Some Usefull Things To Do With X Friends
Some Usefull Things To Do
With X Friends
By: The Anarchial Artist
Date: July 4th 1993
Notes: Happy Birthday United
States.
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Foreward: Well today is America’s birthday. To bad I live in Canada. You’re
probably
thinking…CANADA??? They have computers in Canada? Yes, I suppose
I’m one of the first text
writers to evolve to be known continent wide, and to
come from Canada. Captain Kid did the
original of this text phile which was
entitled "The 10 Ten Things To Do With Ex
Friends". Unfortuanetly he just
didn’t have enuff goodness within his worx, and it was
to short…so I’m taking
it upon myself to write a file worthy of the name: Anarchists
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1. If you were really good friends with this
guy then he probably told you alot
of his secrets. You could blackmail him with these, making
him pay you $20 a
week, just for you not to tell everyone about how Uncle Henry does things
to his
dick that he doesn’t like.
2. Post on bulletin about his awesome pir8
board that’s open 24hrs a day and
All new users get 500 free fp’s. People will be calling him
non stop to get
on his fake bulletin board, it’ll be especially funny at 1 in the morning.
3. Tell everyone about the dumb names that his parents used to give him as a
small
child. This ‘ll really piss him off and embarrass him to hell. I have a
friend who had REALLY
bad nicknames but luckily we’re still good friends.
4. Usually your friend will let
things slip as you become better friends. For
instance he may give you his password to a
really ELITE board. Or he might
happen to give you the code to his garage opener while you’re
house sitting
for him. These all come in very handy when you to despise each other.
that says
something like "You can also make free calls through Bell, AT&T, and
Sprint just dial
this number (your ex-friends number of course) between 11pm and
6am and we’ll explain to you
how you can achieve this, please ask for (your
ex-friends name)…thank you." This is
fucking hillarious!!
6. Your ex friend will have probably told you really secretive
things like who
he likes. So go yelling your head off and phone everyone who he’s ever liked
and tell them. It’ll be fucking hillarious!!!
7. Go to the library and get a
card out in his name (with all the REAL details).
Then take out lots of books the second day
you have the card. When the
librarian calls him for those 3 year overdue books (that you
never intend to
return) he’ll have no idea what they’re talking about….but he’ll HAVE to
pay for them!!!
8. Once again we come back to some of those special secrets that
friends tell
each other. You can use these against the guy to SUCH an extreme, it isn’t
those really
nasty habits that he has (shits in the night, gives himself head).
Or you could spread such
tales about there parents and get them in shit. For
example you could phone the office
telling them about the guys little run in
with the law!!! The possibilities are endless!!!
9. Take your friends favourite things and FUCK THEM UP!!!! For instance if he is
a
cat luvver then grab his cat and staple it to his front door!!! Or you could
steal his stamp
collection. Rip the stamps and then mail them back tgo him in
an envelope…you get the
picture.
10. Set him up for a BIG BASHING. Get together some of your friends and meet
at
a place where the local fiend (heheheheheh) is seen commonly. Now, as he turns
a
street corner (or whatever). Start pelting him with rocks and marbles and
anything you can
think of. Then when he’s crouched on the ground from your
onslaught of projectiles start
kicking the living shit out of him. And when
you’re done doing that throw him in a garbage
can. This is fucking GREAT!!!
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Well
that wraps up another AA phile. I’ve been getting alot of good feed back
from lotsa people on
the boards. If you wanna try and reach me I can be found on
boards in the 416/519 (and soon
the 415) area codes. We’ll chat or whatever or
if you’ve gotta good idea for a text then post
me some messages about it. I’ve
gotta few more things I wanna say.
1. Wanna
become an Anarchists Anonymous dist site? Well try and reach me, Guile
or Cpt Kid on any
boards in the 416/519 area codes. Here’s a few boards that I
regulate on. Gold And Glory,
Ryu’s Dojo, Fortified Delegation, and many more.
You’ll get ALL our texts first day and your
board name will be included in our
next texts.
2. If you want to join AA and
feel you’ve got th gift of Anarchy then get in
contact with either me, Sir Hackalot, or
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Guile. They can all get to me….fast.
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"Hey….do you guys remember a group named YAM????"
-Anarchial Artist ‘93