

“To profess principles but not be prepared to back them is to be without principles.”
– Mary J. Berg

“My mother-in-law told us she always had a desire to be buried at sea. I told my wife we should dump her off the Salmon River bridge tonight… she’d eventually get to the sea. Three weeks later I’m divorced.”
– G. Barrett, via George McGeary

“A fellow who is always declaring he is no fool usually has his suspicions.”
– Wilson Mizner

“Ask a kid what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.”
– Fran Lebowitz


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